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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:42 AM

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"A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.
Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.
Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'
He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'
A spokesman for Haribo said the 'fun' packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany 2002 and added: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-
1209383/Fathers-outrage-pornographic-Har ibo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html

Another member of the political correctness police is raising his voice...

Don't expect intelligence.
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:44 AM

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The first one wasn't anything to get excited over but the second one really made me lol. If only I could acquire such candy.

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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:45 AM

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The man obviously isn't getting any from his wife, and is just incredibly bitter.

Give him some free sweets and tell him to fuck off.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:47 AM

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Some people really have nothing better to do in their spare time do they?

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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:48 AM

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That was hilarious. That is one horny lime. Seriously tho isn't the guy overreacting just a tad bit?

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At 8/28/09 07:45 AM, BrockManson wrote: The man obviously isn't getting any from his wife, and is just incredibly bitter.

Give him some free sweets and tell him to fuck off.

haha oh brock manson what would we do with out you?

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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:49 AM

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I'll just park my bricks here.

Fruity porn!

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At 8/28/09 07:49 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I'll just park my bricks here.

wow dude stop being such a bowl haircut. I bet your the type of guy who runs home from school and doesn't do his homework so you can play dig dug all day while you download your favorite Simpson episodes. Your the type of idiot i would see at taco bell at 3:00 morning with your junk hanging out listening to sweet home Alabama on your fake I-POD that you got at the flea market for 40 dollars from some old laddie who had an eye patch and a dog named scrunchy.


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Posted at: 8/28/09 08:02 AM

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I'd pay extra money to buy sweet's with nob nosed green fellows fucking various fruits. I feel that we are getting our money's worth, whats the problem?

At 8/28/09 07:42 AM, Eddyking wrote: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'"

How deliciously absurd.

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Posted at: 8/28/09 08:04 AM

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Someone has always got to try and ruin all the fun.

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I'm sure they just intended hugs and cuddles.

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At 8/28/09 07:57 AM, Skygee wrote: wow dude stop being such a bowl haircut....dog named scrunchy.

Incredible.

It's like...You wrote my auto-biography...

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Oh shit! I can't fucking breathe after seeing that picture!

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Posted at: 8/28/09 08:33 AM

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I'm sorry what?

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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:06 AM

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That's.... different..

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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:08 AM

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Fucking Daily Mail readers.


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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:09 AM

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It's okay... I was banned from Britain too.

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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:16 AM

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Old... saw those myself looooooong time ago, but still those are pretty fun ;3

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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:19 AM

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That "father" of two should go see a pyschologist ASAP.


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Wtf why is this threat made?


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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:46 AM

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ooooo sex candy, just what I need to spice up the gf

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This is why we can't have nice things

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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:51 AM

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Finally, someone else knows this :P

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Looks like even em' grumpy fellows also have sick twisted minds... That was meant to be something like the moment where the dad of a family gets home, then the kids jump onto him. Gosh.

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Posted at: 8/28/09 09:54 AM

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yiff in hell fruitfag?

wait.

the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.
if no picture exists, than please contradict this statement.

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Posted at: 8/28/09 10:03 AM

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And this guy is obviously a pimp. What a terrible influence for the children.

Fruity porn!

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Posted at: 8/28/09 10:06 AM

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irl fruit pron.

Fruity porn!

the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.
if no picture exists, than please contradict this statement.

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Posted at: 8/28/09 10:13 AM

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At 8/28/09 10:06 AM, SatanHam wrote: irl fruit pron.

Fetishist cartoon fruit pr0n.

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