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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:48 AM
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Just hurdle a few comets at Earth, and it's orbit will change!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:50 AM
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Oh, now they've really lost their minds
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Yeah, Cause that plan has moved things without failure before.
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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:51 AM
At 9/4/09 11:50 AM, M-Y wrote: Oh, now they've really lost their minds
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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:52 AM
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What about when our CO2 diminishes again and we freeze? They need to realise global warming is something that's happened before and will leave again.
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The plan put forward by Dr Laughlin.
Lul. Also, why not just gather every robot in one place and get em to vent exhaust fumes upward?
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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:53 AM
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They really think it will work? Oh well, at least they have a couple million years to think it through.
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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:54 AM
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At 9/4/09 11:52 AM, Otto wrote: What about when our CO2 diminishes again and we freeze? They need to realise global warming is something that's happened before and will leave again.
The sun is going to get hotter, and it's just some theoretical work
Posted at: 9/4/09 11:55 AM
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I think we should take a global vote. lol
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They don't plan to have comets hit earth; that would be stupid. They plan to have comets come close to earth and their gravity will pull the earth slightly further out. Do this a couple hundred times and earth will be in a safer place.
I'm just worried that something will go wrong, they screw up, and one of those comets actually does hit the earth.
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very unusual but hey nasa can do the hell they want with planet earth
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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:57 AM
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At 9/4/09 11:48 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Just hurdle a few comets at Earth, and it's orbit will change!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy, we're totally screwed!
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This was conceived as a solution to a problematic phase in the sun's life expected to come a billion years from now. I wouldn't worry too much about the implications if I were you (or me).
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Posted at: 9/4/09 11:58 AM
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I thought we could recycle more and use less fuel, but whatever.
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:04 PM
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That articles from 2001. Still though, I'm not sure if this is a crazy and stupid idea, or an awesome one.
or both.
Posted at: 9/4/09 12:07 PM
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'The technology is not at all far-fetched,' That means it probably won't work
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:08 PM
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They're saying it like it's a piece of cake.
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yes, cause it wont kill us all if a meteorite hits the planet
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:18 PM
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And if we want to hurl a meteor towards Earth , the only thing we have to do is to change that meteors course by hurling a meteor at it !
oh wait ...
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:19 PM
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"All you have to do is hurtle a few comets at Earth, and its orbit will be altered. Our world will then be sent spinning into a safer, colder part of the solar system."
Nasa: Piece of cake, right?
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:22 PM
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Now they're stealing ideas from Futurama.
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:23 PM
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I'm just laughing at the fact they're considering throwing comets at our planet to make it safer.
Yeah Nasa, planet earth is safe now, too bad you blew up half of it in the process
Posted at: 9/4/09 12:26 PM
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It's an idea, not a theory that will be put forward. This is just a newspaper putting a factual spin on things. We have several other less dangerous idea's to reduce global temperature, and NASA don't have the authority to hurdle comets at the world.
Come on, it's just common sense, you don't think this would actually happen?
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:29 PM
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At 9/4/09 12:26 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Come on, it's just common sense, you don't think this would actually happen?
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:30 PM
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It's a really good idea as you go along in the page... No sense in not trying it right?
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:31 PM
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I'm OK with the idea, I just hope there's no problem and everything is nice and dandy.
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:34 PM
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But then how will the aliens find us?
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:36 PM
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At 9/4/09 11:55 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote: I'm just worried that something will go wrong, they screw up, and one of those comets actually does hit the earth.
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I wonder what part of earth will be hit?
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:41 PM
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can we just suck it up with the global warming for another billion years until we actually need to move the earth... There are way too many ways this can go wrong. Putting a comet close to earth on purpose to create a gravitational pool? jeez. In theory it would work if everything was perfect, otherwise we would be blaming two moronic scientists for killing us all.
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Posted at: 9/4/09 12:43 PM
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At 9/4/09 12:34 PM, Elder wrote: But then how will the aliens find us? damn you guys are stupid
The aliens have already found us. In fact some of them are already trying to take over humanity and some of them are helping us fight them.
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