KFC made possibly the most delicious looking sandwich of all time, a sandwich which two slices of bacon basked in cheese, and instead of having bread for its bun, it's got two freaking chicken breast patties! Of course, something so powerful couldn't survive without being ridiculed, and the nutritionists had to step down on it. :(
How could someone talk so poorly about a sandwich so powerful, even Chuck Norris' digestive system can't save him?