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Gergaloth

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:14 PM

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Do any lyrics really remind you of your life?
The hardcore band Blood For Blood has so many songs on the Outlaw Anthems album that really connect to my life, the song 'Love Song' is mine and my best buddies song, and so many others reach out to me, but the song that gets me most is Mother Dear:

Here I am
I am a monster but I was made
Here I stand
I am a beast that was born of pain
Bred to hate in this world gone insane
But now I'm here to stay
and I live to spit in your face.

'Cause I am from the outside
And I am everything that you despise.
Bred to hate in your society's eyes, it's a society of lies
And I live to spit in your face...

Mother dear,
Look at your darling young one.
Mother dear,
Look at what I have become.
Mother dear,
I am you bastard disgrace.
Mother dear,
I will spit in your face.

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:15 PM

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So your lifestyle is apparently spitting at people other than you?

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:15 PM

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"In Bloom" - Nirvana


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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:17 PM

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Just because you know I love you so much
Don't be afraid to tell me you're sad
Because you lost his love
Though your love is not for me
I don't wanna see you in mysery, so come on, baby come on

You can cry on my shoulder...
You can cry on my shoulder
And bring all your troubles to me
All your troubles to me

Big girls ain't supposed to cry,
If you do I'll understand,
Maybe I can show you how you can win his love again
It may seem strange I know
But it's just that I love you
So come on, baby come on

You can cry on my shoulder
You can cry on my shoulder
And bring all your troubles to me.
All your troubles to me

Girl you've given him all you had
He,d better stop treating you so bad,
Come on babe, come on, oh yeah

You can cry on my shoulder, yes you can girl
You can cry on my shoulder
And bring all your troubles to me, yeah babe, yes you can now
Darling, ooooh, oooooooh yes, yes you can girl...
I'll be there to help,

You can cry, you can cry, you can cry
Baby
(You can cry on my shoulder)
Ooooooh yeah babe, yeah babe
(You can cry on my shoulder)
You can cry, you can cry...

PLEASE CALL ME I AM SO LONELY

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:19 PM

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Feeling like a freak on a leash
You wanna see the light?
Feeling like I have no release
So do I
How many times have I felt diseased?
You wanna see the light?
Nothing in my life is free, is free

Sometimes I cannot take this place
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste
Sometimes I cannot feel my face
You'll never see me fall from grace

Lol Korn

LARRY FLYNT!

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:19 PM

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WHEN I WAS

Lyrics of your Life?

This looks squint.

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:20 PM

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Nothing seems to kill me no matter how hard I try
Nothing is closing my eyes
Nothing can beat me down for your pain or delight
And nothing seems to break me
No matter how hard I fall nothing can break me at all
Not one for giving up though not invincible I know

Ive given everything I need
Id give you everything I own
Id give in if it could at least be ours alone
Ive given everything I could
To blow it to hell and gone
Burrow down in and
Blow up the outside world

Someone tried to tell me something
Dont let the world get you down
Nothing will do me in before I do myself
So save it for your own and the ones you can help

Want to make it understood
Wanting though I never would
Trying though I know its wrong
Blowing it to hell and gone
Wishing though I never could
Blow up the outside world


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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:23 PM

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Without a doubt, this song perfectly describes the direction my life is going in right now:

Incubus - Drive

Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself how much I let the fear
Take the wheel and steer
It's driven me before
And it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal
But lately I'm beginning to find that I
Should be the one behind the wheel

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes yeah

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there

So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
It's driven me before
And it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around
But lately I'm beginning to find that
When I drive myself my light is found

"Never was anything great achieved without danger." - Niccolo Machiavelli

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:24 PM

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This is literally the story of my life.

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:27 PM

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At 8/29/09 05:23 PM, Vincoid wrote: Without a doubt, this song perfectly describes the direction my life is going in right now:

Incubus - Drive

Very powerful song, used to fucking love Incubus!

Poopy

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:27 PM

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Two songs jump to mind straight away.

