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He is a God.

"And so the mighty Poozy wielded his Banhammer up high and banned a bunch of noobs for the lulz."

Some faggot construction worker.

Eyelovepoozy is the only human in existance that can divide by zero and have nothing happen. He is the only one able to defeat Chuck Norris, and out sell Billy Mays. Through sheer power and brute force he makes the world obey his command. He rules with an iron fist, and its best to do nothing but look docile till he returns to his sleeping quarters.

He's the guy that'll lock this thread in a little.

He's a forum moderator with an incredibly high ego.

So basdically a class act all the way

At 8/28/09 05:33 PM, ManiacCop2 wrote: He's a forum moderator with an incredibly high ego.

So basdically a class act all the way

damn it I mean't basically

At 8/28/09 05:40 PM, AronKong wrote: poozy is god.

suck up.
I haven't personally talked to him so I don't know him...

eyelovepoozy is a moderator in the forum that abuses his power and sucks his own dick only because its long enough to reach his mouth....he actually lacks a sex drive.

Eyelovepoozy is a BigBadRon replacement basically.

The father of the forums. Poozy is considered a "Justice before Mercy" mod. He is a crane operator. He readily takes good interest in decent topics, but quickly ends less worthy topics.

At 8/28/09 05:40 PM, AronKong wrote: poozy is god.

Stop kissing his damn ass already, he's not god.

Fucking idiots.

He looks like a right twat on YouTube.

At 8/28/09 05:45 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Eyelovepoozy is a BigBadRon replacement basically.

Except BigBadRon was much better.

He's the mean mod, people constantly worship him so they go in his cool books.
That pretty much sums it up.

ze jew

He's a BBS Forum Moderator who is renowned for his crass and funny way of dealing with bans and locks. So he's sort of like the Bad Ass Moderator.

He also fucks your mother.

He's the enigma. A one man army of raw moderating power, as he scores the general BBS, searching...for the perfect lock...

He will fuck your mother :)

From the Writings of Toukemanius: 30:213

I was not around during the fall of the great Titan from Modlipus. After his fall came a time of great darkness. The Great Mods sent a challenge to the mortals. One of them would become one of the Great mods. For eons mortals battled for the title. Many fell. Innocents were killed in the battles. It looked as if the Battle for Mod would contiue for all entirity.

Then He came. Welding a massive hammer no simple mortal could lift, He smashed all who oppsed Him until it came down to Him and the villainous TomsPulpalan. The battle raged for days, but finally TomsPulpalan fell to the ground and He swung His mighty hammer and crushed TomsPulpalan's skull on the ground.

With His finally opponent slain, He climbed Modlipus and told the current Great Mods His story. The Great Mods were pleased that one with power like that of the fallen Titan had risen. They accepted Him.

To this day, He watches over us, with His mighty hammer by His side, ready to smite the unholy and the Trolls that threaten our world.

Eyelovepoozy is a New Grounds Moderator, who's contemporaries are Jamoke, and some other people who frequently collaborate with Jamoke and some others to make flash animation.

He's an overrated mod who likes to lock threads with snide remarks. He's not a douche, mind you, just overrated.

At 8/28/09 04:43 PM, Khawner wrote: I have heard of the fellow many times before, but I never really use the BBS.

Ta-Da! The solution!

Look at "slurp slurp" in my sig.

He's a good motherfucker.

None of this has helped at all.

Basically, just a million people saying a million different things. Are there always poozy threads like this?

At 8/28/09 04:58 PM, DND-Productions wrote: I don't think there is a person named 'Poozy'. That's just used as a short form of EyeLovePoozy's username.

I always though 'Poozy' meant 'Pussy'

Some d00d.