Phone Sex.

[Stoicish]

So...yeah...um...

I'm having habitual phone sex with a girl I met. This is weird because she doesn't live that far away from me and I can have real sex with her. However, she has some sort of intamacy issues and for some reason gets nervous about it.

I was interested in dating her, but she obviously has issues that I can't really help or be around. Not to mention she is only doing the phone sex thing for me to help get her off. Which, by the way, is some of the dirtiest (in a good way) stuff I've ever heard come out of a girls mouth.

I mean seriously.

Holy hell it was hot.

I thought it was a bit sad that I was doing it and a bit fucked up at the same time, but found it to be real hot. At least from her end I mean I feel like a total retard when she ask me to scream out, "Tell me you want me to cum!"

In effort to stir conversation I'm curious as to how many people out there have had phone sex or have even considered doing it.

[Hellian00]

At 9/5/09 08:28 PM, Stoicish wrote: Holy hell it was hot.

Phone sex? Hot? It's just talking about sex. That's almost as bad as porn.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

What does a woman sound like?

[TheLameSauce]

i have had nor do i intend on having phone sex unless it is going to lead to some sort of second party initiated sex act. i'd rather watch video of people fucking while i jerk off than listen to some broad talk about it. but that's just me and what i think.

[Creepyfan]

I have always really wanted to call a phone sex place and either confuse them or freak them out...

Example one (confuse):
Girl: What are you into honey?
Me: I'm into primary male lizard migration in southwestern Equatorial Guinea

Example two (freak out)
Girl: What are you into honey?
Me: Putting small children into washing machines...

1. Prank call phone sex hotline
2. Freak them out
3. ???????????
4. Profit!

[Scuzzfest]

At 9/5/09 08:31 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: What does a woman sound like?

FRED.

[JKMonkey]

I've has Phone Sex with my current fiancee once, wasnt that great.

[Proottalfain]

Talking dirty would make me feel ridiculous rather than turned on.

[SashaSexyFur]

At 9/5/09 08:36 PM, Scuzzfest wrote:

At 9/5/09 08:31 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: What does a woman sound like?

FRED.

NO.

[YouLostTheGame]

I have.

That is all.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

At 9/5/09 08:36 PM, Scuzzfest wrote:

At 9/5/09 08:31 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: What does a woman sound like?

FRED.

Oh, okay, but tell me more. What do they feel like?

[DragonFyre9]

At 9/5/09 08:47 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: I have.

That is all.

What's your number?

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/5/09 08:51 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Oh, okay, but tell me more. What do they feel like?

Insulation, of course.

[darkblackman]

At 9/5/09 08:47 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: I have.

That is all.

This.

[Leidolfr]

At 9/5/09 08:31 PM, Hellian00 wrote:

At 9/5/09 08:28 PM, Stoicish wrote: Holy hell it was hot.

Phone sex? Hot? It's just talking about sex. That's almost as bad as porn.

I dont have phone sex, but uhh, i know people who have, and have ended up actually hooking up with the people,so theres always that, and, its kinda gay, but atleast its braver than cyber sex, so umm, whatever, lol.

[RydiaLockheart]

I have, but if you're in another state, the real thing is not always possible.

I think the appeal is you can actually hear the person and not read text.

[Jack]

I'd like to see a transcript of that conversation please.

[S3ns]

It's 8pm I've got the tv on, and I am ready for some hot steamin phone sex.

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/5/09 09:11 PM, S3ns wrote: It's 8pm I've got the tv on, and I am ready for some hot steamin phone sex.

I fuckin love those guys.

[Pixmintro]

Phone sex is a snore. Just masturbation while listening to a girl's voice as she lies about what sh'es actually doing usually.

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/5/09 09:46 PM, ixintro wrote: Phone sex is a snore. Just masturbation while listening to a girl's voice as she lies about what sh'es actually doing usually.

I never lie.

[Leidolfr]

At 9/5/09 09:46 PM, ixintro wrote: Phone sex is a snore. Just masturbation while listening to a girl's voice as she lies about what sh'es actually doing usually.

oh, im sure plenty of em are actually doing it,just, not like, hotlines you call

[S3ns]

At 9/5/09 09:48 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 9/5/09 09:46 PM, ixintro wrote: Phone sex is a snore. Just masturbation while listening to a girl's voice as she lies about what sh'es actually doing usually.

I never lie.

Can I have your number pretty please?

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/5/09 09:50 PM, S3ns wrote:

At 9/5/09 09:48 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 9/5/09 09:46 PM, ixintro wrote: Phone sex is a snore. Just masturbation while listening to a girl's voice as she lies about what sh'es actually doing usually.

I never lie.

Can I have your number pretty please?

Sure thing.

772-257-4501

[Pixmintro]

Hahaha, didn't mean calling a hotline. I've had experiences with girls where I later find out they're just faking, and really just watching TV or, one time, cooking an omelette...

[DragonFyre9]

At 9/5/09 09:56 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Sure thing.

772-257-4501

Well.

[CBLStaffer]

not really....

my father is planning to ban phone sex with a proposal next week in D.C., cuz he said it was just dirty and immature, and the govt. tappers can hear them doing dirty talks...

[YouLostTheGame]

At 9/5/09 10:02 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 9/5/09 09:56 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Sure thing.

772-257-4501

Well.

I would never.

[Allaire]

I'd rather jerk off then have phone sex.

[sldghmmr]

I had phone sex once. But I dropped the call :(