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If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 21:50:04 Reply

... I thought I had a GOLDEN topic but then got distracted and lost it. Anyone care to finish this thought?


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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 21:57:23 Reply

...what operating system would he use?


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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 21:59:05 Reply

Then would that make morgan freeman a robot?


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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 21:59:56 Reply

At 9/5/09 09:57 PM, JKMonkey wrote: ...what operating system would he use?

He would use them all. As one... and than he'd eat them. Why? Who knows... we don't question Jouy's actions... Or God, who ever... I don't know I never read the bible. Sounds about right to me though.


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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:00:53 Reply

At 9/5/09 09:57 PM, JKMonkey wrote: ...what operating system would he use?

Lets say he has his own OS, God OS if you will. I was thinking more along the lines of answers for why the world is how it is.

(if ONLY I could get a copy of God's OS! Send me a disc God!)


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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:00:56 Reply

The Gospel According to Mac.

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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:01:17 Reply

He would be this one.

if ya look closely it has jewels in the apple logo

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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:04:02 Reply

At 9/5/09 10:01 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: He would be this one.
if ya look closely it has jewels in the apple logo

Yeah probably... but you'd think God would be a bit more humble, preferring something that didn't point out his all powerful nature. Or maybe he would, obviously if God could do something he would do it. And that is why all of humanity is dead.


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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:04:27 Reply

If god was a computer his name would be AM, and would be a human hating sadistic bastard.

Seriously, he would.

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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:04:35 Reply

At 9/5/09 10:03 PM, Petro355 wrote: If god was a computer, then Jesus would be an Iphone

And the holy spirit would be a zune.


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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:05:51 Reply

...he would reside in the stars

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Response to If God was a computer... 2009-09-05 22:10:17 Reply

At 9/5/09 10:04 PM, NeverHundred wrote: stuff

Yeah but if he was god he would be all powerful so he might be the jguar supercomputer, the world's most powerful supercomputer.

stare in awe people,STARE!

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