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wear a star of david.

"JESUS WAS CLEARLY JEWISH!"

Note, the above only works in Catholic Churches.

In the middle of Mass, stand up and walk over to a statue of Jesus and start shooting the breeze with him, like, "Hey, Jesus, whassup?"

Do not respect gay people.

Walk into church with a shirt that has a pentagram on it.

Or yell "I'm athiest!" at the top of your lungs.

At 8/28/09 04:59 PM, Hoeloe wrote: "JESUS WAS CLEARLY JEWISH!"

Note, the above only works in Catholic Churches.

Catholics know and openly accept that Jesus was Jewish. So do all Christian denominations, they believe he was the Jewish messiah.

You wait till they talk about the beginning and stand up and shout "DARWIN KICKS ADAMS NUTSACK!"

tell everyone your a scientologist.

At 8/28/09 04:42 PM, Klayman30 wrote: Piss in one of those wine glasses while no-one's looking.

Why not when everyone is looking?

walk in wearing a monkey suit. that'll piss everyone right off.

i despise being in churchs, but it has allways been a dream of mind to go to a church dressed in all black(like i always do) ,hiss at people and speak Latin in a demonic voice. they would probably douse me in holy water though. that would be hilarious. >:3

If this god guy is so all powerful, could God ejaculate so much, that even HE can't clean it up?

An enigma!

At 8/28/09 05:04 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 8/28/09 04:59 PM, Hoeloe wrote: "JESUS WAS CLEARLY JEWISH!"

Note, the above only works in Catholic Churches.

Catholics know and openly accept that Jesus was Jewish. So do all Christian denominations, they believe he was the Jewish messiah.

Yeah, most of them do. By "Catholic" I meant particularly hardcore Christians, who actually do class Jesus as Christian.

yell "I'm athiest!" at the top of your lungs.

screw that walk in and shout im a scientoligist at the top of your lungs
and start explaining scientology

*Looks at Jesus on the Cross*
*Eating chips loudly*
>.>
<.<
Whose that guy?

"jesus fucking christ!".

Fuck church! I will never go there!

At 8/28/09 04:59 PM, Hoeloe wrote: "JESUS WAS CLEARLY JEWISH!"

Note, the above only works in Catholic Churches.

Of course he was Jewish!
30 years old living with his mum and dad come one!
Working in his dads business, his mother thinks he's Gods gift give it up he was a Jew!

GENITAL WARTS!

aaand done.

/family guy.

When the pastor is preaching, get his attention and say, "I thought God was gay! He created Adam first, so wouldn't he enjoy the company of Eve more if he's straight?"

I'm Gay.

Now go do it.

Pics.

At 8/28/09 05:03 PM, tobi0 wrote: Walk into church with a shirt that has a pentagram on it.

Or yell "I'm athiest!" at the top of your lungs.

I did the second one, my parents never took me there again ^_^

At 8/28/09 04:36 PM, slighly-minty wrote: get wasted on jesus blood. or go in high and just hoard those little crackers.

I did that with my friend once, we ate like 1/4 of a pack of the little crackers. they were yummy.

At 8/28/09 04:34 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Wear an NG shirt.

I've done that.

At 8/28/09 05:42 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Yeah, most of them do. By "Catholic" I meant particularly hardcore Christians, who actually do class Jesus as Christian.

OK, I get you. I heard the KKK try to say that Jesus wasn't jewish on TV once. But the Catholics get a pretty bad wrap already, no need to drag them through the mud even more for something that directly opposes their actual beliefs and teachings, you know?

At 8/28/09 04:40 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Say, "Yo where's all the fit catholic schoolgirl bitches?" in a protestant church in Ireland.

Oh fuck... This is the worst, Especially with how bad the rivalry can be.

I'M CUMING!!

After Communion, Yell "These crackers suck shit!"

KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Like Mel Gibson in South Park.

"Have you heard about newgrounds?"

get out of God's house you and crawl back to hell

me: :'(