Whats your problem girls of NG?

[Zack]

what is the defect that you have that makes you come on the internet to seek attention from a bunch of faggoty internet nerds (besides me of course im a fucking badass). if i wanted i could have any girl on the bbs without even trying but im not going to even go there it would just make all of the 13 year olds jealous is it looks? personality? are you clingy? you have trust issues? your daddy didn't love you enough?

spill your guts you ugly whores, since you already know all of the guys on here hate, (or pretend to like you just to see your tits and share them with all the other guys on newgrounds) you might as well tell us why we should. and before you say im making this thread just because i'm jealous that no girls talk to me on the internet... well it's kinda because of that but it doesn't matter since they're all filthy whores.

anyway back on topic.

[SeeInTheDark]

Now that doesn't make much sense, Zack, since you know that nearly all of us aren't like that.

[GiantDouche]

"I HOPE DEY IS NO I AM BE TROLLIN"

-Zack

[igott]

Virgins. Not even I would hit them with a 90-mile pole.

[YouLostTheGame]

Oh Zack, I love you.

[Fancyman]

So, according to you, all girls on the internet are filthy whores, but you're so badass that you could get any of them?

I am totally jealous of how cool you are.

[CashClock]

What's a "girl"?

[MADJACK24]

this kid is obviously a genius, in his own special way. you're far too overconfident, my boy. it's actually amusing how this guy thinks.

[Zack]

At 9/6/09 01:51 AM, GiantDouche wrote: "I HOPE DEY IS NO I AM BE TROLLIN"

-Zack

your an idiot, this is a serious question. i know that i joke around a lot but im actually curious.

[Pounce]

All girls do this everywhere lol
Also Ive seen a few girls from ng naked, theyre okaay

[AHintofMoonlight]

There are no women on the internet anyways. So this thread is pointless.

[selena18]

Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

[MADJACK24]

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you heard the woman zack. a "filthy whore" wants to pleasure you. why? i have no fucking clue....

[Zack]

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you only like blackman you stupid cock hungry whore. why are you replying to this thread instead of getting some? whats your issue why don't you just come out and say it.

[selena18]

At 9/6/09 01:59 AM, Zack wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you only like blackman you stupid cock hungry whore. why are you replying to this thread instead of getting some? whats your issue why don't you just come out and say it.

I'm not as cock hungry as you think. I'm replying to this thread because i'm not as active as i'd like to be in the bbs.

Idk.. I don't really think I have an issue :)

[YouLostTheGame]

Lol, seriously though guys, it might be a shock to you, but a lot of us girls are here because we actually find posting on the BBS, watching the occasional well-animated flash, making Dickneck jokes, and submitting to the art portal enjoyable. I have a boyfriend who also enjoys his NG, though he's more of a /b/tard. If I was trying to look for a guy, I wouldn't come here to the land of fapping thirteen year olds and ms paint cocks.

Disagree if you want, but I can, and have, done much fucking better.

Don't flatter yourselves.

[Zack]

At 9/6/09 01:59 AM, MADJACK24 wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you heard the woman zack. a "filthy whore" wants to pleasure you. why? i have no fucking clue....

i would take her up on that if her vagina wasn't so full of aids and black man cum.

why you ask? because im way cooler and better in every way than your 15 year old faggot sonic loving ass.

[selena18]

At 9/6/09 02:06 AM, Zack wrote: i would take her up on that if her vagina wasn't so full of aids and black man cum.

why you ask? because im way cooler and better in every way than your 15 year old faggot sonic loving ass.

Dang, I thought I was a virgin. Must've been drugged. :o

[Kerma]

You need to Rethink your facts

[Jon4life]

These girls want to be men, but they take advantage of the fact that girl don't go on newgrounds. So they go on newgrounds and be all slutty and shit.

[pYROkINDoFgUY]

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, Zack wrote: spill your guts you ugly whores

To me, it sounds like YOU are the one with the issues.

[TehSlapHappy]

Bitches ain't shit.

[MADJACK24]

At 9/6/09 02:06 AM, Zack wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:59 AM, MADJACK24 wrote:

At 9/6/09 01:56 AM, selena18 wrote: Mmmmmm lil boys, flock to me!!!!!

you heard the woman zack. a "filthy whore" wants to pleasure you. why? i have no fucking clue....

i would take her up on that if her vagina wasn't so full of aids and black man cum.

why you ask? because im way cooler and better in every way than your 15 year old faggot sonic loving ass.

interesting.... why is it that i make a simple joke, stupid little fucks like you flip out? are you really that insecure? also, rather than falsely accusing someone of liking a DEAD series, try coming up with a response that at least makes you appear somewhat intelligent....

[Deadchick]

Guys don't like me here because I am way too different :<

[EpicPwnage]

At 9/6/09 01:50 AM, Zack wrote: what is the defect that you have that makes you come on the internet to seek attention from a bunch of faggoty internet nerds (besides me of course im a fucking badass).

Haha, your good for a joke, Zack.

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/6/09 02:14 AM, Deadchick wrote: Guys don't like me here because I am way too different :<

Okay, this is an example of the girl you were describing Zack.

But we're not all like her.

[Fancyman]

At 9/6/09 02:14 AM, MADJACK24 wrote: interesting.... why is it that i make a simple joke, stupid little fucks like you flip out? are you really that insecure? also, rather than falsely accusing someone of liking a DEAD series, try coming up with a response that at least makes you appear somewhat intelligent....

He was just showing you how totally badass he was. It's his method of attracting the ladies.

[Alastor]

At 9/6/09 01:53 AM, Fancyman wrote: I am totally jealous of how cool you are.

That picture: hmm...Swedish guido?

[Deadchick]

At 9/6/09 02:15 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 9/6/09 02:14 AM, Deadchick wrote: Guys don't like me here because I am way too different :<

Okay, this is an example of the girl you were describing Zack.

But we're not all like her.

You know what, why don't you screw off? You seem to have a little problemo with me huh?

I am saying boys around my neighborhood don't like me because I am too different, me being dorky and what not. I do not wanna be some gangster chick on the street and stuff.

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/6/09 02:19 AM, Deadchick wrote: You know what, why don't you screw off? You seem to have a little problemo with me huh?

I am saying boys around my neighborhood don't like me because I am too different, me being dorky and what not. I do not wanna be some gangster chick on the street and stuff.

Oh come now, this is the internet, learn to take punches. I was mostly kidding, don't get so worked up about it.