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Posted at: 8/29/09 12:01 AM
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We knew it would eventually happen folks, one website called The Snuggie Sutra has created many ways for you and your partner to have sexual relations while using your Snuggie. Despite it being a somewhat tasteless website, many of the positions the site listed are creative.
Post your favorite ones here. I personally like the Pigs in a Blanket and the Superwoman.
Unfortunately, there is no instruction on the site that teaches you how to get someone to have sex with you once you inform them that you have a Snuggie.
Posted at: 8/29/09 12:02 AM
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lol did you just see this on the tonight show? Cause i'm watching it right now and he just talked about it.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 12:03 AM
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I didn't even know what a Snuggie was until now!
look: I changed my sig again.
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At 8/29/09 12:02 AM, Bladezguy wrote: lol did you just see this on the tonight show? Cause i'm watching it right now and he just talked about it.
no WAY IM WATCHING IT TOO...
Posted at: 8/29/09 12:04 AM
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At least the Snuggie has another purpose rather than being a dumb cult or a rather unintelligent alternative to using real blankets.
And you can wash it too.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 12:05 AM
Yeah I did. I even used the punchline he said at the end of my opening post. Conan is hilarious.
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ive been doing the Sechzig- neun for years. link.
the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic. if no picture exists, than please contradict this statement.
Posted at: 8/29/09 12:06 AM
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You mean I can be warm and have sex? It's a miracle!!
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Posted at: 8/29/09 12:07 AM
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Very weird.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 12:08 AM
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Are you serious? Jesus Christ, epic fail! Snuggies really is a huge cult, isn't it? They have sex positions now? Who is honestly lazy and disgusting enough to have sex in a snuggie? This is revolting. I might as well contribute though.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 12:10 AM
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Posted at: 8/29/09 12:22 AM
At 8/29/09 12:10 AM, IronPirate wrote: She won't miss a minute of Sex In The City and he won't miss the tattoo of her ex's name on her ass.
That's another one of my favorites. I think Hi Yo Silver could catch on.
Posted at: 8/29/09 08:19 PM
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Only lonely people buy Snuggies, so the site seems somewhat pointless.
Posted at: 8/29/09 08:21 PM
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At 8/29/09 12:08 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Who is honestly lazy and disgusting enough to have sex in a snuggie?
^^Me.
Posted at: 8/29/09 08:22 PM
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At 8/29/09 08:21 PM, Purplefunk wrote: At 8/29/09 12:08 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Who is honestly lazy and disgusting enough to have sex in a snuggie? ^^Me.
u mean us babyboy!
you dont seem to understand...im not locked in here with you......your locked in here with me!
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I knew it would come sooner or later.
I wanted one of those awhile back.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 08:24 PM
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this sounds like the behavior of a furry
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I really want a Snuggie.. Not for those reasons though.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 08:26 PM
shit, now i feel retarded. i didnt realize what it was about until i saw the pic a few posts up
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At 8/29/09 12:04 AM, TOEZ wrote: At least the Snuggie has another purpose rather than being a dumb cult or a rather unintelligent alternative to using real blankets. And you can wash it too.
Until I read that post, I kept thinking that the Snuggie was that annoying Snuggle bear. That would have been so much creepier.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 08:27 PM
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I imagine a conformist world forming by which we all wear snuggies.
I hope that my predictions will not become true.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 08:30 PM
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If you own or wear a snuggie, are you really stupid enough to believe that there's any chance in hell of you getting laid?
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Posted at: 8/29/09 08:33 PM
At 8/29/09 08:30 PM, ChemicalReaper wrote: If you own or wear a snuggie, are you really stupid enough to believe that there's any chance in hell of you getting laid?
WE'RE PEOPLE TOO YOU FUCKING prick.
Posted at: 8/29/09 08:54 PM
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^^ saw that too, I wish Snuggies would just go away, theyre just backwards robes.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 10:17 PM
At 8/29/09 08:33 PM, Purplefunk wrote: WE'RE PEOPLE TOO YOU FUCKING prick.
I never said you weren't people, you pillock. I said you were idiots.
Posted at: 8/29/09 10:39 PM
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I fapped...
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Posted at: 8/29/09 10:42 PM
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Warm and Snuggie is the best one.
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Posted at: 8/29/09 10:45 PM
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At 8/29/09 10:42 PM, Deadchick wrote: Warm and Snuggie is the best one.
let me make it more newgrounds realistic
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Posted at: 8/29/09 10:46 PM
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. waaaaaaaait..... There are people who have actually bought snuggies?! (well, we're fucked)
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Posted at: 8/29/09 11:02 PM
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I thought at first this conversation was about the bear Snuggles, but then I remember which was which. Wow...my image of the snuggles was still just as fucked up.
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