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At 8/26/09 06:47 PM, Toukeman wrote: Gastly used Lick.

Its super effective!

He just paralyzed my Kadabra, put my Kadabra to sleep, and used curse, along with dream eater. I hate Gastly/Haunter/Gengar whatever

At 8/26/09 06:38 PM, Tramps wrote: How did the dangerous move 'Vine Whip' make you think about this thread? There's nothing slightly erotic about being whipped brutally by a grass pokemon. Hearing every cry has they snap against the skin. Sweat dripping down from their foreheads and antlers as they take it like a fucking man.

agreed, what is sexy about a woman with no pants begging to spanked harder by the painful leathery bite of the hot, delicious vine whip?

At 8/26/09 07:08 PM, homor wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:38 PM, Tramps wrote: How did the dangerous move 'Vine Whip' make you think about this thread? There's nothing slightly erotic about being whipped brutally by a grass pokemon. Hearing every cry has they snap against the skin. Sweat dripping down from their foreheads and antlers as they take it like a fucking man.

agreed, what is sexy about a woman with no pants begging to spanked harder by the painful leathery bite of the hot, delicious vine whip?

that isn't the original picture. Also, to Chubbsthehippo, or whatever, I own all the Pokemon games 8|

At 8/26/09 06:50 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:48 PM, SirWolfy wrote: ROM is perfectly legal

Bullshit, have fun in prison.

I'll get gay yiff in prison.
:THAT'S RIGHT BITCH

At 8/26/09 07:10 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: that isn't the original picture.

who the fuck cares?

Giggly Puff would be perfect, like rohynol

At 8/26/09 08:10 PM, MetaKnightPWNS wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:39 PM, Gagsy wrote: Harden.

LOL Dick-lett used Harden! XD

Also, Diglett caught red handed!

Uhh, no.

Penis whip, or Rape Attack.

At 8/26/09 06:38 PM, fastdrew wrote: Pokemon is a kids game.
The chances of finding any thing remotely related to sex in a Nintendo Game are lower than your wishes of beating up Miley Cyrus becoming true.

Play Diamond or Pearl, go to the Solaceon Ruins, read the walls that have words on it. It subtly states that sex makes babies. "When one life touches another a new life is born" or something like that.

At 8/26/09 08:30 PM, Chdonga wrote:

Play Diamond or Pearl, go to the Solaceon Ruins, read the walls that have words on it. It subtly states that sex makes babies. "When one life touches another a new life is born" or something like that.

So unown make babies? HOLY SHIT! THAT SOUNDS FUCKING HOT.

This porno brought to you by, the letter A

camel toe grab

cum explosion

dick smack

uber rape

Pokémon?! And evil things?!? And this wasn't posted?!?!

Shame on you, NG, shame on you.

At 8/26/09 06:49 PM, Gagsy wrote: Quick Rhydon, use Horn Drill!

Haha, Double Battle, Tentacruel used Constrict. Rhydon used Horn Drill. Misty is Ko'd.

At 8/26/09 06:35 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: Why aren't their rapist in Pokemon. I know its a kid game, and there is more rule34 of pokemon than there is bible, but, lets talk about what a rapist would use...

So guys/girls/things, what would be a favored move of a "Pokemon Rapist?"

tentacle ooof fury!

Or THUNNNDER COCK!

Tail Whip

wut?

ED LOL

i feel Obligated to post something like this.

Give Pokemon a break.

At 8/27/09 04:15 AM, Haoie wrote: Give Pokemon a break.

Give the twelve-year olds on Pokemon a break.

Sheesh, exaggeration is the order of the day, isn't it, tits?

At 8/26/09 08:10 PM, MetaKnightPWNS wrote:
Also, Diglett caught red handed!

Somehow I feel that this is bound to happen one day.

Also, pound.

seems like newgrounders aren't interested with rape jokes anymore. Dawning of a new boring age.

He would use Charm.

Using constrict with Tentacruel. It isn't hard to figure out the imagery here.

Or vine whip (Evil Dead moment)

A rapist would obviously travel around the Pokemon universe in a black van, using his delicious candy to capture Pokemon. His moves would include lamp to face, knife, flash (as in genitals), beard stroke, and more as he gains molestation points. The ultimate move to use against him would be call to CBS studios where shortly after Chris Hansenmon would show up and jail his ass. That is the story of Pokepedomon.

Oh, you were talking to me?

While you're in the shower, I'm gonna Pikachu.
When you're off to bed sleeping...I'm gonna slowpoke you...
And when you realize it, Then I'LL BEEDRILL YOU!

At 8/26/09 06:37 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: You're fucking sick.

he's a fucking genius :D

a water pokemon..enema...misty.....
I WIN >:D

Most people go out and do significant things, or at least things of some worth, when they're bored. It's good to see you use your spare time wisely.

god...why am i a part opf this thread?!?!?!

At 8/26/09 06:37 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Probably that Sleep Powder move or something Paralysing, seeing as he would have all the time to commit his act.

Why do all the work? Confuse Ray.

gettin' kinky with Metronome.
God this is so stupid.