Forum Topic: Do the forum mods get laid?

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macdeth

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:03 PM

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No. No they don't. Except Jonas, he done get the snatch by the batch.

Do the forum mods get laid?

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Rucklo

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:04 PM

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i get laid by jonas.

what?

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Sidorio

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:05 PM

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Yeah, obviously. Don't you know how horny a girl gets when you mention that you spend saturday nights banning little kids from a website?

Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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macdeth

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At 8/29/09 04:04 PM, Rucklo wrote: i get laid by jonas.

what?

My Jonas perambulates when I walk.

The worst member.


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InDuStRiEl

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:10 PM

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I'm pretty sure they have a life outside of Newgrounds, like everyone else.

Does anyone actually believe that the mods patrol Newgrounds 24/7?


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13oobs

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:11 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:04 PM, Rucklo wrote: i get laid by jonas.

what?

Woah, woah thats not normal, or is it? But yea Jade rapes the other littler mods.

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Gergaloth

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:16 PM

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Dry-Ice did when he was a mod, seeing as he has a girlfriend.
Zerok does, EyeLovePoozy does, they all do.

Poopy

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chubbthehippo

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:17 PM

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My mom lays me down on my bed and tucks in the blanket and gives me a nice glass of warm milk to help me fall asleep.

and by mom I mean all the mods at once

CHEMOCHEMOCHEMOCHEMOCHEMOCHEMOCHEMO CHEMOCHEMOCHEMOCHEMO

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372

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:41 PM

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Lies.

I'm their sex slave.

Somebody get me out of here D:

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Porkchop

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:42 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:26 PM, Strategize wrote: Everyone knows Jade is the mods personal cum dumpster.

So wait, who's the BBS regular butter dumpster?

Also, sorry for calling you an idiot.

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FeedingAdiction

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:48 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:42 PM, Porkchop wrote: Everyone knows Jade is the mods personal cum dumpster.

So... She like, stuffs it all in her penis?

IAMGRIMREAPER FOR MOD '09

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Lizzardis

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:51 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:42 PM, Porkchop wrote: So wait, who's the BBS regular butter dumpster?

We all know you and I share the position. I mean jeez, there are that many regulars TWO USERS have to have to have the spot!

I'm not gay.....But my boyfriend is! :3
Krevnomijak,Omnomchop, TERVOT H. TREVOT,OmnomSlinger. I nom you all. *Glomp*
Tiny Nomnomdis is Tiny.

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Hierophant

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:52 PM

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One of the requirements for being a moderator is to be a virgin.

True fact.

PLEASE CALL ME I AM SO LONELY

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Tri-Nitro-Toluene

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Not since my girlfriend dumped me :(


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Porkchop

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At 8/29/09 04:50 PM, Strategize wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:48 PM, FeedingAdiction wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:42 PM, Porkchop wrote: Everyone knows Jade is the mods personal cum dumpster.
So... She like, stuffs it all in her penis?
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Naw brosef, she stuffs it all in her ass.

Brahsome

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lawlmaster

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:56 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:53 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Not since my girlfriend dumped me :(

It must be hard to type and use the mouse with your left hand.


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dx5231

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Posted at: 8/29/09 04:58 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:10 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Does anyone actually believe that the mods patrol Newgrounds 24/7?

I think some mods do that.


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Tri-Nitro-Toluene

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:00 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:56 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:53 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Not since my girlfriend dumped me :(
It must be hard to type and use the mouse with your left hand.

Ambidexterity and voice recognition software ftw!


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ifureadthisdie

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:47 PM

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Well i know they all get their dick sucked

YOU!

The guy below me is gay

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Bongun

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:50 PM

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At 8/29/09 05:00 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:56 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:53 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Not since my girlfriend dumped me :(
It must be hard to type and use the mouse with your left hand.
Ambidexterity and voice recognition software ftw!

Ftw indeed! Lol

Mine always messes up when I say things, it's fun to use though.

Respect, it's what I do...Then again, so is UberCream's job.

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The-Great-One

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Don't they have an orgy every year or some shit like that?


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therealanimator

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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:56 PM

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theres gonnna be an NG forum orgy right here right now.

therealanimator for mod!!

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FatBadger

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Posted at: 8/29/09 06:15 PM

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Ozcar might, donkey show yo!


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coolpick

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Posted at: 8/29/09 06:16 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:05 PM, Sidorio wrote: Yeah, obviously. Don't you know how horny a girl gets when you mention that you spend saturday nights banning little kids from a website?

loll you're cool

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Lol JK JK, Just linkbucks :P

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kaywire

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Posted at: 8/29/09 06:16 PM

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At 8/29/09 05:00 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:56 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 8/29/09 04:53 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Not since my girlfriend dumped me :(
It must be hard to type and use the mouse with your left hand.
Ambidexterity and voice recognition software ftw!

God Damn yout Microsoft !!!

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syphonmax

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Posted at: 8/29/09 06:21 PM

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At 8/29/09 05:56 PM, therealanimator wrote: theres gonnna be an NG forum orgy right here right now.

Can I join?

Audio submissions - Click Here =D

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Zecampeao

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Posted at: 8/29/09 06:38 PM

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Some of them... very few...
They'd rather use their BAN POWERZ than get laid. Well, not all of them of course. But the ones that rather use ban will lock this thread.


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Sheizenhammer

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Posted at: 8/29/09 07:39 PM

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At 8/29/09 04:03 PM, macdeth wrote: No. No they don't. Except Jonas, he done get the snatch by the batch.

So, does that mean you never got laid when you were one?


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JKMonkey

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Posted at: 8/29/09 10:24 PM

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Of course they do, how do you think people become mods?

they have to sleep with every existing mod, including BBR

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Funzo123

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Posted at: 8/29/09 10:27 PM

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I assume a fair few of them would, seeing as most of them have job's, girlfriend's.. A life..

Haha.

.Learn by heart the greater part of them, lest they be altered.

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