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Posted at: 10/3/09 04:40 PM
Sign-Up: 05/17/08
Posts: 124
FAIL trying to pull a virgin: "Hey, I seem to have lost my virginity. Could I have yours?"
One my uncle's friend ACTUALLY used: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do you?"
Posted at: 10/3/09 05:06 PM
Sign-Up: 09/22/07
Posts: 2,264
I'm going to try all of these. I'm serious.
ill post results later
Post Count:+1 Go fuck yourself :D Don't go here, I'm warning you.
Posted at: 10/3/09 05:26 PM
Sign-Up: 04/01/06
Posts: 5,533
At 9/1/09 08:46 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Is your father a lumberjack? 'cause you put rocks in my pants.
What the fuck? Merging two different ones there?
Fab Graffiti Crew/PS3 lounge/The Indie/Alt crew
Posted at: 10/3/09 05:30 PM
At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: I'm going to try all of these. I'm serious. ill post results later
Seriously, try my uncle's friend's fat girl one on someone even if they're not fat, the results are v. funny!
For bystanders, anyway :)
Posted at: 10/3/09 05:38 PM
Sign-Up: 09/07/04
Posts: 8,335
I'm surprised no one mentioned:
"I think I love you"
as a dreadful first thing to say to a woman. I really can't think of anything that repels a woman more...
Elite Guard Barracks 3IC NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster. I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
Posted at: 10/3/09 05:43 PM
Sign-Up: 09/19/09
Posts: 64
Do you work at Fedex?
Because you look like someone who should taker my package.
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:14 PM
Sign-Up: 05/11/08
Posts: 1,282
"Are you a Native American? Because you just helped me set up a teepee in my pants"
Insert humorous comment about the below user.
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:23 PM
Sign-Up: 06/27/09
Posts: 285
I got smacked in the face for saying this
"hey girl you wanna get penetrated?"
Posted at: 10/3/09 06:29 PM
Sign-Up: 02/17/07
Posts: 216
"Ive got no knickers on! Wanna come for a random walk?"
And 2 years later im married to the guy i said it to! (And he didnt screw me that night, he listened to me nag nag nag till 10am in morning hahaha) So bad chat up lines can work!!
*I have kitty cat ears :3 *meows insanely and paws the settee
Posted at: 10/3/09 07:03 PM
Sign-Up: 05/19/07
Posts: 569
hey,u uhhh up crabs? or trust me rope is much softer than you think it is and duck tape is too!
if i made a joke on your thread it wasn't a joke less we for get that fate full day......http://www.newgrounds.com/ bbs/topic/1054474/4
Posted at: 10/4/09 03:13 AM
Sign-Up: 06/09/09
Posts: 117
"Do you play Street Fighter? Because I wanna low punch, low punch, back, low kick, high punch your pussy right now".
I actually tried this to a girl at a party to see what would happened and I got KO'd on the spot. (Apparently she new what I was talking about).
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Posted at: 10/4/09 03:14 AM
Sign-Up: 10/27/06
Posts: 1,999
"You have amazing tits"
Yeah.
... that one made me rage.
last.fm ||||||| Government conspiracy, just as false as our reality.
Posted at: 10/4/09 03:17 AM
Sign-Up: 04/09/09
Posts: 333
"I've had sex before, and I'm good at it."
"If everyone in the world did things 75% right all the time, the world would be much better than it is right now, so i demand you change this C to an A+!" - Calvin and Hobbes
Posted at: 10/4/09 03:19 AM
Sign-Up: 11/06/03
Posts: 10,043
"Do you smell fish?"
XBL GT: CrashChaotic707 I Xbox 360 Club I MLB Club I
Posted at: 10/4/09 04:34 AM
Sign-Up: 09/08/09
Posts: 190
"call mall security, you've stolen my heart!"
Real smooth
in order to avoid sexual innuendo, Nintendo should have called the wii the perfect nintendo entertainment system. or P-nes for short!
Posted at: 10/4/09 04:43 AM
Sign-Up: 05/07/08
Posts: 963
"You must be a Longbow, because you make my arrow extend"
Elfer is the shit. Pm me for a sig.
Posted at: 10/4/09 04:47 AM
"If I rap you in heavy plastic, and seal you in cement, they'll never smell the body.
Posted at: 10/4/09 04:59 AM
Sign-Up: 08/24/09
Posts: 41
so.... do u wanna like, go out?
this sig contains a picture. cool, i no
Posted at: 10/4/09 08:00 AM
Sign-Up: 09/11/09
Posts: 149
Did you clean your pants with windex?
i can practically see myself in them
Chris - A.K.A me C is for Tommo
Posted at: 10/4/09 08:04 PM
I can wrap my dick around my wrist. wanna fuck?
and then you proceed to show her.
Posted at: 10/4/09 08:33 PM
Sign-Up: 11/09/07
Posts: 233
Hey, baby, I've got a little cock....
How 'bout a pity fuck?
General nuisance
Posted at: 10/4/09 08:34 PM
Sign-Up: 09/23/09
Posts: 55
I'll make you feel like I've never had sex before...
Xen0siS - The infection has begun. Song links below. Mind Stalker I.P.V.
Posted at: 10/4/09 09:06 PM
Sign-Up: 11/10/06
Posts: 231
"Hey." "Hey.' "I am going to fuck you now."
Epic Fail
Posted at: 10/4/09 09:10 PM
Sign-Up: 11/03/07
Posts: 782
You must be jamaican, because jamaican me crazy. I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out? You're so hot you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
Three off the top of my head.
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Posted at: 10/4/09 09:23 PM
Sign-Up: 10/02/09
Posts: 3
Oh man my eyes burn. If I got any of these I'd slap/dropkick him and proceed to kicking him while he was down.
"If you had been any less beautiful, you would've heard a bad pickup line."
Sigs are for losers
Posted at: 10/4/09 10:03 PM
Sign-Up: 10/03/09
Posts: 9
"Do you want any candy?"
Kids don't fall for it as much anymore.
Molesting the underage users of the BBS since 2009
Posted at: 10/4/09 10:14 PM
Sign-Up: 06/23/08
Posts: 428
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard."
WORST LINE EVER ______________________
I see what you did thar..Pleaz click You will get to see who I am
Posted at: 10/4/09 10:17 PM
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Posts: 5,031
Is your dad a thief? Because you look like the daughter of a criminal.
Metal Hell/Last.fm
Posted at: 10/4/09 10:25 PM
Sign-Up: 10/17/08
Posts: 88
"Is your dad a terrorists, cause you're the bomb!"
Check out my page for lesbos and other shit.
Posted at: 10/4/09 10:26 PM
Sign-Up: 02/23/06
Posts: 25,079
"Those clothes look good on you, but they'll look better on my bedroom floor." "Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them." "Your father must be an alien because you are out of this world."
sigh
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