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I can make you shut the fuck up.

he waiting for ya :p

Duct Tape - Redneck's [insert object, action, or technique here].

Fix broken glass, cover a 360 fan, etc.

That pic OP had was hot.

tape your computer up. yep yep

wrap it around your flacid dick and then get a boner.

At 8/31/09 04:14 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: This.

I'M GONNA DO IT GUIZE!

Don't do it!

And I once used ducktape to roll into a ball and threw it and some dudes eye. It was incredibly heavy cause there was so much tape and it made him cry.

At 8/31/09 07:42 PM, SohlTofang wrote: wrap it around your flacid dick and then get a boner.

I support this idea!

Make a boxing gloves!

Reattaching limbs.

Duct Tape also is good for making your biology teacher shut up about DNA Helifix's structure!

duct tape holdz my ballz up }:D

duct tape keeps my alarm clock on snooze FTW!!!!!!

Props for having a good looking subject.

duct tape PWNZ scotch tape

At 8/31/09 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: This amazing thing has revolutionized civilization as we know it. Without tape, we would be lost.

Think of the amazing things tape is good for. What comes to mind? What are the wonderful applications of tape? I'll get the ball rollin' with a wall bed. Sleep tight! Sweet dreams!

I can't believe she spent 20 years there. Dman tape is mighty strong.

At 8/31/09 08:14 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

I can't believe she spent 20 years there. Dman tape is mighty strong.

It's a 20 year old baby?

At 8/31/09 08:13 PM, Majestic-Boy wrote: Props for having a good looking subject.

She's my sex slave. I leave her up there when she doesn't perform up to par.

At 8/31/09 08:16 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 8/31/09 08:14 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

I can't believe she spent 20 years there. Dman tape is mighty strong.

It's a 20 year old baby?

She got the same shit that Benjamin Button has.

fucking serious shit.

What can I fix?

Cole's shitty sigs, that's what.

A cheap alternative to waxing your pubes.

What can't you do with a roll of tape? Seriously? It's the redneck solution for everything.

At 8/31/09 03:37 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 8/31/09 03:35 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 8/31/09 03:33 PM, Skwurll wrote: You can fix some pipes!

or a plane!

You would think it would make someone nervous to get on a plane held together with Duct Tape, but, I trust it.

Such is the nature of duct tape. Respect the tape. RESPECT IT!

Well, it obviously works.

I've got ductape on my chair right now to stop the foam bluging out of a hole in the cloth. I use tape on nearly every repair job!

Makeshift condom.

I suppose I could use it to make a cool wallet or book cover.

anyone watch the Mythbuster's episode on Duct tape, I think they could have done so much more with it, but the cannon was pretty cool

At 8/31/09 03:44 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I want 1,001 uses by the end of the week people. The more outrageous and offensive, the better. Keep it coming.

I wasn't gonna say anything but now that you say that, taping a bible shut.

you said offensive