Guns N' Roses - November Rain

When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain

Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you

Sometimes I need some time...on my
own Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone

And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain, ohhh yeahhh
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain

Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one

&

Kid Rock ft Sheryl Crow - Picture

Living my life in a slow hell
different girl every night at the hotel
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
been fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey
wish I had a good girl to miss me
but I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to her
I put your picture away
sat down and cried today
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to her

I called u last night in the hotel
everyone knows but they wont tell
but there half hided smiles tell me somethin just aint right
I've been waiting on you for a long time
fuelin up on heartaches and she'd whine
I aint heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I cant look at you while I'm lyin next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I cant look at you while I'm lyin next to him

I saw you yesterday with an old friend
it wuz the same old same how have you been
since you've been gone my worlds been dark and gray
you reminded me of brighter days
I hope to be coming home to stay
I wuz head of the church
I wuz off to drink you away
I thought about you for a long time
can't seem to get you off my mind
I cant stand why we're living like this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say I love you
come back home


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The Unforgiven by Metallica.

They dedicate their lives
To RUNNING all of his
He tries to please THEM all
This bitter man he is
Throughout his life the same
He's battled constantly
This fight he cannot win
A tired man they see no longer cares
The old man then prepares
To die regretfully
That old man here is me

What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee UNFORGIVEN

Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams!
Blinded by me you can't see a thing, just call my name AND I'LL HEAR YOUR SCREAMS!

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:34 PM

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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:36 PM

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you ain't tough you ain't street
how the fuck your ass hood
I'm gangsta you ain't
let's get that understood
I was raised in the projects
and these n***as know me
sellin 430 cross my chest to that blow
you ain't no-o-o-o-orth memphis like me
you aint from the short end of hyde park like me
you ain't keep it real with your n****s dawg quit flagin

cause n***a if you was they will be out here stompin
you don't fuck with juicy, paul and pat like me

you ain't heatin water to cook that crack n***a like me
you ain't toss your main bitch with your click you a hoe
plus I hunt a amateur i put that on the park

[Hook: Juicy J (2x)]

You ain't hood
You ain't gangsta
You ain't tough
You ain't street
You ain't north north north north Memphis like me

You ain't ballin
You ain't swaggin
You ain't bangin
You ain't street
You ain't north north north north Memphis like me

More or less.

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:42 PM

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Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast
Always under attack, always coming in last
Bringing up the past, no one owes you anything
I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the ass
So paranoid, watch your back

Oh my, here we go

Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower
Quicksand's got no sense of humor
I'm still laughing like hell

You think that by crying to me
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe
You've been infected by a social disease
Well, then take your medicine

I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?

I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality
If there's an afterlife then it'll set you free
But I'm not gonna part the seas
You're a self-fulfilling prophecy

You think that by crying to me
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe
You've been infected by a social disease
Well, then take your medicine

I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?

I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up, when you gonna wake up and fight?

I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
Somehow I'm still here to explain
That the darkest hour never comes in the night
You can sleep with a gun
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?

When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?
When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?

Sound of Madness-Shinedown

Basically saying to all the emofags, shut the hell up, I (the speaker) have been through worst, get over it.

S H U T U P C O L E G A Y B O Y .

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:44 PM

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I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
They don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
They don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
They don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners
I'm rolin'

Lyrics of your Life?

This is pure, assisted self-destruction

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Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out.
We're so far out it's creepy!
I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love,
but they're not smart like we be.

They have no roses.
Subconsciously they envy us a lot.
They look down their noses and see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got!

When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
We rattle off our in-jokes while they wish that they were geeks in love.
And while we make each other smile, they wish that they were geeks in...

La la la,
la la la,
la-lubbidy da-diddy love.
La la la,
la la la,
ka-boominy whoah-nelly love.
La la la,
la la la,
ga-shibbidy-waffles-and-love.
La la la,
la la la, la love.

As far as I can tell, while other lovers go through hell,
we'll know we're too cool for damnation.
We may not be cutting edge, but we won't take the mainstream pledge,
for we don't need your admiration!

