At around 11PM I was on my computer chatting with some of my fellow NG nerds when I got a text from a 13 year old girl in my youth group. She texts me frequently because we are good friends. You know, that classic older teen and younger teen friendship because the young one looks up to the older one and can tell him/her whatever he/she wants to. Anyway, I got a text from her.
She said she was spending the night at a friends house, sleeping in a tent in the backyard. Her friend was 11. She then texted saying that she got her hands on a "Playboy". I asked, "Do you mean Playgirl?!" Yeah she said. And so I laughed my ass off.
She opened the magazine. 10 seconds later texted back and said, "We are going to burn it"
I havent laughed that hard in a long time... but whats weirder is the parents LET them read it... but whats WEIRDER is that her parents are super hardcore christians. Thats just simply outright hilarious.
Why did i think of that Danial Radcliff picture when you mentioned playgirl?
*whistles* hey look a playboy mag *opens it*
WTF is that??? *burns it*
lol
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Awesome story, you told there lad
Sounds like a virgin...
*Puts on Sunglasses.*
Brb, raep time.
At 8/28/09 09:35 PM, Kanaju wrote: Sounds like a virgin...
*Puts on Sunglasses.*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEH
fixed
At 8/28/09 09:32 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: youth group.
fucking bible thumper.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
At 8/28/09 09:36 PM, Ptcfast wrote:At 8/28/09 09:35 PM, Kanaju wrote: Sounds like a virgin...fixed
*Puts on Sunglasses.*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEH
WHAT WHAT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
*opens magazine*
"EEEEW! It looks like a rotteded cucumber!" "Quick! Burn that shit!" "Hey, language, young lady!"
My girl friends 14 and she loves porn.
She even shows me pictures of her favorite actors and models.
At 8/28/09 09:37 PM, lawlmaster wrote:At 8/28/09 09:32 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: youth group.fucking bible thumper.
Cock thump er.
At 8/28/09 09:35 PM, maddflashDP wrote: why is that weird?
It's experimenting :3
Excuse me if m wrong but isnt experimenting supposed to be LOOKING at it not BURNING it?
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This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Stewie finds that Hustler under Chris' bed. He shoots it up and screams, "YOU CAN'T HURT ANYBODY ANYMORE!!!" That was so fucking funny.
ehh, my sister isnt too much older than them, at age 14......she never look at that stuffs, i'd rather not get her mind dirtied...
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At 8/28/09 09:35 PM, maddflashDP wrote: why is that weird?
It's experimenting :3
Totally 100% agreed. But its fucking hilarious.
I once stole panties from a Christian Teenager's bedroom, when I worked as yes... a house cleaner. It was white and so soft. Now I fantasize about Christian teenagers in their panties, especially dark haired ones. It makes going to church so much cooler. God dammit fuck Sunday is taking too long. Such soft skin, such pure eyes, little freckled noses, their chest uncovered against their pure shirts. Fucking FBI laws. Fucking fear of being put on a Pedophile watch, if I indulge in my fantasies.....
At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.
Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok
At 8/28/09 09:35 PM, maddflashDP wrote: why is that weird?
It's experimenting :3
indeed.
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At 8/28/09 09:32 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: At around 11PM I was on my computer chatting with some of my fellow NG nerds when I got a text from a 13 year old girl in my youth group. She texts me frequently because we are good friends. You know, that classic older teen and younger teen friendship because the young one looks up to the older one and can tell him/her whatever he/she wants to. Anyway, I got a text from her.
She said she was spending the night at a friends house, sleeping in a tent in the backyard. Her friend was 11. She then texted saying that she got her hands on a "Playboy". I asked, "Do you mean Playgirl?!" Yeah she said. And so I laughed my ass off.
She opened the magazine. 10 seconds later texted back and said, "We are going to burn it"
I havent laughed that hard in a long time... but whats weirder is the parents LET them read it... but whats WEIRDER is that her parents are super hardcore christians. Thats just simply outright hilarious.
LOL thats weird!
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At 8/28/09 09:32 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: You know, that classic older teen and younger teen friendship because the young one looks up to the older one and can tell him/her whatever he/she wants to.
What? I'm not sure that is a classic friendship.
At any rate, yeah, that would have been a pretty funny text. You should have told her to read the articles, thats where the real content in those mags are, ya' know?
I think her parents forsaw the "we're going to burn it" outcome of that little escapade, I guess they are slyer than the average psycho christian.
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the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.
At 8/28/09 09:34 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Why did i think of that Danial Radcliff picture when you mentioned playgirl?
You mean this?
At 8/29/09 12:22 AM, SatanHam wrote: pix or it didn't happen.
No playgirl on the forums.
At 8/29/09 12:24 AM, Lunaful wrote:At 8/28/09 09:34 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Why did i think of that Danial Radcliff picture when you mentioned playgirl?You mean this?
Or this?
At 8/29/09 12:24 AM, Lunaful wrote:At 8/28/09 09:34 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Why did i think of that Danial Radcliff picture when you mentioned playgirl?You mean this?
Exactly what I was thinking.
HOLY SHIT THAT HORSE IS HUGE!!!
At 8/29/09 07:29 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: HOLY SHIT THAT HORSE IS HUGE!!!
I lol'd.
Tell her to save it. She might need it someday.
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At 8/28/09 10:55 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: I once stole panties from a Christian Teenager's bedroom, when I worked as yes... a house cleaner. It was white and so soft. Now I fantasize about Christian teenagers in their panties, especially dark haired ones. It makes going to church so much cooler. God dammit fuck Sunday is taking too long. Such soft skin, such pure eyes, little freckled noses, their chest uncovered against their pure shirts. Fucking FBI laws. Fucking fear of being put on a Pedophile watch, if I indulge in my fantasies.....
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If they ate marshmallows after they burned it, ask them if the marshmallows tasted like cock.
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