Forum Topic: I am (almost) never naked

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Aliensandwich

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Posted at: 8/31/09 07:09 PM

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Are you a homosexual?


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JKMonkey

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Posted at: 8/31/09 07:24 PM

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So how do you change your underwear? or do you just put new ones over old ones?


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Wegra

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Posted at: 8/31/09 07:30 PM

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Meh, I really don't look that good naked either. But what about changing clothes? Or swimsuits?

I can't believe I said that first sentence.

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Wegra

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Posted at: 8/31/09 07:31 PM

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Also what if you want to Jerk off? Do you have to like do it with pants on?

Sorry for double post.

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Posted at: 8/31/09 07:34 PM

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At 8/31/09 06:38 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:
At 8/31/09 06:34 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Gloves, so as not to touch this filthy reality.
I am not nearly as insane as him, oh no, I don't kill people nor do I have personal wall monster and objects talking to me.

You have my love and affection for getting the joke.


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At 8/31/09 06:29 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I FUCKING HATE HAVING HOT WATER RAINING DOWN ON MY FACE AND GETTING WATER IN MY NOSE AND SOPE IN MY EYES!

FUCK SHOWERS!

You are doing it wrong.
Seriously.


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Chocomilk

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Posted at: 8/31/09 07:39 PM

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Ooh, but the breeze when you go outside!

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Gergle

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Posted at: 11/7/09 07:16 PM

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I'm always naked!


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Toiletpaper

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At 8/31/09 06:29 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I FUCKING HATE HAVING HOT WATER RAINING DOWN ON MY FACE AND GETTING WATER IN MY NOSE AND SOPE IN MY EYES!

I always take showers. Hot water + face = feel good.
Water in your nose only gets there if you try to breathe in when you're directly under the spray, and soap only gets in my eyes if I DON'T CLOSE THEM WHEN WASHING MY HAIR. Just close your eyes, and everything will be fine.

Really, shower's aren't that bad. Try it at least ONCE with your shirt off and your underwear not on you. It will feel nice, I pwomise.

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therealanimator

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Posted at: 11/7/09 07:22 PM

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im naked right now hehe.

therealanimator for mod!!

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Lorkas

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Posted at: 11/7/09 07:23 PM

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Yse quite,.

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blakemo

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Posted at: 11/7/09 07:26 PM

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How do you shower?

or...do you?

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OffensiveReality

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At 8/31/09 06:45 PM, DarthRacoon wrote:
At 8/31/09 06:28 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Do you shower in bathing shorts too?
For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants too.

Well, I like the human form so being naked or around others who are naked does not bother me.

You know you was right, i was an idiot to buy these shower shorts. I mean it isnt like they come with a complimentary shower wallet !!

Nice Reference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBT7uzr4b GI

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andre800

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scared that you're dick is too small or something

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leo967846

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Theres only ONE time when im naked.

:okay maybe two.


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JKMonkey

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Posted at: 11/7/09 08:06 PM

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so do you shower with like a bathing suit on or something?


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At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So what do you say? Miserable forum go-ers.

I'm happy with my life. Maybe you're the miserable one if you can't even appreciate your body. Fuck, I'm hideous, and I still like being naked. That shit is dope

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Digital-Terror

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Posted at: 11/7/09 08:18 PM

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Wow, some of you guys have problems.

I'm naked as I type this.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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flashanimator21

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i think they have masks,

WAz uppp?


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BenwaHakubi

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I'm only naked when I shower or do my girlfriend other than that I like to be clothed, it is cold in the northwest.

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Summer time i am most of the time half naked. Now its winter though...


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megakill

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well, this is all very bizzare in my opinion

for the lulz

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CapnCrunchDaPimp

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You strike me as the type of guy that has plastic wrap on most surfaces including your furniture, and you're constantly abusing disinfectant spray trying to kill germs. Seriously, germaphobe much? I don't like being naked either really, but you have to get naked sometimes.

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At 8/31/09 06:28 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: when I am taking baths
Take a shower for fucks sake, you're not 5.

Baths are very relaxing.

You may find this sig quite AWESOME
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puddinN64

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Posted at: 11/7/09 09:52 PM

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I love the human body.

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poxpower

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Posted at: 11/7/09 09:52 PM

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1. Lose weight
2. Stop being a pussy and take your clothes off, you'll get used to it eventually


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