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Posted at: 8/29/09 05:10 PM

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Then fucking do something about it.


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that happens when you eat too much puppies!

sorry man, but dont worry, i am a bit chubby too.

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Ok, if you want to lose weight, here's a good tip....stop going on Newgrounds and telling us how fat you are. If you really wanted to lose some weight, you'd get off your lazy ass, eat right, and get some exercise. If you set your mind to it, you can lose some weight.bet you anything this guy is probably trolling

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At 8/28/09 07:49 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote:
At 8/28/09 07:44 AM, BrockManson wrote:
At 8/28/09 07:31 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote: i might even commit suicide, idk. but yeah it's real fucking funny right? asshole
Can you find a rope that's strong enough?

For God sake do you expect us all to pat you on the head and say 'there there'? Get off your fat arse and go for a walk. Or how about when you feel hungry between meals, eat an apple or a banana rather than a tube of pringles.
but i cant do that. fruit and vegetables taste disgusting to me. most likely because my taste buds are fucked or something... just another thing im cursed with. *sigh* i fucking hate my life. this is bullshit. ive been fat ever since i was like 7. i think it's my cursed metabolism. the only think i can grasp for hope is that it will shift as i grow older.

i swear if i dont lose weight by the time im 21 im fucking done. ill fucking kill god when i see him

Okay kid listen I felt bad for you at first cause I understand how hard it is to lose weight but now you're just being lazy. LIFE IS NOT EASY. Who cares if something taste disgusting, if its good for you eat it. Don't you dare say I don't know what its like because I have been fat. I have lost the weight and gotten it back again and lost it again, hell I've started to get it back recently so I'm gonna start walking instead of driving to places. My advise is START. The hardest part is starting. Once you start its easy you can keep it going and never stop if you put yourself to it. Stop blaming everything on everyone else. Its not your taste buds, everyone hates the food but they eat it anyways cause its good for you. You can even get used to it and start to like it or find a way to make it tasty yourself without making it fattening! Put some peanut butter on whatever it is or a reasonable amount of salt. Stop blaming it on your genes, yeah sure it might be your genes you might have a very low metabolism but you know what if you visit a doctor and stick to a diet it won't matter! Unless your parents are extremely obese I doubt that it is impossible. Lastly exercising is hard trust me I know I hate doing it. Pick a sport you like. You can join some team that isn't very competitive or join some group with kids like yourself and lose weight with others. I'm sorry that some people are being real jerks on here but you know what your being a jerk too. Get up and TRY!

Also one of the best things you can do is to not have junk food in your house at all. Don't buy it and when you crave it at home you won't be able to get at it. Simple as that.


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I've always felt for people with slow metabolisms, but then again, I think they're just funny to laugh at.

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You don't seem to want to change.
You're overweight and, while a few people here are less than sympathetic, you keep making excuses when someone gives you the kind of advice an overweight person needs. Instead you restate your case to wallow in your self-pity. You can't make someone change unless they want to or truly, truly realize they will die of what they are/doing. It's the stuff of addicts, and you don't seem to want to change. All you want is for people to feel sorry for you. You know how to change yourself and your unwilling to do it.
So whatever. Go be unhappy. Or, you could get therapy because you obviously also have anger issues and other esteem issues that lie deeper than your weight.


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Im a little overweight, people tell me im not fat, but i find it hard to beleive and that's resulted in me not having much self esteem. And to all these idiots calling this guy a 'fat-ass' or 'deserves it' or whatever, at least he had the guts to post a thread about it.
But seriously, at least you aren't this man.

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I dont understand, ive been doing good lately. im participating in activities and running now. i still have a long way to go. i probably could use some therapy as well though. but just wanted to drop by and let you all know what's going on.


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Play football and be a lineman. They'll fucking love you because you're a big guy, and you'll get decent exercise. Everyone wins.

I may or may not have been high when I made this post.


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At 8/28/09 07:10 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote: i hate being overweight guys. it fucking sucks. i never want to do anything because im a fat sack of doodoo. i cant help that i eat a lot it is my appetite, more like a disease and i have equal rights just like any other person.

can anybody feel me here?

Replace mcdonalds or burgerking with subway. Instead of eating frosted sugar cookings get fruits and shit. Having a huge appetite isnt wrong and dosent make you fat. I have one to but I eat healthy. Get started on a weight loss program. Mabye snap fitness or go out for a sport. I used to be a fat fuck to but I got in shape. Wasnt very hard either (at first it was). And once you get in decent shape keep up a daily exercise program by running a mile every day or something of the sort.


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you have a big appetite? well instead of eating a lot of junk food east a lot of fruit and veg instead

u'll gradually lose weight and be able to exercise and when you can exercise

don't buy junk food anymore.

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How do we know that you aren't some sort of anorexia patient who THINKS he is overweight, but who in fact weighs 40 kilos or something? Sorry I don't do pounds..

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At 8/28/09 07:26 AM, TooManyPuppies wrote: no guys im unable to do that. i just cant... its hopeless. its reached a point where its impossible for me to lose any weight at all. oh well, ill just eat myself to death. u kno doing what i do best.

i appreciate the sympathy though guys, you have no fucking clue what it's like to live like this.

so you have tryed a docter?


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It's ok i got this...

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Set a rule for the calories you can take in a day, and give yourself a cut for each and every single calories you overtake.

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Hey, I lost 20 pounds on just walking every where and not getting rides from my parents. It's easy man. I lost a couple of waste sizes too. Just stop making excuses and do it man. Work out to. I do that now. Hoping to get to a 34 size till December. I got fat over last year. Just go for it and don't look back. Just say no when you see fatty foods like Mcie D's and shit.

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I have a question, have you ever fondled you manboobs?


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At 8/30/09 10:42 PM, TooManyPuppies wrote: I dont understand, ive been doing good lately. im participating in activities and running now. i still have a long way to go. i probably could use some therapy as well though. but just wanted to drop by and let you all know what's going on.

That's more like it young man, keep up the effort and you'll really make a difference.

Don't expect immediate results, but you should feel a little more spritely now that you're exercising a little.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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Perhaps you could give exercise and proper diet a shot?

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