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Alternatives to a real vagina.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 05:10 PM Reply

I guarantee that fucking a vacuum cleaner is the best experience one can have.


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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:30 PM Reply

nothing's a substitue for good ol' fasioned pussy.

call your girlfriend up and get some.
or if you have no girlfriend use your hand.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:45 PM Reply

As second poster said,Fleshlight is as real as it gets,except for the real thing.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:49 PM Reply

This.


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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:51 PM Reply

At 9/4/09 10:49 PM, tobi0 wrote: This.

Oh wrong link.

This is what I meant to post.


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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:53 PM Reply

At 9/4/09 10:51 PM, tobi0 wrote:
At 9/4/09 10:49 PM, tobi0 wrote: This.
Oh wrong link.

This is what I meant to post.

I'm not going to bring myself any more fail by trying to post a link again, just to get it wrong.


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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:54 PM Reply

If you can't get any real action, you could try dead people.

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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:56 PM Reply

At 9/4/09 05:05 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: There is no alternative to vagina besides vagina

And ice cream.


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Response to Alternatives to a real vagina. Sep. 4th, 2009 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 9/4/09 10:56 PM, Biscuit-head wrote:
At 9/4/09 05:05 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: There is no alternative to vagina besides vagina
And ice cream.

I heard cookies and cream feels the best.