This is something that has been getting to me a lot the last few days at work. I can't take it much longer and I'm not sure how to deal with it.
To start off I am a cashier at a local grocery shop. We sell a wide range of items, basically covering the requirements of living and added luxury's.
On Thursday of last week I was scanning goods for customers. After several customers I have this middle aged man come through my till. He's buying a cucumber and some Durex Play (Lube). I was holding back the giggle, keeping a straight face. I scan them through while he seems to just stare at me. At the end of the transaction he picks up his goods up and says "These aren't for eating" and then he winks at me. Now this creeped me out but my dark humour had a nice giggle and I thought nothing more of it.
On Saturday I was doing my job as normal. I peered across the shop to see him amongst other customers reading the boxes of condoms. It made me think for a moment but I continued my job. About ten minutes later he appears in my queue and he has a box of condoms. As it comes to serving him he opens the box and puts one on the counter "This is for us" he tells me. I look at him weird while he grins with a quick wink. I then take his credit card to scan, which is damp (Eurgh). As I hand it back to him he tells me "I've rubbed myself against it for you" He then walks off with a pervy smirk. I am a bit shaken and tell my manager who says he'll look out for him.
Now today which is Tuesday, well just past it as of this hour. He was sitting in the car park with his hands down his pants. I saw him as I walked out towards my car. He looked at me and strolled near. As I got into my car in a panic he spanks my ass and says "Come back baby!"and other dialogue I can't remember. I locked the doors and sped off as he made more inappropriate gestures.
Now this has left me scared and panicked. I don't know much of him and I'm not sure how I should deal with him. I want to contact the police but they'll have no ideas as no one from work knows him or has really seen him before. Any ideas Newgrounds?
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call the freaking cops. You have his credit card on record.
Call the police, that creeper has gone too far. You can charge him with sexual harassment, as he is making you uncomfortable at his sexual deviancy and remarks. Hopefully that will be the end of it. There's nothing more vile and sick than a pedo like that.
Not sure if it's legal in your area, but a can of pepper spray would do the trick. It would not only incapacitate him so that he leaves you the hell alone but it would give you enough time to contact the police/your manager/etc.
Good luck.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me.
Old Perverted people. *Sigh*
If it gets really bad call the cops and tell your parents too. The last thing you want is a Old Perverted Stalker.
Huh?
At 9/1/09 07:19 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: I am sorry I thought you liked me.
lol that was amusing
call the cops then get a trunk monkey
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Okay, wow. I've been hit on by creepy guys before, but that's going WAY too far. Holy shit.
Since he paid with a credit card, is there any way you can get his name or anything? And you should absolutely tell the police. That's beyond sexual harrassment, and you need to take care of it before it escalates into something worse.
Whereabouts in Devon are you from? I have connections there if you want him sorted out.
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You should go on a date with him. Don't you want to know what it is like to stick a cucumber up a mans ass.
i would tell the police. he's obviously getting worse with each encounter, and while i'm no expert in the field, i would say that eventually he might do something fairly terrible.
CopyPasta, Its what's for dinner.
its a good thing.
At 9/1/09 07:25 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Don't you want to know what it is like to stick a cucumber up a mans ass.
It's not as exciting as you'd think.
At 9/1/09 07:26 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:At 9/1/09 07:25 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Don't you want to know what it is like to stick a cucumber up a mans ass.It's not as exciting as you'd think.
You just want to keep him all to your self so that no one else gets to shove cucumbers up his ass!
At 9/1/09 07:26 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:At 9/1/09 07:25 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Don't you want to know what it is like to stick a cucumber up a mans ass.It's not as exciting as you'd think.
Really? Man, there goes my fun for next saturday...
ok, get a copy of security tapes for that day. Find one with you in the till, transfer the dude's face into a disk or something, and get the cops to indentafy him, get a restraining order. will it work, idk
At 9/1/09 07:29 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote:At 9/1/09 07:26 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:You just want to keep him all to your self so that no one else gets to shove cucumbers up his ass!At 9/1/09 07:25 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Don't you want to know what it is like to stick a cucumber up a mans ass.It's not as exciting as you'd think.
...Okay, you got me.
Just sleep with the guy. But make sure that you're bad. Then he'll leave you alone.
You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.
At 9/1/09 07:26 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: CopyPasta, Its what's for dinner.
its a good thing.
First person that proves this is copy pasta gets a get out of ban free card.
If no one proves it before I sign off, everybody that accused the OP of it is gonna get banned.
At 9/1/09 07:51 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: First person that proves this is copy pasta gets a get out of ban free card.
If no one proves it before I sign off, everybody that accused the OP of it is gonna get banned.
[insert Jaws' ominous music tune here]
At 9/1/09 07:26 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: CopyPasta, Its what's for dinner.
its a good thing.
Mmmm. It tastes fresh.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
At 9/1/09 07:24 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Wear one of these.
Lol, he's not gonna be doing anything after that!
And for the OP, go to the police and file for sexual harrassment. Obviously you've given the guy many opportunities for him to stop and many warnings.
Ezekiel 25:69
: "He masturbated with great vengence and furious anger, striking those who
: attempted to poison and destroy his unit..."
At 9/1/09 07:51 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: First person that proves this is copy pasta gets a get out of ban free card.
If no one proves it before I sign off, everybody that accused the OP of it is gonna get banned.
I'M ON IT!!!!
Hmmm...It appears that it isn't. However, I shall lurk moar, and report my findings....
Also OP, remember, man's only weakness is his balls. Kill his nuts, he'll go down.
At 9/1/09 07:51 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: First person that proves this is copy pasta gets a get out of ban free card.
If no one proves it before I sign off, everybody that accused the OP of it is gonna get banned.
Thank you, that's sweet of you. You have my word I'm not doing a copypasta.
I will be contacting the police tomorrow about this issue. I will let those know how it goes and thank you for the sane advice and the jokes because they did cheer me up. Thank you everyone for helping me. Any more suggestions or jokes then just shoot away.
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At 9/1/09 08:06 PM, StrummingLove wrote: Thank you everyone for helping me. Any more suggestions or jokes then just shoot away.
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*Crickets*
Hey you wanted a joke and I'm obliging >.>
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