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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 18:35:30 Reply

mother?
trust me, the will stop.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 18:39:56 Reply

have you ever seen ED offended?


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the more you hate it, the stronger it gets

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 18:42:09 Reply

At 8/28/09 06:39 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: have you ever seen ED offended?

*Facepalm* Irrelevant to the topic.


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 18:59:18 Reply

At 8/28/09 06:42 PM, tobi0 wrote:
At 8/28/09 06:39 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: have you ever seen ED offended?
*Facepalm* Irrelevant to the topic.

no...ask that during sex
i dont see how that ends up being irrelevant


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 19:00:12 Reply

At 8/28/09 06:59 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:
At 8/28/09 06:42 PM, tobi0 wrote:
At 8/28/09 06:39 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: have you ever seen ED offended?
*Facepalm* Irrelevant to the topic.
no...ask that during sex
i dont see how that ends up being irrelevant

Your a clever bastard.


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 19:01:48 Reply

I wasn't wearing a condom when we were finished.


cherry garcia: its like having an angel cum in your mouth

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 19:02:24 Reply

At 8/28/09 06:39 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: have you ever seen ED offended?

How could anyone find brutally killing kittens fun. I just couldn't take it.


The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 19:22:36 Reply

At 8/28/09 07:02 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:
At 8/28/09 06:39 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: have you ever seen ED offended?
How could anyone find brutally killing kittens fun. I just couldn't take it.

the kittens where the only part that truely got me, some of the stuff i laughed

sry

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:04:31 Reply

"You are tighter than your sister."


CAREFREE WHEREVER I MAY BE

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:23:14 Reply

"Good lordy, Is that your PENIS?"


I am the all the one and the master of the lulz...those who deny my mastery of lulz shall be smittin with a brick in there pants I give no mercy, no quarter, no rights.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:27:15 Reply

"where do babies come from?"

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:27:40 Reply

Hey I came out of one of these once!


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:29:52 Reply

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" (During climax)

or

"FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAV" (during climax)


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:31:19 Reply

Wow, it's much funner when they're voluntary!


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:39:21 Reply

"I'm a Cum'n Jesus!"


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:42:31 Reply

Before insertion: Do you mind keeping that picture of your mom up

While your fucking ; OMG if it wasn't for me remembering that picture of Bruce Bringstein without a shirt, i dont think i could have pulled this off.

After you ejaculate : I have aids

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:50:19 Reply

Before Insertion: I just came
After Sex: Just to let you know, the condom broke.


|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 20:51:57 Reply

"Did you know that Rig is a mod once more?"


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 21:05:39 Reply

Hang in there, baby, I've gotta check my emails.

That'll kill the mood
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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 21:09:25 Reply

AFTER: Good job!

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 21:13:16 Reply

Yell 'KHAAAAAAAAN!' at insertion and don't stop until you're done.


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 21:16:02 Reply

I Love You.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 21:19:15 Reply

I wish you had a dick.


You laughing at me? YOU LAUGHING AT THE BEST!

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 21:24:56 Reply

Do a barrel roll!


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 21:25:27 Reply

"mom, your doing it wrong"

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-28 22:13:48 Reply

"Have I seen you before?"


Clicky, clicky!
^ No seriously; your mouse will thank you for it :D

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-29 07:17:49 Reply

"Shut up, or it's going in your ass."

(Five minutes later)

"Shut up or it's going in your eye socket."


"I'm in love with UberCream." - Max Gilardi.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-29 07:32:03 Reply

"Let me put on my wizard hat and magic robe..." Before.
"I USE MANA RESERVES" During
" Sing the FF wining theme " After


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-29 07:32:57 Reply

At 8/29/09 07:17 AM, UberCream wrote: "Shut up, or it's going in your ass."

(Five minutes later)

"Shut up or it's going in your eye socket."

Actually, I do that routine backwards.


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. 2009-08-29 07:36:36 Reply

"What's your account level on NG!?"