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I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:27:06 Reply

Being as some very stupid people would call "insane" and all, one of my traits is that I dislike being naked, and I hate seeing other people naked as well. I am disgusted by the human form you see. As a side note, I have started wearing gloves a lot lately to avoid contact with reality as much as possible.

Anyways, I try to cover myself as much as possible and I usually wear shirt and with at least an underpants when I am taking baths, it may get annoying at times with the cheap clothes, they dye the bath water at times(I will exact revenge on the companies that made them one day by the way.), which as I said before, is very annoying.

So what do you say? Miserable forum go-ers.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:28:02 Reply

how do u have sex? not to be sick or anything......


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:28:04 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: when I am taking baths

Take a shower for fucks sake, you're not 5.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:28:37 Reply

I also dislike being naked. I have not been nude in a very long time. Do you shower in bathing shorts too?


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:28:49 Reply

I think you're a very silly little boy

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:29:02 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I am disgusted by the human form you see

Even the female anatomy? O_o


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:29:09 Reply

He was born from the womb with pantaloons on


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:29:58 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:28 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: when I am taking baths
Take a shower for fucks sake, you're not 5.

I FUCKING HATE HAVING HOT WATER RAINING DOWN ON MY FACE AND GETTING WATER IN MY NOSE AND SOPE IN MY EYES!

FUCK SHOWERS!


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:30:50 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:29 PM, Yukin wrote:
At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: I am disgusted by the human form you see
Even the female anatomy? O_o

Ew, girls have cooties.


Shut up already.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:30:51 Reply

I am naked right now.


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:31:19 Reply

I dislike being nude as well, because I don't like to look at myself naked. It's just like a big white hairy blob in the middle.

eww. gross

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:31:20 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:29 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

I FUCKING HATE HAVING HOT WATER RAINING DOWN ON MY FACE AND GETTING WATER IN MY NOSE AND SOPE IN MY EYES!

FUCK SHOWERS!

how does water get in ur nose if u are lookng down? and close ur eyes...no SOAP in them


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:32:55 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:30 PM, Aigis wrote: I am naked right now.

Lmfao


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:34:22 Reply

Gloves, so as not to touch this filthy reality.

I am (almost) never naked


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:38:57 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:34 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Gloves, so as not to touch this filthy reality.

I am not nearly as insane as him, oh no, I don't kill people nor do I have personal wall monster and objects talking to me.

Also the water will always find a way in, there's no stopping them, other than a nose plug... I think they sell them at swimming pools, but then I saw the price tag on them, I screamed at the said object and made off with it. It fell out of my pocket however on my way home.

I miss it so much.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:41:11 Reply

dont be offended if when we meet i run the other way and scream psycho!


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:41:39 Reply

You're a weird one, Frank...

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:44:06 Reply

I only like being naked when my girlfriend is riding me.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:45:52 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:28 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Do you shower in bathing shorts too?

For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants too.

Well, I like the human form so being naked or around others who are naked does not bother me.


"Whoa baby I was born, with a fast fuse. I've got no time to love, just a city to abuse"

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:46:14 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:28 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: when I am taking baths
Take a shower for fucks sake, you're not 5.

WHAT? You mean he didn't have the same way of washing himself? BLASPHEMY!
ONLY SMALL CHILDREN SHOULD BE ABLE TO ENJOY A RELAXING BATH, BECAUSE MEN AREN'T ALLOWED PLEASURE.


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:49:53 Reply

wow, what the fuck is wrong with you. Do you even watch porn?

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:51:13 Reply

Also, Frank, don't worry too much.
I'm almost never naked either, not really by choice, seeing as how I'm in a dorm.
I don't TRY to be clothed, I just usually am.


Fucking crazy, and proud.
Your god is a fraud!

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:51:29 Reply

I am (almost) always naked... Seriously, the fuck's wrong with you? This is great.


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:51:58 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:28 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
At 8/31/09 06:27 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: when I am taking baths
Take a shower for fucks sake, you're not 5.

Grow up, different people do different things.
Baths are nice, and relaxing. It's a matter of preference.


Yes.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:52:55 Reply

the human body is perfect! i mean, just at times..
but c'mom, being naked is so.. fab.
fuck.


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:52:57 Reply

Do you shower with a bathing suit on :D


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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:53:11 Reply

Love being naked. Nothing more liberating then walkng around in nothing but a tie and socks. Well, not in public.

Frank, are you austistic or something? These syptoms seem pretty pathological to me.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 18:53:59 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:53 PM, Lintire wrote:

Frank, are you austistic or something? These syptoms seem pretty pathological to me.

WTF? hahahahhhaaahhahahhahahaha


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 19:07:49 Reply

At 8/31/09 06:53 PM, Lintire wrote: Frank, are you austistic or something? These syptoms seem pretty pathological to me.

That is one of the best posts I have ever seen on this site.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to I am (almost) never naked 2009-08-31 19:09:39 Reply

Are you a homosexual?


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