some things to contemplate deeply

[ActualOccurences]

*I used to eat a lot of natural foods
until I learned
that most people
die of natural causes.

*There are two kinds of pedestrians:
the quick and the dead.

*Life is sexually transmitted.
>
>
>
> *Whenever I feel blue,
>
> I start breathing again.

> *All of us could take a lesson
from the weather.
It pays no attention
to criticism.

*In the 60's,
people took acid
to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac
to make it normal.

*How is it
one careless match
can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box
to start a campfire?

*If Jimmy cracks corn
and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?

*If quizzes are quizzical,
what are tests?

*Do illiterate people
get the full effect
of Alphabet Soup?

*Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle?

[JKMonkey]

is there a point to all of these random quotes?

[Leidolfr]

ctrl c, ctrl v, post + 1

[ActualOccurences]

no not really i was just doing some deep thinking

[thelittleemo]

At 9/5/09 10:11 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: no not really i was just doing some deep thinking

You should probably quote people.

[ActualOccurences]

At 9/5/09 10:18 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 9/5/09 10:11 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: no not really i was just doing some deep thinking

You should probably quote people.

yea i just pressed the wrong button

[thelittleemo]

At 9/5/09 10:20 PM, ActualOccurences wrote:

At 9/5/09 10:18 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 9/5/09 10:11 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: no not really i was just doing some deep thinking

You should probably quote people.

yea i just pressed the wrong button

Oh, well then that's understandable. And some of the things were quite lulzy.

[ActualOccurences]

At 9/5/09 10:21 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 9/5/09 10:20 PM, ActualOccurences wrote:

At 9/5/09 10:18 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 9/5/09 10:11 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: no not really i was just doing some deep thinking

You should probably quote people.

yea i just pressed the wrong button

Oh, well then that's understandable. And some of the things were quite lulzy.

yes well im very bored and i just want to do something so im sorry im wasting your time

[RydiaLockheart]

Did Roman paramedics call IV's "fours?"

[DragonFyre9]

At 9/5/09 10:11 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: no not really i was just doing some deep thinking

I have deeper thoughts than that when I'm taking a shit.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

None of those were that great in my opinion. I admire Philosoraptor's ideas, they always make me shit bricks. I also enjoy rhetorical questions immensely. What do they use to ship packing peanuts? What do you say to an athiest if he sneezes? If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?