Worst pick up lines

[SirWolfy]

"I put the S T D in stud, now all I need is U".

Now you say one.

[Earthshine]

Wanna fuck?

[SirWolfy]

At 9/1/09 07:45 AM, Earthshine wrote: Wanna fuck?

No thanks, I just wanna know some pick up lines.

douseewatididthar

[epelectric]

Hi, how are you?

[Urza12]

At 9/1/09 07:44 AM, SirWolfy wrote: "I put the S T D in stud, now all I need is U".

Now you say one.

"did somone just fart? cuz you blow me away"

[Leidolfr]

dont worry, ill pull out

[Koriigahn]

"Are you an Electrician?"
"Why?"
"Because when i entered the room you set off a certain spark that sent a current racing through my body. Yeah."

But usually i just get the reply, "Are you a fishmonger?" and i say, "Why?" and they say, "Because you fucking stink".

:(

[M-Y]

At 9/1/09 07:50 AM, Leidolfr wrote: dont worry, ill pull out

and i'll pull in (nice and deep)

[Lost-Chances]

"I bought a double bed recently. I heard it's built for two but I want to check. Want to come to my place?".

[thecoreman]

"That shirt's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too."

[WeirdJamFace]

Is your father a lumberjack?
'cause you put rocks in my pants.

[Ryuzaki1]

Who needs pickup lines?

Chloroform, putting the DATE back into SEDATE.

[VladimirJFaust]

"Hey baby, let's play Computer Technician. You open up your hard drive, and I'll RAM my 3 1/2 Floppy Disk in you."

[Chdonga]

"Would you like one of my candy canes?"

[mrpwnzer]

"Hey babe, you go to newgrounds?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm a moderator on the general bbs."

...oh shi- *mind blown*

[Drake]

At 9/1/09 08:48 AM, mrpwnzer wrote: "Hey babe, you go to newgrounds?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm a moderator on the general bbs."

...oh shi- *mind blown*

It'd be funny if it really happened.

[thecoreman]

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

[AlkaSeltzer]

"I know you are, but what am I?"

[Thomas]

"Hey there, I own Google. Why don't you come to my place and search me?"

[Shadow0fDeath]

"I want to rape your face"

[Chdonga]

"Can I suck your cock?"

[LoliTastic]

I wanna tie you up and rape you!

[Snake-Arsenic]

I've been watching you and I promise we'll be together in heaven.

[Chdonga]

At 9/1/09 09:17 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: I've been watching you and I promise we'll be together in heaven.

That would be even worse if you said that to someone who doesn't believe in heaven.

[thecoreman]

"Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

[IHateBaronVonBadGuy]

"So I hear you like Mudkip."

However, if you just so happen to say this to a b/tard female, she'd probably delight in any manner of strange MEME sex you'd like.

[Sawdust]

Are you an alien? Because you're out of this world.

Wanna see magic? ( handshake ) The magic is you

[thecoreman]

"You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me."

[TMM43]

"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven."

[sparrow]

"Get in the van"