Laid to rest...

[Shaggytheclown17]

Well I just heard they buried Micheal Jackson in Los Angeles.
Anyway how would you want your body to be put to rest? You can talk about Micheal jackson too if you want 8)

[NickFulp]

Michael Jackson died about two months ago, and now they're getting around to burying him? Jeez, Californian funeral services are piss poor.

[Chymeraxe]

I'm really not going to care, seeing as I'm, you know, dead.

[HighWayStar365]

At 9/4/09 02:49 AM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: Well I just heard they buried Micheal Jackson in Los Angeles.
Anyway how would you want your body to be put to rest?

I would prefer traditionally because I want people to remember how awesome I was when I'm dead.

You can talk about Micheal jackson too if you want 8)

Why would we want to talk about a dead child molester?

[cHunter]

Whoever actually cares about a dead celebrity is dumb as shit and needs a real life to pay attention to. Fuck.

[Animatigo]

Do you think when they put him in the ground will it count as littering?

I mean, his body is like 70% plastic

[Animatigo]

At 9/4/09 03:04 AM, Animatigo wrote: Do you think when they put him in the ground will it count as littering?

I mean, his body is like 70% plastic

EDIT
Do you think when they put him in the ground it will count as littering?

I mean, his body is like 70% plastic.

[Chymeraxe]

At 9/4/09 03:04 AM, Animatigo wrote: Do you think when they put him in the ground will it count as littering?

I mean, his body is like 70% plastic

I shouldn't have laughed, god damn you.

[Tramps]

If there was a single day I could live,
A single breath I could take,
I'd trade all the others away.

The bloods on the wall,
So you might as well just admit it.
And bleach out the stains,
Commit to forgetting it.
You're better off empty and blank,
Than left with a single pathetic trace of this..

Smother another failure.
Lay this to rest.
Console yourself, you're better alone,
Destroy yourself, see who gives a fuck,
Absorb yourself, you're better alone,
Destroy yourself.

I'll chain you to the truth,
For the truth shall set you free,
I'll turn the screws of vengeance,
And bury you with honesty.

I'll make all your dreams come to life,
And slay them as quickly as they came.

Smother another failure.
Lay this to rest.

Console yourself, you're better alone,
Destroy yourself, see who gives a fuck,
Absorb yourself, you're better alone,
Destroy yourself.

See who gives a fuck!

Failure!

If there was a day I could live,
If there was a single breath I could take,
I'd trade all the others away,
I'd trade all the others away.

[yurgenburgen]

At 9/4/09 02:49 AM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: Anyway how would you want your body to be put to rest?

Dynamite strapped to body and detonated inside church.

[HighWayStar365]

At 9/4/09 03:08 AM, Tramps wrote: "Laid to Rest" - Lamb of God

marry me, PWEEZE :3

[boloneyman]

At 9/4/09 02:50 AM, NickFulp wrote: Michael Jackson died about two months ago, and now they're getting around to burying him? Jeez, Californian funeral services are piss poor.

They were holding on to the body to a really thorough autopsy.

I would want a viking funeral, but instead of being pushed out in a longboat, I would want it to be a yacht.

[NickFulp]

At 9/4/09 03:12 AM, boloneyman wrote: They were holding on to the body to a really thorough autopsy.

I would want a viking funeral, but instead of being pushed out in a longboat, I would want it to be a yacht.

Wow, really? I didn't know it took that long to inspect synthetics and plastics.

rimshot

[xWilson]

At 9/4/09 03:08 AM, Tramps wrote: If there was a single day I could live,
A single breath I could take,
I'd trade all the others away.

The bloods on the wall,
So you might as well just admit it.
And bleach out the stains,
Commit to forgetting it.
You're better off empty and blank,
Than left with a single pathetic trace of this..

Thats what i thought the thread was about. I guess i was wrong.

[boloneyman]

At 9/4/09 03:17 AM, NickFulp wrote

Wow, really? I didn't know it took that long to inspect synthetics and plastics.

rimshot

HEYOOOO!

But yeah it did take a while because there was all that drama with his doctor. I guess they just wanted to reach a full conclusion and not rush anything. That seems to happen a lot. Once they are under the ground, it can be a real pain to dig them up to re-examine them.

[Shaggytheclown17]

Well anyway I'll tell how I want my body to be taken care of when I pass away.

I think I'd rather want to be cremated if none of these were possible than be buried traditionally, the thought of bugs n worms eating n crwaling through my body is just a bit too disgusting lol, I know people are gonna think "why would you care?" I care because I care about my body, its my vessel and I want it to be honored as such, the vessel that held my soul, I think that is something important.

Anyway here are some of the nonconventional ways i would like to be laid to rest if possible.

1- Dipped in a preservative fluid, completely wrapped in durable plastic and then set inside of a concrete box with more concrete poured in to make it a block, then have the stone be engraved with the tradicional tombstone words = have it above ground and probably a small roof over it to protect it from rain.

2- Pretty unrealistic but its a sort of fantasy lol, same thing dipped in stuff, wrapped in plastic, but put into a small concrete block and set into a metal statue of myserlf sitting in a chair, my body being exactly mimicking the statue's position too, also the statue would be movable in a rocking back n forth way so my body could be rocked, now that is what I call rest XD
Also I would like the statue thingy to be put inside of the place that has the licoln memorial, its spacious enough 8)

[madtronix]

shit dude did they keep his nose for the museum? and why the fuck did they wait 2 months .. you think his ass would have decayed by now

[madtronix]

and THE JUGGALO FAMILY WILL LIVE FOREVER MOTHER FUCKAS

[Tramps]

At 9/4/09 03:41 AM, madtronix wrote: why the fuck did they wait 2 months .. you think his ass would have decayed by now

Human preservation has gone a long way.

[S3ns]

I wanna be mummified and buried in a pyramid.

[Austere]

At 9/4/09 03:08 AM, Tramps wrote: lamb of god<33

I also was expecting a thread about the song. I am dissapoint

[Rokas1337]

At 9/4/09 03:04 AM, Animatigo wrote: Do you think when they put him in the ground will it count as littering?

I mean, his body is like 70% plastic

hahahahahaha XD!!!!
Animatigo ftw XD!!

[Mezman]

Littering him? He was a pop sensation, he should be melted down and reused.

[Scuzzfest]

Can I donate my body to Muntingplease?

[thelittleemo]

At 9/4/09 03:08 AM, Tramps wrote: lamb of god

Yeah, I thought this thread was about the song as well....

[doctormorgus]

i want to be dumped in the ocean..cause it won't be painful and if im a zombie i can just swim up.

[rome-lherison]

I would like the be buried a couple days after i die, like most people who get buried.

Where in the hell is the Michael Jackson troll when you need him.

[simon]

LAY THIS TO REST
CONSOLE YOURSELFFF YOU'RE BETTER ALONE.

[bl00db47h]

At 9/4/09 02:49 AM, Shaggytheclown17 wrote: Well I just heard they buried Micheal Jackson in Los Angeles.

I thought you were talking about the song and I was like, "wtf?"