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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:10 AM
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Ok. So. I work in one of those little multiservice booths you see in malls. Fixing watches. I came into work this morning, put down my bag and.....wow. A puddle of cum. I didn't leave that there last night.
In the middle of a shopping mall, 8:30am.... a puddle of cum on my counter. I called my boss, informed him of my unfortunate situation and went home,
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
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So you got the day off?
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:11 AM
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Having a wank on people's desks in the only pleasure I have left. Arsehole.
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I'd love to see the surveillance footage.
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:12 AM
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Maybe you didn't fix someone's watch right and they "came" back for revenge or something?
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:14 AM
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You're a watchmaker?
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:15 AM
At 8/28/09 07:11 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: I'd love to see the surveillance footage.
So would i infact. It was a big load too.
Fucking right I got the day off. Dealing with sex crimes before noon is not something I get paid for.
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:18 AM
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that is...funny...
but anyways...i think ur boss need to look into it more, cuz it's bad for that to happen in the first place
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:20 AM
I hope it happens again tommorow so I can take pictures.
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:21 AM
At 8/28/09 07:20 AM, Enoll wrote: I hope it happens again tommorow so I can take pictures.
It can be arranged.
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:22 AM
Probably just a stupid question but how did you know it was cum? I'm pretty sure you didn't try to taste it or nothing, so was it the smell or something? Hell it could have been tapiocca(sp). They look about the same.
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:33 AM
At 8/28/09 07:22 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: Probably just a stupid question but how did you know it was cum?
Well, firstly, I know what fucking cum looks like. Secondly, there was a pube or two. Seriously....
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:35 AM
How did you not get a picture of that? Don't you have a cellphone?
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:37 AM
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Drink it. Don't be wasteful, dude.
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:39 AM
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lolwtf!
no really, lolwtf!!!!
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:40 AM
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If I seen cum on the bar top I'd laugh my ass off, then get the strongest bleach money can buy.
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Phone the police? Get it DNA tested?
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A puddle of AIDS?
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:48 AM
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hey i was at the mall today and i came all over some dudes watch stand
o shi-
Posted at: 8/28/09 07:50 AM
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Blogpost? D= . Needs pics too.
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:53 AM
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Just because somebody made a love explosion in your work booth doesn't mean you have to be pessimistic about it.
It was a big puddle of love.
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Posted at: 8/28/09 07:56 AM
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Ohhh... That was YOUR desk...
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Posted at: 8/28/09 08:03 AM
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Strangely arousing situation.
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Posted at: 8/28/09 08:04 AM
At 8/28/09 07:40 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: A puddle of AIDS?
Not every puddle of cum is riddling with AIDS. Apparently.
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At 8/28/09 07:12 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: Maybe you didn't fix someone's watch right and they "came" back for revenge or something?
FAIL
Posted at: 8/28/09 08:43 AM
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You should've taken pics, as a clusterfuck of people above me are suggesting. Also, are you sure that wasn't you?
Posted at: 8/28/09 08:44 AM
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I know a guy who once took a dump in is headmasters drawer.
It's not that uncommon.
Humans are vulgar.
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Posted at: 8/28/09 08:45 AM
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Why didn't you just wipe it off and get to work?
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Posted at: 8/28/09 08:48 AM
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At 8/28/09 07:10 AM, Enoll wrote: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
hire me, and ill guarantee a load of cum in ur coffee, on your cars door handle, in your sock, and yes, even on your counter.
the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic. if no picture exists, than please contradict this statement.
Posted at: 8/28/09 08:51 AM
At 8/28/09 08:04 AM, DumbassDude wrote: At 8/28/09 07:40 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: A puddle of AIDS?Not every puddle of cum is riddling with AIDS. Apparently.
It's obvious that I was merely jesting with the poor lad.
Next time an incident similar to this one occurs, I will give thee a warning of said jesting.
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