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Posted at: 9/1/09 07:44 AM
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"I put the S T D in stud, now all I need is U".
Now you say one.
LOL, I don't have a sig.
Posted at: 9/1/09 07:45 AM
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Posts: 1,329
Wanna fuck?
Posted at: 9/1/09 07:46 AM
At 9/1/09 07:45 AM, Earthshine wrote: Wanna fuck?
No thanks, I just wanna know some pick up lines.
douseewatididthar
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Posts: 151
Hi, how are you?
So naive.
Posted at: 9/1/09 07:48 AM
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At 9/1/09 07:44 AM, SirWolfy wrote: "I put the S T D in stud, now all I need is U". Now you say one.
"did somone just fart? cuz you blow me away"
The sentence next is true. The sentence before is false.
Posted at: 9/1/09 07:50 AM
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dont worry, ill pull out
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Posted at: 9/1/09 07:58 AM
Sign-Up: 06/11/07
Posts: 721
"Are you an Electrician?" "Why?" "Because when i entered the room you set off a certain spark that sent a current racing through my body. Yeah."
But usually i just get the reply, "Are you a fishmonger?" and i say, "Why?" and they say, "Because you fucking stink".
:(
Posted at: 9/1/09 07:59 AM
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At 9/1/09 07:50 AM, Leidolfr wrote: dont worry, ill pull out
and i'll pull in (nice and deep)
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:33 AM
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Posts: 8,446
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Oh wait... you said worst.
Burke and Hare's Funhouse! GORDON'S ALIVE!
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:36 AM
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Posts: 31,160
"I bought a double bed recently. I heard it's built for two but I want to check. Want to come to my place?".
I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble. You should have seen me reading Marx.
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:42 AM
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Posts: 571
"That shirt's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too."
Pineapples are sexy. Click the banner for my current project - 634-5789 cover collab!
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:46 AM
Sign-Up: 05/09/09
Posts: 1,260
Is your father a lumberjack? 'cause you put rocks in my pants.
I know that you have done something bad in your life that you don't regret. I hate you for it. Proof that the Newgrounds community can be very friendly.
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:47 AM
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Posts: 1,494
Who needs pickup lines?
Chloroform, putting the DATE back into SEDATE.
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Posted at: 9/1/09 08:48 AM
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"Hey baby, let's play Computer Technician. You open up your hard drive, and I'll RAM my 3 1/2 Floppy Disk in you."
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"Would you like one of my candy canes?"
PSN ID: Chdonga Logic is relative.
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Posts: 581
"Hey babe, you go to newgrounds?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm a moderator on the general bbs."
...oh shi- *mind blown*
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:51 AM
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At 9/1/09 08:48 AM, mrpwnzer wrote: "Hey babe, you go to newgrounds?" "Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm a moderator on the general bbs." ...oh shi- *mind blown*
It'd be funny if it really happened.
I Am...
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:53 AM
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:55 AM
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"I know you are, but what am I?"
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"Hey there, I own Google. Why don't you come to my place and search me?"
over 1000 brains since 2005 Mich's Audio Guide By the demanding force of audio fags, I have placed this here.
Posted at: 9/1/09 08:59 AM
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"I want to rape your face"
www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/888888 Sig by TurkeybeanSo many bans...
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:01 AM
"Can I suck your cock?"
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:11 AM
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Posts: 364
I wanna tie you up and rape you!
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:17 AM
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Posts: 2,639
I've been watching you and I promise we'll be together in heaven.
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:25 AM
At 9/1/09 09:17 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: I've been watching you and I promise we'll be together in heaven.
That would be even worse if you said that to someone who doesn't believe in heaven.
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:32 AM
"Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:37 AM
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Posts: 274
"So I hear you like Mudkip."
However, if you just so happen to say this to a b/tard female, she'd probably delight in any manner of strange MEME sex you'd like.
Help BaronVonBadGuy Regain His Hacked Account!
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:38 AM
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Are you an alien? Because you're out of this world.
Wanna see magic? ( handshake ) The magic is you
Baby can't you see, you belong with me
Posted at: 9/1/09 09:52 AM
"You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me."
Posted at: 9/1/09 10:35 AM
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"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven."
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