The 90s

[Britkid]

Why was everyone so fucking ugly?

That's right: you know what I'm talking about. All those TV images of ugly children with braces and bad skin in bad light, before thank god we learnt how to paper over the cracks and pretend like these things don't exist. You were ugly in the 90s. You fucking know it. You had a bad haircut (maybe greasy curtains) and an annoying voice. I was ugly then too. It was an ugly decade. For those of you born this decade, you're on Newgrounds at the age of nine so you must be heading towards 90s ugliness levels. 'Grats.

Tune in tomorrow, when I talk to you about 80s kids. Pricks with afros or bad earrings.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

[milinko959]

At least it wasn't perfectly groomed like to 00's

[Proottalfain]

We were ugly because it was our mothers who chose how we dressed and what our haircuts would be.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

I was born in 89. I have no home. I didn't have time to fall in with the 80s' bad fashion choices, but the 90s would never take me as their own. I'm an outcast. The lone wolf.

[chubbthehippo]

At 8/27/09 09:09 PM, Britkid wrote: For those of you born this decade, you're on Newgrounds at the age of nine so you must be heading towards 90s ugliness levels.

Wouldn't that mean you're between the ages 10-19?

[Britkid]

At 8/27/09 09:15 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Wouldn't that mean you're between the ages 10-19?

This decade, as in the one we are living in now. The one with laser burning and a lack of offensive photos in magazines.

[Struggle]

I only got up to the age of 7 while in the 90s, so any ugliness i had can be blamed on my mother for dressing me that way.

[JKMonkey]

I was born in 87 so I missed the fugly decade by 3 years.

[shabbo]

90% of NG users dont know what your talking about.

[thelittleemo]

At 8/27/09 09:42 PM, shabbo wrote: 90% of NG users dont know what your talking about.

Yeah...I was quite lost.

[chickenpenus]

fuck you the 90s were awsome

[architecture]

The 90s were infinitely cooler than the 00's.

[TMM43]

You're going to be saying the same thing about the 00's in 5 years.

[TheLameSauce]

the chase. it's a movie from 1994. it has both the incredibly attractive kristy swanson and the incredibly attractive charlie sheen. also henry rollins. i rest my case.

[JoeSomebody2]

What is "ugly" or "pretty" is simply changing with the times. Just look at porn. Many of the popular women of those days don't compare to what many of us would see as attractive today.

[qazuni]

try taking the airbrushing off of someone today and the picture wont be that pretty either.

[shabbo]

At 8/27/09 09:49 PM, thelittleemo wrote:

At 8/27/09 09:42 PM, shabbo wrote: 90% of NG users dont know what your talking about.

Yeah...I was quite lost.

Fail.

[Funzo123]

Wind back 10 year's. The 80's were the shit. The best music came from then.

[unowned]

you prefer people to look unreal

watch the olympics in HD, pretty

[Sensationalism]

At 8/27/09 09:42 PM, shabbo wrote: 90% of NG users dont know what your talking about.

Oh noooo. I hope it's much less than that!!

[Shawn]

I miss the 90's if you couldn't tell from my sigg the 90's was great when we had real tv not this crap we have today of course you find we dressed funny back then but 10 years from now someone is going to say you dressed funny...

[qazuni]

At 8/27/09 10:15 PM, Funzo123 wrote: Wind back 10 year's. The 80's were the shit. The best music came from then.

quite true, but we cant forget about the '60s and '70s.

the world was doing pretty food there for about 30 years or so.

[Sekhem]

At 8/27/09 10:29 PM, qazuni wrote:

At 8/27/09 10:15 PM, Funzo123 wrote: Wind back 10 year's. The 80's were the shit. The best music came from then.

quite true, but we cant forget about the '60s and '70s.

the world was doing pretty food there for about 30 years or so.

doing pretty food indeed

my father was fond of potatoes and melons

[awkward-silence]

First off, every style looks crappy when its 15 years later, secondly most the people on this website have no room to talk. As a rule of thumb if you want to talk the 90's you need to be able to buy a drink at a bar.

I know that Kris-Kross will make you Jump! Jump!
I know Where the Groove is! (Its in the heart)
I still remember ALL the steps to the fucking Macarena.
I remember the East Coast/West Coast feud ending (spawning a decade of flavorless rap)

If you fail these qualifications then stick to talking about.
"Hey, imagine terrible we will think of skinny jeans will seem in 5 years."
"OMG! I'll just burn all my pictures now!"

Remember today's fashion icons are tomorrow's laughing stock

[ZagmenO]

Is it just me, or did they dress 20x worse in the sitcoms than people did in reality during the 90's?

[KillerCRS]

I was born in 1993.

I remember the ugly and disgusting children of the TV commercials.

[CheezNapkin]

People in the 90s never took showerz

[Bryan]

The 90's were pretty cool. I guess.

[awkward-silence]

At 8/27/09 10:43 PM, KillerCRS wrote: I was born in 1993.
I remember the ugly and disgusting children of the TV commercials.

So what your earliest memories are 1997? You have no idea what you preach.

[rome-lherison]

Every decade has its horrible fads. So calm the fuck down and gtfoh