stupid n00B parents

[naronic]

So
Just the other day my cousins were over, my sister was walking my dog. I was at the park practicing some awesome ninja moves on the swings when this father watching over his 2 year old's says "Hey take It easy on the swings okay?" smiling, he looked faggy as hell in his pink shirt but I didn't say anything just said "huh" and went on with my business.

L8r the guy was right outside of the playground and I was climbing on the swing set. One of his kids came back and said "hi" to me, I said "hi" back and continued climbing.
Then Dr. Douche came back and said while I was on the swing set "Is that a bee?"
certain he wouldn't fuck off I said "no it's MYOB!" and continued climbing

So then he laughs at me and goes a TuRbO badass and comes up to me and says the dumbest thing ever
"Make what your doing around and to my kids MY business, if your hurting my kids you become MY business." WTF?
To make a long story short I just said "Fuck you" and ran up and kicked the swings extra hard

when he was about to leave he came up to me and asked me where I lived. (yea like I'm going to tell him THAT) I just say neverland

then he goes into all this "IZ PROTECTING MY KIDS" bullshit
when actually he's just trying to use them to get me in trouble
(some DAD they have, exploiting his kids to try and get a 15 year old dude he doesn't like in trouble)
this guy is obviously a sucky parent and his kids will probably need Dr Phil later in their lifetime

so it wraps up with him bieng a smartass and taking a picture to "seend to pooleese!!!111" and me saying FUCKOFF

he even went as far as to ask my sister my name (lucky my sisters not a bitch like him)
and to follow me with a car
(funny thing is, while hes so hellbent on getting me in jail I could just charge him with stalking :/)

[iFulzo]

Your 15 and you were playing on a swing set?

[ChaosCriticisor]

This actually sounds plausible.

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 9/3/09 11:07 AM, iFulzo wrote: Your 15 and you were playing on a swing set?

Yeah, the last time I was on a swing set...

That's different I was drunk.

Also your an arsehole, just because someone is a douche no need to be a prick to him.

[iFulzo]

At 9/3/09 11:14 AM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

At 9/3/09 11:07 AM, iFulzo wrote: Your 15 and you were playing on a swing set?

Yeah, the last time I was on a swing set...

That's different I was drunk.

Also your an arsehole, just because someone is a douche no need to be a prick to him.

No.. i can be a prick to him

[DumbassDude]

At 9/3/09 11:07 AM, iFulzo wrote: Your 15 and you were playing on a swing set?

I'm 17 and I still play with Barbie dolls.
Ken is shit so I don't have a ken.

[Chdonga]

At 9/3/09 11:16 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 9/3/09 11:07 AM, iFulzo wrote: Your 15 and you were playing on a swing set?

I'm 17 and I still play with Barbie dolls.
Ken is shit so I don't have a ken.

I know, Ken looks so gay naked, at least Barbie is hot.

[naronic]

I wasn't playing on the swing sets I was just kicking them
I was bored and had nothing to do

[iFulzo]

At 9/3/09 11:20 AM, Chdonga wrote:

At 9/3/09 11:16 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 9/3/09 11:07 AM, iFulzo wrote: Your 15 and you were playing on a swing set?

I'm 17 and I still play with Barbie dolls.
Ken is shit so I don't have a ken.

I know, Ken looks so gay naked, at least Barbie is hot.

Barbie is not hot she has no nipples

[Chdonga]

At 9/3/09 11:25 AM, iFulzo wrote: Barbie is not hot she has no nipples

You don't need nipples to look hot naked.

[Chozz]

/ragequit

[The-Condor]

At 9/3/09 11:24 AM, naronic wrote: I wasn't playing on the swing sets I was just kicking them

"Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: the leaf village
Job: full time animator

SAY IT WITH ME!!! naruto is awesome sonic is awsome naruto is awsome sonic is awesome naruto is awsome sonic is awsome naruto is awesome sonic is awsome naruto is awesome sonic is awsome naruto is awsome and those who think differerent are crap :P"

Yeah ok there, I just really cant take you seriously.

[Acid]

I hope to god this is real. I really do.

[Tribal]

At 9/3/09 11:07 AM, iFulzo wrote: Your 15 and you were playing on a swing set?

You even believe he's 15?

[estrago1]

Ahh, another good story about shitty parents. That makes 2 today. I'm feelin' lucky. Anyway, unless his kids were near you when you were goofing off on the swings, he shouldn't have even looked your way, and even if his kids were near you, he should be controlling them, not trying to control you.

And when you were leaving and he was asking you for your credentials, you should have asked why. He'll then give his reason, and then you say, "Well, its a public park. Which means anyone can come here. And I don't see any rules up, so that means I can do what I want. And if you think you can stop me, just try. If you don't want your little shit stain to be exposed to the real world, then keep him locked away in your house. By the way, you might wanna pay attention to your kid. He seems to be going after the guy brandishing candy and an open van door."

[naronic]

At 9/3/09 12:00 PM, estrago1 wrote: Ahh, another good story about shitty parents. That makes 2 today. I'm feelin' lucky. Anyway, unless his kids were near you when you were goofing off on the swings, he shouldn't have even looked your way, and even if his kids were near you, he should be controlling them, not trying to control you.

yep
he also wanted to be a smart ass about it too

also I want to thank estrago1 here for being the only one that doesn't have his head up his ass

[Ericho]

I know this is going to sound silly, but is that by chance a real book? (Parenting for Dummies) If not, they should make one for it.