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Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:18 PM Reply

...now have scientific backing.

Apparently, some Canadians got SO bored, they decided to actually create a mathematical model on how a zombie outbreak would spread, and what would need to happen to contain it.

They concluded that the outbreak would have to be dealt with "quickly and aggressively" if it were to be contained. Any other method would not work, and spell the end of civilisation.

Or, to put it another way: Canadian mathematicians have WAY too much free time on their hands.

What I really want to know (besides why the fuck they thought this was worth doing) is why this is on the BBC's website. Hell, it was even on the TV for a little while! If that's not the criteria for a slow news week, I dunno what is.

Any Canadians want to share their views on where their tax dollars have gone this time?

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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:20 PM Reply

Canadians is the race in question.tfh


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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:21 PM Reply

That just better proves my theory that canadians are fucked up dickholes.


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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:22 PM Reply

Well Canada doesn't have an army, so they are able to spend the funds that every other country would use for weaponry on meaningless projects like this.


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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 04:35 PM Reply

im a canadian and i think that a few scientist became bored at work
nothing like this would have tax dollars spent on it


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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 04:37 PM Reply

How would they actually know what a zombie would DO though...

I'm pretty sure there are none yet...

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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 04:53 PM Reply

At 8/28/09 04:50 PM, zombiemaster69 wrote: waaaaaaaaay to much time on there hand

yep you can say that again.


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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 04:56 PM Reply

ITT: Bashing Canadians in general because a few individuals did a useless research.


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Response to Zombie survival strategies... Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 05:08 PM Reply

well zombies... is awesome


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