My mom stumped Google!

[Dawnslayer]

So, my mother likes to cook. She likes to try new recipes, stuff she hears about watching Food Network and other such sources. So a few minutes ago, she asked me to search the Web for a recipe for Palermo potatoes (she's not very good with computers). I searched FoodNetwork.com; I found nothing. I searched Recipes.com, and again came up with nothing. Finally I figured, "If Google can't find it, nothing can." So I type "Palermo potatoes," quotes included, into the search bar.

I got five pages of results, none of which possessed a recipe. Google was officially stumped.

Has anyone else here pulled this off?

And if you share a recipe for Palermo potatoes, you get a cookie.

[Hellian00]

Have you thought of removing the quotes?

[wtflolnoob]

Yeah, I typed "Stumped" into Google!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA I'm comic gold

[GiantDouche]

Maybe you or her misread?

[SatanHam]

google isnt perfect.

you should kno that by now.

[SevenSeize]

I found this, " Palermo potatoes, which are potatoes braised with onions, tomatoes, and a few peas, a vegetable, which is usually swiss chard (adorned with a little olive oil and garlic) or carrots, and rolls."

As long as she knows how to braise potatoes, I don't see a huge problem.

[Lost-Chances]

Where did she hear it? Most programs host their recipes on the internet.

[ReverendMayhem]

I managed to once. I just typed google in and the internet sort of broke

[disingenuous]

It's probably because Palermo potatoes are already a recipe/side. It's not like they're a type of potato.

[therealanimator]

At 9/5/09 06:52 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote: I managed to once. I just typed google in and the internet sort of broke

stop waching the i.t. crowd

[disingenuous]

Dude, I totally misread what you wrote. Disregard my last post.

[disingenuous]

Anyway, so my family is Italian and my mom used to make a similar dish called Potato Gatto.

Here's a link: http://www.recipekey.com/therecipes/Pota to-Gatto

[gingermagicman]

post london -london, and you only get 1 result

[closedahug]

if you say it you re ok,my momma deleted my game emulator

[GenericName54]

At 9/5/09 07:03 PM, gingermagicman wrote: post london -london, and you only get 1 result

That's because you're searching for all links with London in them and then excluding all links with London in them.

[joeyjoe1]

At 9/5/09 06:45 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: So, my mother likes cock

Fixed, for hilarity.

[TMM43]

I was searching Google for a recipe for cupcakes.

The search came back with "How do you know if you're gay."

[Lamar537]

At 9/5/09 07:05 PM, closedahug wrote: if you say it you re ok,my momma deleted my game emulator

I fucking lol'd. I thank you sir for your shitty post.

[Rootledge]

Is it possible that it isn't even a recipe at all?

It is in fact, a type of dolphin....

[CashClock]

At 9/5/09 07:11 PM, TMM43 wrote: I was searching Google for a recipe for cupcakes.

The search came back with "How do you know if you're gay."

That's probally the most believeable thing I've ever heard.

No sarcasm, seriously I could expect Google to be stupid enough to do that!

[JKMonkey]

I've "stumped" google a few times, not that funny.

[YouAreTheFather]

At 9/5/09 06:48 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Yeah, I typed "Stumped" into Google!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA I'm comic gold

Someone get this guy an award

[GOTHCLAWZ]

Did you know that "gullible" is the only word that you can't search for in google?

[GiantDouche]

At 9/5/09 09:32 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Did you know that "gullible" is the only word that you can't search for in google?

Did you know that I'm going to go to your house while you're asleep and put my pubic hairs in your mouth simply for making such a stupid, old joke?

[ChillyCheese]

At 9/5/09 09:32 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Did you know that "gullible" is the only word that you can't search for in google?

Wow, who the fuck told you that?

You must be genuinely stupid if you think this is true.

[AlphaCentauri]

You didn't stump google, google simply searches he internet.

If it found nothing, then, my friend, you stumped the internet.

[GOTHCLAWZ]

At 9/5/09 09:36 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Did you know that I'm going to go to your house while you're asleep and put my pubic hairs in your mouth simply for making such a stupid, old joke?

You'd better fucking hope I don't wake up.

At 9/5/09 09:38 PM, ChillyCheese wrote: Wow, who the fuck told you that?

I tried it myself.

You must be genuinely stupid if you think this is true.

No seriously, google is unable to find a definition or anything.

[YeOldeSierra]

Try Bing then, just to see.

I think I remember stumping Google once...

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 9/5/09 07:05 PM, closedahug wrote: if you say it you re ok,my momma deleted my game emulator

Be more sane.

Seriously, I have no idea what you said, are you insulting me or is that a chat up line? You broke my brain.

[Spaghetti14]

At 9/5/09 07:05 PM, closedahug wrote: if you say it you re ok,my momma deleted my game emulator

what...? i don't understand.