Area 51

[pieandeggs]

I know theres been thousands of topics just like this, but I don really care.

What do YOU think is in area 51? I think its a massive bakery.

[ImmacatRAWR]

Yes. Billions of dollars well spent on cupcakes.

Delicious cupcakes...

[HungarianSupermarket]

It is a bakery. Mystery solved.

[Greenfrost6]

Aliens. Small green aliens. Yes, th-that came from a UFO... That.. That... CRASHED!! Yes, CRASHED on my... Uhh... Roof... One night... Yes.

[CardboardBox]

I always thought it was a huge Paper factory. And the entire thing was stored with billions of packs of paper.

[Lollerpopsiclez]

I don't know, but I don't belive it is aliens.

[Lunaful]

Its Coca-Cola's research facility. hehe

[nsc007]

Top secret military shit. Either:
A- Alien ship/bodies
B- Reverse engineered flying saucers
C- Built from scratch flying saucers
or, the most likely:
D- Next-gen military aircraft.

[WeirdJamFace]

It's not JUST a bakery, it's the actual WIlly Wonka factory.
The candy is so top secret!

[PaperBagMask]

At 9/2/09 07:53 AM, nsc007 wrote: Top secret military shit. Either:
D- Next-gen military aircraft.

man that is just nuts, I don't believe that.

[Creepyfan]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1091 315

Oh yeah and it's obviously a pancake factory. Think about it...

Wait, WHAT?!

[Rucklo]

I think it's a tune made by yours truly... teehee

[VinnyXY]

It's a secret military installation used for science experiments and the experiments that they do in there are all a violation of God's will. Like this one experiment where they shrink people to the size of an atom so they can learn more about it.That is exactly the reason why science and religion are enemies.

[sharpiemaster]

Couldve sworn it was a condom factory...

[UnreaK745]

It's obviously a gay porn palace, what else?

[bq]

It's a military airfield which primary purpose is to support development and testing of experimental aircraft and weapons systems. Big deal.

[saber50]

At 9/2/09 10:22 AM, bq wrote: It's a military airfield which primary purpose is to support development and testing of experimental aircraft and weapons systems. Big deal.

th@s basicly wat it is heres a picture of it

[Toiletpaper]

At 9/2/09 07:59 AM, Rucklo wrote: I think it's a tune made by yours truly... teehee

Well I don't like it.

[VinnyXY]

At 9/2/09 07:44 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: It is a bakery. Mystery solved.

If it was a bakery then they wouldn't keep it a secret from all of us cause why the hell would anyone want to keep a bakery a secret? And why the hell would there even be a bakery inside a military installation base?

[Crayzorder]

Probably a nuclear facility.
That makes pancakes

[DarthRacoon]

I'd say it's a military research base, most of it being underground though.

Where else would they make all the new-fangled tech?

[simple-but-sandy]

It's an airbase in the middle of nowhere.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Now shutup and get on with your life.

[adam2510]

i reckon they have the worlds largest stockpile of porn

i was gonna say nukes but hey

[Figter]

The newgrounds server

[Col-Sandchez]

It's an air base that doesn't even exist, officially. Prototype aircraft and maybe some weapons are tested there, and since it doesn't exist they can do what they want basically.

Area 51: Giant conspiracy, or giant dildo factory...The world may never know.

[Snake-Arsenic]

At 9/2/09 11:47 AM, Col-Sandchez wrote: It's an air base that doesn't even exist, officially. Prototype aircraft and maybe some weapons are tested there, and since it doesn't exist they can do what they want basically.

Area 51: Giant conspiracy, or giant dildo factory...The world may never know.

Wikipediaseems to have some super duper raindeer pooping top secret conspiry sauces on it.

[dailyderek]

Area 51? A giant udnerground compelx complete with guards, scientists, mechs, auto turrets, CIA, US Millitary and FBI are in the upper floors. Down below is only for ELITE team. The most powerful forces in all of human history. Trained from the age of 10, armed to the bone with a Pump action M200 shotgun on their belt, a bolt action scout tactical slung over their backs, Ak47s equipped in hand with a golden desert eagle in their pocket and a katana in it's sheathe. They wear black stealth suits with orange goggles. Everythign black but the pants which are uniquley urban camo. They are the most deadly and efficient froce in the world. But what are they protecting? Hooked up to thousands of wires and filters, tubes and pieces of machinery is......... MANBEARPIGG!!!!!

[Le-Froid]

I think its a storage for nuclear weapons. They only needed area 51 during the cold war, now their shitty experiments are in Colorado

[ChaDMcBaDD]

go on google earth. theres a bunch of target-looking buildings. its all mysterious and shit.

[Chdonga]

Area 51 is really a top secret lab, where they are conducting experiments where they make things like an intelligent fanboy or the perfect Disney sitcom character.