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There is a chance that PYRO is scout's MOTHER.
Which would totally suck.

i think it would be hard for me to imagine the pyro as a woman more as a cocaine addicted pyromaniac

At 8/31/09 03:33 PM, Yacazuma wrote: Since when the fuck was this a girlish figure?

Also, no boobs.

With that said, this topic is done.

I don't think the pyro is asian, but yes, sounds like a chick of some nationality to me.

Does this sound like a chick to you ?

At 8/31/09 02:54 PM, majormario wrote: Australia is an English nation. I could of also said that the Sniper is a repulsive bushman.

Fuck off mate. We gained independence over 100 years ago. We're as much English as you are.

I was about to forgive you for ignoring the fact that you thought the Sniper was English until you said that. (In fact, the Sniper's voice actor is an Englishman doing a (bad) Australian accent.)

Pyro sounds american to me. An american MAN.

All the stuff stuck in by valve is true, but its probably to just feed the flames. Untill I see the mask off in-game, I will think the pyro is a guy.

At 8/31/09 03:33 PM, epelectric wrote:

Sniper - Australian

Australia is an English nation. I could of also said that the Sniper is a repulsive bushman.

Uh, no mate. It was british at one stage, but that was fuckload (150+) years ago. We're independent now.
Gee. O.O
Anyway, sorry for you getting failed up the ass.

At 8/31/09 03:59 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote: geography > humans > race > gender > pyro.

Ha!
Nice!

Why Asian? Well, there are 3 Americans, 3 Europeans, and 2 Englishmen.

COUGH* Australian Sniper *COUGH

At 9/1/09 05:37 AM, ParadoxVoid wrote:

At 8/31/09 02:54 PM, majormario wrote: Australia is an English nation. I could of also said that the Sniper is a repulsive bushman.

Fuck off mate. We gained independence over 100 years ago. We're as much English as you are.

I was about to forgive you for ignoring the fact that you thought the Sniper was English until you said that. (In fact, the Sniper's voice actor is an Englishman doing a (bad) Australian accent.)

I ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR ME NOT KNOWING THAT. And when I wrote that the Sniper was a "repulsive bushman", I was quoting the game! I was IGNORANT, there, I said it!

there's already an Asian in TF2. He's the Engy. There's no way a Texan can be that smart. Why do you think he has goggles on? He's trying to hide his squinty eyes.

The Pyro is in fact a transsexual, because he moves like he has a dick between his legs. My best guess would be that he's Mexican or Native American.

At 9/1/09 01:09 PM, Fleshlight wrote: there's already an Asian in TF2. He's the Engy. There's no way a Texan can be that smart. Why do you think he has goggles on? He's trying to hide his squinty eyes.

The Pyro is in fact a transsexual, because he moves like he has a dick between his legs. My best guess would be that he's Mexican or Native American.

Ooooo...yah I remember that! I read "The Engineer is Asian" thread, and looked at all the info.
But why would you think that the Pyro is Mexican?

At 9/1/09 02:15 PM, majormario wrote:
Pyro is Mexican?

indeed

I'm not sure about the Pyro, but I know that the Engy is azn.

I would like to tell you all that the pyro isn't even human. Pyro is a tusken raider, even look at the flamethrower taunt. :<

At 9/1/09 09:13 PM, ObtuseMoose wrote: I would like to tell you all that the pyro isn't even human. Pyro is a tusken raider, even look at the flamethrower taunt. :<

Lol, is a Tusken raider from Star Wars or something?

Way to derail the thread guys.

NOTE: paraphrasing what i have heard from a genious...

The Pyro is the complete embodiment of the internet and internet culture, why?

1. Anonymity: You never know who's posting in your threads, chatting with you etc, just like how you never know who the pyro is.
2. Being a pyro: Get flamed, like getting flamed in a post. (was told more accuracely by the genious)
3. Check out the taunts:
3a: Flamethrower taunt seems like the Pyro thinks he/she is totally bad-ass for no real reason.
3b: Flare guin taunt is a haiduken or kamehameha, agian showing his/her nerdiness in games/anime
3c: Playing air guitar with fireaxe. makes the pyro look even nerdier and makes him/her look as if he/she is playing guitar hero. thus agian showing off his/her gaming skillz.

so, I say that the pyro is "that guy" or "the troll" of the internet. Someone who doesn't fit into any nationality, but fits a characteristic that would only be known to those who play Team Fortress 2.

agian, thats paraphrasing some guy who told me who the Pyro really is.

Really I think they are just screwing around with our heads.
It's like how George Lucas won't tell Star Wars fans what race Yoda is (not even in the Expanded Universe novels or games,)

Honestly, their developers actually even like to do weird jokes over the forums to people who ask.
I'm just going to say the Pyro is a crazy fuck who likes to play with fire.

At 9/1/09 10:54 PM, majormario wrote: Lol, is a Tusken raider from Star Wars or something?

Yes.

At 8/31/09 03:23 PM, sirbobsalot2 wrote:

At 8/31/09 03:03 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote:

At 8/31/09 02:54 PM, majormario wrote:

Wuld u liek wikipodia?

We even have seperate laws, schooling and a seperate Church, how much more different can you get without changing a languege

England controls great Britain

At 8/31/09 02:43 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote:

At 8/31/09 02:37 PM, majormario wrote:

Why Asian? Well, there are 3 Americans, 3 Europeans, and 2 Englishmen.

wow, jesus fuck, fail dude.

Yeah I never knew there were 8 classes in TF2

Also it is as the following 3 Americans3 europeans 1 scottish 1 Australian and 1 you dont know what the fuck you're talking about

If scots are english why call them scots.

At 9/1/09 02:27 PM, duper1012 wrote:

At 9/1/09 02:15 PM, majormario wrote:
Pyro is Mexican?

indeed

thats sounds more like cuban to me

At 9/2/09 03:10 AM, Yacazuma wrote:

At 9/1/09 10:54 PM, majormario wrote: Lol, is a Tusken raider from Star Wars or something?

Yes.

Tuskan Raider is the best explanation for the pyro.