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At 9/1/09 08:06 PM, StrummingLove wrote: Thank you everyone for helping me. Any more suggestions or jokes then just shoot away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

*Crickets*

Hey you wanted a joke and I'm obliging >.>

At 9/1/09 08:06 PM, StrummingLove wrote: I will be contacting the police tomorrow about this issue. I will let those know how it goes and thank you for the sane advice and the jokes because they did cheer me up. Thank you everyone for helping me. Any more suggestions or jokes then just shoot away.

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No don't do that. I will get in trouble. I am so sorry.

At 9/1/09 08:06 PM, StrummingLove wrote: Thank you, that's sweet of you. You have my word I'm not doing a copypasta.

I swear I saw this before. Oh well, it was most likely a coincidence. I'm gonna go shoot myself in the face nao. BTW, it's sweet until you're the one banned.

Anyways, back to the topicathand: Calling the police is, in fact, the smartest thing you must do. And you're doing it. There isn't really more we can say except I hope he doesn't break out of jail and such.

If he went so far as touching you then I would call the cops immediately. I assume he is going to be back again, next time you work, have a phone handy.

And if you work with any guys, I'm sure they wouldn't mind helping you out.

Protection like a can of mace or sum shit. Or, a chain.

<3 chains.

lmfao, god that's hilarious, even you have to admit.

tell him you have an std. that fucker'll back up quick....

Judging from you're profile picture I'd say you're pretty good looking. It's the curse of being beautiful. I know, I too have suffered from it.

Well, I suggest you keep a taser and a can of pepper spray on your person. When he comes near you, use the pepper spray on his eyes, and taser him in the "region." Then, try to get him on the ground and start kicking him in the nuts until you can't feel your leg anymore. Chances are, he'll be knocked out by now. Then take his wallet, get in your car, and speed off, taking a considerable amount of time to run over his chest.

But seriously, keep some kind of protection. From the looks of this story, the harassment is going to get worse, and it might even lead to rape unless something is done about it.

Ask your manager to find all of these moments on your store's security camera tapes.
Save them on a disk, and take it to the police. Then sue the guy for stalking.

Everyone that participated in derailing this thread with accusations of "copy pasta" have been banned. Don't mention or perpetuate that accusation or quote this post unless you can back that accusation up.

carry on

hholy balls

that old dude knows where the gold is heck OP if thats you in your profile. add me to the list of ppl stalking you...

pros: if you were to go gay you'd already have a bf
cons: butsecks

At 9/1/09 07:18 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Go to the police.

Yes, it's THAT easy.

Holy Fucking Shit.

He was probably a newgrounder, who did it for the lulz. no need to call the cops.

Calling the cops is really the best course of action. Just describe him and that should take care of things.

I'm surprised no one said this before: Grab his cock.

Oh wait, that's what he wants you to do....

Put a cucumber up his ass. Believe me it is fun.

At 9/1/09 09:59 PM, katyperryy wrote: hholy balls

that old dude knows where the gold is heck OP if thats you in your profile. add me to the list of ppl stalking you...

She does look pretty good. Anyways if he tries some shit grab his balls and twist.

Here old picture made her look like a trap though. She updated it.

Bite his dick off.

Tase his ass. A cheap taser is only $20.

Then when he is on the ground scream, "How you like that fucking faggot!?".

Then I want you to hold me as I cry into your shoulder. Then you can tell me your sorry, and you got the wrong guy. I'll wrap my arms around you and kiss you on your cheek. Then you'll smile at me and give me a soft kiss on the lips. We will then part and make our own paths through the world.

Wait your a chick? I take back my last post. That would be strange.

Wear a disguise to work so he won't recognize you

The police can set up surveillance, especially since it sounds like you have witnesses. That's your best choice.

At 9/1/09 11:40 PM, ChemicalReaper wrote: I'm surprised no one said this before: Grab his cock.

Oh wait, that's what he wants you to do....

That's because it's a bannable phrase, I believe.

Maybe I'm wrong?

I know a few people who have been banned for saying it anyway.

Also, to OP, just let him put his dick in you. It might be fun.

get somebody to spy on him. he'll pick you out of a crowd immedeintly, so I wouldn't recomend spying him yourself. ask your friend whos spying him to get his address, workplace and any of his usual places he goes to. that way you can find out where he could be and avoid them. this is also something that's usefull to tell the police if he really does something serious at work.

At 9/1/09 08:04 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Also OP, remember, man's only weakness is his balls. Kill his nuts, he'll go down.

One of the many ways pervert's are like zombies.

At 9/1/09 07:20 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Call the police, that creeper has gone too far. You can charge him with sexual harassment, as he is making you uncomfortable at his sexual deviancy and remarks. Hopefully that will be the end of it. There's nothing more vile and sick than a pedo like that.

if this fails buy a gun and take it to work but don't bust it out until he tries something. and a second thing try to find out what his background is. i can almost guarntee that if he is always like that hes been jailed at least once or twice.

:but the gun isn't a bad idea either i mean what if he is a convicted rapist?

At 9/2/09 12:32 AM, angryglacier wrote:

At 9/1/09 08:04 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Also OP, remember, man's only weakness is his balls. Kill his nuts, he'll go down.

One of the many ways pervert's are like zombies.

I was reffering to the classic "aim for the head" with zombies bye the way.