Need a new word

[gumOnShoe]

I'd like to be able to insult people and/or express my general dislike of people without them misconstruing it with something else.

For instance. A majority of the words we use have social connotations that give them their real impact.

A lot of you use homosexual references when people do stupid things or things you don't like, but since they aren't really gay, I don't feel its appropriate to do that.

And, sometimes, I generally hate people that aren't stupid or idiotic, so you can throw out moron/retard as well.

And I don't think I've ever hated someone because of their skin color or ethnicity, so I'd really like to throw that one out to.

Now, that would appear to leave us with words like dick, but these are still just references to sex. So again, they fall short of my real and true meaning, which is that I hate you for who YOU are and short of calling you by your actual name, which you'll misunderstand, I unfortunately have no way to express myself.

So, help me come up with a way to better isolate you from your peers so that I can publicly take you down a notch for you being you and not part of some other group.

The word you pick can't have social implications, but must be fun to say.

Go for it.

[ixintro]

Shitbag

[Prinzy2]

At 9/3/09 01:41 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: The word you pick can't have social implications

Would wanker have social implications?

The true irony of the joke is that everybody does it.

[Fragment]

Not too many people use "imbecile" anymore. I think it serves the purpose and it's powerful enough to make a troll think "wait a minute, maybe I am a huge fucking moron".

[MylesNG]

Bwargle.

which is gay

[ChaosCriticisor]

Queefburger?

[Sheizenhammer]

At 9/3/09 01:41 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: The word you pick can't have social implications, but must be fun to say.

Doesn't the nature of an insult, by definition, make it socially indicative? Aren't insults born out of social rifts in the first place?

Damned if I can think of one. I'll get back to ya if I can.

BRB, digging out dictionary.

[Chdonga]

Cock absorber? Donkey rider? Drag queen?

[gumOnShoe]

At 9/3/09 01:44 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 9/3/09 01:41 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: The word you pick can't have social implications

Would wanker have social implications?

The true irony of the joke is that everybody does it.

Well, is there anything really wrong with Wanking and if a guy walks up to you does something you really don't like, like say, spitting on you, does this imply that he wanks in such a way that you pointing out he does so means he should feel insulted or less than you. Also, would you have to not wank, to use such an insult and have it mean anything?

There are actually about 1 in 50 men who do not wank at all according to my psychology prof in college.

At 9/3/09 01:44 PM, Fragment wrote: Not too many people use "imbecile" anymore. I think it serves the purpose and it's powerful enough to make a troll think "wait a minute, maybe I am a huge fucking moron".

But imbecile is an old medical term for stupid, so it still means the same as stupid or moron. What if I want to insult a person I know is smart?

[Sneak-a-Toke]

Penis Casket.
Your all penis caskets.

[Otto]

Twot.

[Freetos]

Impotent heathen.

[Col-Sandchez]

The Spanish Inquisition.

They'll never expect it! Wait a minute...

[Fragment]

At 9/3/09 01:47 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: But imbecile is an old medical term for stupid, so it still means the same as stupid or moron. What if I want to insult a person I know is smart?

There is no better insult than to question a man's intelligence. I think this is the best you will get, apart from insulting his family and his honor. Or you could call him "a lower form of life than even the littlest organic being" and be on your merry way.

[Conspiracy3]

You could say bastard but often their parents were married during their conception

[FeedingAdiction]

Dick Pocket.

[chubzilla100]

gypsy

from wikipedea

The term gypsy (or gipsy) has several overlapping meanings.[1] Initially the word was used to refer to the Romani people, who first appeared in England at about the beginning of the 16th century. Although in certain contexts it is still used to describe the Romani, it also describes those in English speaking countries who live a lifestyle similar to that of the Romani

good enough?

[MylesNG]

Hang on, I don't understand. Are insults meant to be over-analyzed this much? When I hear someone get dissed, it's impact comes from the spontaneity of it. If you have to think on it too much then that spontaneity is taken away. So, if you need to 'get' an insult's implication right away, then shouldn't it have social ties?

Maybe I'm the one over-analyzing now :p

[evan210]

how bout a gay retarded black

[Prinzy2]

At 9/3/09 01:47 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 9/3/09 01:44 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 9/3/09 01:41 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: The word you pick can't have social implications

Would wanker have social implications?

The true irony of the joke is that everybody does it.

Well, is there anything really wrong with Wanking and if a guy walks up to you does something you really don't like, like say, spitting on you, does this imply that he wanks in such a way that you pointing out he does so means he should feel insulted or less than you.

Nothing wrong with jerking off like a monkey in a mango tree, but for most people it's a private and embarrassing. Some people, especially single guys who are in the age range to be sexually active think it's an indication that they can't attract a woman to have sex, or for married guys it means he isn't attractive to his wife.

Also, would you have to not wank, to use such an insult and have it mean anything?

No, it's still legit since he still jerks off.

There are actually about 1 in 50 men who do not wank at all according to my psychology prof in college.

Even more embarrassing for them if they abstain from anything sexual.

Everything depends of their self-security of course, if you're insulting some guy who's unshakable, it won't matter what you say.

[Panzerknacker]

Just shout random things at the top of your voice. MONKEY MOLESTER!

[Fim]

It's not about what you say, it's how you say it.

you burgernipple

[DarthRacoon]

Well the only word i ever need is cunt, if you say it loud and aggressive enough people will back off.

But a good word is knob jockey, now I know you said none are gay but it really works because it takes a while to realise what they've been called.

[NeverHundred]

Just go up to the person you hate and look them right in the eye and say, "Words can't even describe the level of hate I have for you."

Optional: than stab them.

[satanbrain]

brainwashed fascist\ communist\ nazi.

[Reed]

prick
douchbag
n-lover

faggot is the only word i find insulting enough for some people but i feel mean for saying it especially cuz i am a faggot!!

[ertysproductions]

I have a whole dictionary of self-made words.
Here is two of those, inside a sentence describing how to use them:

WTF man? Are you totally chabal or something??

Your such a Svürrt-f**k!

Pronounced like a "oo" sound (smooth), but more u-like.

[Lost-Chances]

Irritating waste-of-space.

[ertysproductions]

You damn oxygen-sucker! Stop wasting air!

[WritersBlock]

Hmm, I think there's got to be something specific that gets you fuming, and therefore the insult should be based around that. If they're dumb, they're an idiot. If they're arrogant, well, I guess arrogant could do as an insult, but self-righteous asshat seems to be a little more elegant, I think. If they're in your face and constantly annoying you with small things, you could call them annoying. I don't know. I think I'll leave my one word for universal hate blank, just because the act of saying "you're a ____" seems to be flooded with connections and meanings as soon as you put something in the space. It won't work, you ask too much of us, mr gOS