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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 17:10:48 Reply

I guarantee that fucking a vacuum cleaner is the best experience one can have.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:30:08 Reply

nothing's a substitue for good ol' fasioned pussy.

call your girlfriend up and get some.
or if you have no girlfriend use your hand.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:30:34 Reply

An ass.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:45:21 Reply

As second poster said,Fleshlight is as real as it gets,except for the real thing.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:49:03 Reply

This.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:51:50 Reply
At 9/4/09 10:49 PM, tobi0 wrote: This.

Oh wrong link.

This is what I meant to post.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:53:24 Reply
At 9/4/09 10:51 PM, tobi0 wrote:
At 9/4/09 10:49 PM, tobi0 wrote: This.
Oh wrong link.

This is what I meant to post.

I'm not going to bring myself any more fail by trying to post a link again, just to get it wrong.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:54:44 Reply

If you can't get any real action, you could try dead people.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:56:34 Reply
At 9/4/09 05:05 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: There is no alternative to vagina besides vagina

And ice cream.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. 2009-09-04 22:59:50 Reply
At 9/4/09 10:56 PM, Biscuit-head wrote:
At 9/4/09 05:05 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: There is no alternative to vagina besides vagina
And ice cream.

I heard cookies and cream feels the best.