They may not show it, it doesn't fit their made-up little roles.
They don't even know it, but jealousy abounds within their souls.

When they see us on the street, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And when they hear us trick-or-treat, they wish that they were geeks in love.
As we lock arms and skip away, they wish that they were geeks in love.
And you can almost hear them say they wish that they were geeks in...

La la la,
la la la,
la-lubbidy-do-diddy-love.
La la la,
la la la,
fa-doobidy-ding-dong-love.
La la la,
la la la,
za-muppety-puppety-love.
La la la,
la la la,
sha-peppity-bismol-love.
La la la,
la la la,
a-bubbly-lava-lamp-love.
La la la,
la la la,
ma-spockity-nimoy-love.
La la la,
la la la,
da-ponkity-ponkity-love.
La la la,
la la la,
geekity-geekity-geeks in love.

Geeks in loooove.

Geeks in loooove.

Geeks in loooove.

Geeks in loooove.

My best, please give it a listen and review, rate, and enjoy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/lis ten/236920


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At 8/29/09 05:34 PM, Yiffy wrote: Bel-Aired.

I'm surprised it took this long.

I will make you a sig/wallpaper/header.

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:46 PM

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I think i fucking love you <333.

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:46 PM

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At 8/29/09 05:19 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY MY FATHA MOLESTED MEEE

therealanimator for mod!!

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Posted at: 8/29/09 06:09 PM

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No Rickroll yet? I'm so proud.

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Posted at: 8/29/09 06:11 PM

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Listen,
I can do anything I want
Because I look good in leather
I can talk any kind of talk
Because I look good in leather

And I know you wish that you could look like me

Listen,
I can make any woman mine
Because I look good in leather
I can rock her body so good it blows her mind
Because I know how to f**k her better
Better than you

Gotcha wishing to be just like me

Yeah
Motherf*cker I'm cool
With attitude and ego to spare

Put on my poker face when I walk the street
Because I look good in leather
I can make a star out of anyone I meet
You're gonna shine if you're standing beside me

Gimme some truth
Don't you wish that you could kick it with me
Kick it with me [x3]

Because I look good in leather
(Don't you know I)
I look good in leather
(Everybody's lookin')
I look good in leather
(At me I know I)
I look good in leather

And I know that wish you were lookin' like me[x3]

Because I look good in leather
(Don't you know I)
I look good in leather
(Everybody's lookin')
I look good in leather
(You see, my body)
Looks good in leather
(Yes I do)
Look good in leather
(Don't you know it don't you)
I look good in leather
(Tell your Mama that I)
Look good in leather
(All the girls know I)
I look good in leather
(Gotta have it my way)
I look good in leather

Lyrics of your Life?


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At 8/29/09 06:09 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: No Rickroll yet? I'm so proud.

Actually...

At 8/29/09 05:24 PM, Porkchop wrote: This is literally the story of my life.

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So fucking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah


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weird al- genius in france

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in FRANCE (yeah), genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE
Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking, and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be a
Genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some café down in St. Tropez
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plaît"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plaît"
Hemenene humenene himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants *Bela bark*
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response:
(He's a genius in FRANCE! Genius in FRANCE!) That's right!
(He's a genius in FRANCE! Genius in FRANCE!) You know it!
(He's a genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE!)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in FRANCE, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur, would you take ze picture with me?"
I say, "Oui oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui oui"
"Oui oui"
He says, "Oui oui"

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frère
But they love me there
I'm a genius in FRANCE
Yeah... I'm a genius in FRANCE

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream, "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (waa!), I've got that je ne sais quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la!), I've got that je ne sais...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow

I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream
When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in FRANCE have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen? I don't have a clue

Well... I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in FRANCE (yeah), genius in FRANCE, genius in FRANCE

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it
'Cause I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY, I'm a genius in FRANCE

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Tout suite!
Bowm diddy bown diddy bowm diddy
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in FRANCE

Say... would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup

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