At 9/4/09 03:19 AM, scotty13 wrote:
uh utter shit? dude im just bored and wanna read some funny shit. i dont know what you got against me and my posts arent utter shit, it's called boredome! what do you think would be a better topic? i mean im just kinda bored and making random threads till something funny comes up.
Okay, if you're actually a genuine person, for one, you'll NEED to read the rules. We're not your non-stop source of entertainment and your free pass to spamming up the board. They've got YouTube for that and many other different sites.
If you don't really care what I have to say, click here now.
First of all, we're a forum full of people that are just like you. Unfortunately, only very few of us are very funny, witty, attractive or clever and that's what binds us together as a community, because we're all losers </genericism>. Two problems with the threads you've made so far is that they're very overdone and they're borderline spam. If you're going to look for funny stories, using the search bar is your best bet or go here where they archive the best of Newgrounds. Or plenty of great stories written by Newgrounders here, including many other funny threads.
So, as long as you use the search bar, don't insulting other users without good reason, don't one-word post and don't expect us to perform for you, you'll probably fit right in. Although you're probably 13, you have a low post count and a new sign-up date, so everyone hates you anyway. GOOD LUCK.
