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Vampires are not real. Shut up.

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At 8/28/09 05:50 PM, Proottalfain wrote: They exist. And they are pretty much like the vampires in twilight:

They don't drink blood
Aren't harmed by sunlight
Charm girls
Fuck girls
Hurt girls

And we gave them a different name. We call them "douche-bags" [DOOSH-BAGS]

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At 8/28/09 05:50 PM, Proottalfain wrote: They exist. And they are pretty much like the vampires in twilight:

They don't drink blood

Yeah they do. They don't need to EVERY day, but after a while, they need some o' that shit.

Aren't harmed by sunlight

I'm not sure about that one. IF they are, though, it can be solved easily with sunblock.

Charm girls

Unless they're gay (Edward). Lol

Fuck girls

Except fat chicks

Hurt girls

Only when sucking their blood, which you said they didn't do. So, when would they do that when NOT feeding on humans?


And we gave them a different name. We call them "douche-bags" [DOOSH-BAGS]

I love spelling it like that. Anywho, i think you're thinking of faggots who THINK they're Vampires but aren't. I'm guessing you don't think vampires exist, then?

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heres another one. pure genius.

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At 8/28/09 06:18 PM, SatanHam wrote: they live somewhere in Colorado.

LEAVE HOT TOPIC OUT OF THIS!! ......I love that place :[

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So, if Vampires aren't real, where did all the rumors come from? Now, EVERY story has rumors, and all of them are unfounded, but there are more theories about Vampires than any other supposedly fictitious being, so it's not fair to say that they couldn't exist. Now, it's unlikely that all of the rumors are true. In fact, the majority of them are bullshit. But keep an open mind.

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They are as real as liberty of speech.


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you know i never said that i belive they are real. i just said that they are amusing.

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At 8/29/09 08:53 PM, JKMonkey wrote: No, vampires do not exist, they never did and they never will.

does it feel nice to know your a fucking moron?

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No. Vampires are not real

All the Twilight fan girls are crying in their rooms.

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Are vampires real? Who gives a damn about vampires?

I mean, I never cared much for the Victorian style romanticism that follows vampires so much. It's like "Hey i'm supposed to be scary but I only get that way way later", and I guess it's kinda scary to find out that the nice gentleman you befriended turned out to actually just want to suck on your juicy neck, but it just doesn't scream "terrifying" to me.

Modern day vampires are worse, since a majority of them are "psychic" vampires (read: idiots) who "feed off the auras of others". I can't even begin to describe how much typing that out almost made me retch. Basically, I'm pretty sure that if vampires were real and lived to this day, they'd stay far away from these assholes who pretend they're vampires so that they can feel speshul and kewl.

Now werewolves, on the other hand, have everything going for them. When the moon is full (or whenever night rolls around, depending on whatever account you go by) they turn into bloodthirsty beasts that completely shred anything and everything in their path, all in a feral rage.

What's even better is when a werewolf in question is able to control their minds when they revert (a fairly difficult thing to do, since a lot of stories on the subject make it clear that more than half of all freshly converted werewolves go insane after the first transformation).

Of course, when I say "werewolf", I'm talking about the classic, none of this lycan/worgen bullshit, just good ol' tear your face off werewolves.


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Vampires are like B - grade movies. They are not harmed by sunlight, it only weakens them.


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At 8/28/09 06:05 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
wrong, rumors started out over some dude named Vlad the impaler, adns omehow some idiots were all screaming HE R A VAMPIRE! in the middle of the town and all the people flipped the fuck out and went to church.

this post was slightly accurate.

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They are if you have an I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

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Theres no such thing as vampires in real life, by the way my sister is a big Twilight fan.


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Anybody that thinks vampires are real are living in a fantasy world.

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The concept is just mythology. The human mind is an amazing thing and the realms we have created are beyond any reality.

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what are you, 3years old?


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If it has already been said, ignore this, but the idea of a vampire came from people who had a medical condition which slowed their pulse, which made them cold and stiff. When they were buried, as people thought they were dead, the condition would go away, and the people would get scared and try to escape, in doing so managing to bite their lips and bleed, and when they escaped and people who thought they were dead saw them quite white, with bloody mouths and cringing from light. Well you would be too if you were in total darkness for days.


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