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1. "Have you ever been raped?"

If no.
"Well, there's a first time for everything"

If yes.
"So you have experience, you'll need it."

2. "Hey, lets skip the shit, wonna fuck?"

I just made em up.

'' i dont mind that your black. now suck my dick ''

"What's up, you stupid fucking bitch? I've committed over 45 felonies, most of them involving rape, but I've only been convicted once and I'm out now. So hows about you buy me a fucking a slushy and we fuck in the back of my van?"

how much is the fish? that one is bound to get you slapped

"Hi. I have a Ford9001 with 3 zillion dollars.
I'm single and I'm the president of the universe."

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"My two favorite hobbies are commitment and changing myself."

At 10/9/09 06:05 AM, GlebGuy wrote: "Hi. I have a Ford9001 with 3 zillion dollars.
I'm single and I'm the president of the universe."

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Zaphod Beeblebrox!!!!

"Is $1,000 enough?"

How much does a polar bear weigh?

*wait for response*

Enough to break the ice

:3

"Do you want pumped?"

"I moonlight as an axe murderer and I'm now imagining how your head would look in a jar."

At 10/9/09 06:10 AM, Evark wrote: "My two favorite hobbies are commitment and changing myself."

Fuck you Evark, you made me spill soda all over my keyboard.

I lol'd too hard

Wanna talk dirty in elvish?

"Hi. I was wondering if I could buy a drink for a beautiful woman (wink). Also, here's my dick"

"What's your favourite song?"
"*insert her song*....yours?"
"I don't have one, but i know i jissed in my pants"

XD

At 9/1/09 10:35 AM, TMM43 wrote: "Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven."

haha that ones off biodome

"here often ?"

At 10/10/09 03:27 AM, SSBBlines wrote: "What's your favourite song?"
"*insert her song*....yours?"
"I don't have one, but i know i jissed in my pants"

Well I just lost the game! Also that was one of the first ones that made me laugh in a while.

At 10/9/09 10:44 AM, TheAdd wrote: SO - HOW BOUT IT THEN

Taken from The Boat That Rocked if I'm not mistaken.

"Hey are your dad's eyes blue? Because I want to stick it in your ass and pee."

At 9/1/09 08:33 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Oh wait... you said worst.

I was gonna say this one.

"Did it hurt?
what?
when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket because i see myself in your pants"

drop a packet of sugar
"You dropped your nametag"

"The doctors say i'm HIV positive, so let's get dirty."
or
"I may have the herps, but i'm 60% certain it's not genital. Are you a gambling woman?"

Please ride my bus so I can crash and have you tangled up in the wires.

-in disneyland-
"Wanna really experience it's a small world?"-and no, you're not asking a child you sick fuck-

"My mom thought you where cute, and told me to talk to you."

"Like my shoes?"

"Damn it..."
"What?"
"I found my virginity again... Wanna help me loss it again?"

"Hey, i'm wearing rip-off jeans."

"Like my car? The trunk has room for two. Wanna fill that extra spot?"

"Hi there-hugs-"
-person hugs back-
"So, you don't like showers either?"

guy:r u ok

girl:why

guy:cause it must have been a long fall from heaven,cause your my angel

girl:i'm guranga

Do you know karate? 'Cuz your body's KICKIN!
Your feet must be tired, 'cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.

I cry when I realize I've actually used these at one point.

"You're venom baby, and I've contracted your poison."

Cookies to whoever gets the reference. Hint hint its from a video game.

"My sex watch says your not wearing any underwear"
"Yes I am"
"Oh, it must be 15 minutes fast."

"And I said 'Really contagious?' and the doctor said 'Extremely contagiou"

When I first saw you, I wasn't really attracted to you, but now I really am

My cousin said thats what a guy said to her