Ever since I got out of military school I have been trolling people IRL and all of the methods I use to do it would get me shot or stabbed to death if I was caught, but luckily I am a fast runner and fast enough to always get away.
When using a restroom in a public place, I would shove the people using the urinals into the wall hard enough that they'd piss on themselves, they would get stock raving mad but they wouldn't have enough time to get their penises back in their pants before I had completely dipped.
While riding my bike in Atlanta, I would pass a black person and shout n***** in their ear before peddling away as fast as I could.
On Peachtree Road in Atlanta, there is a stretch of sidewalk with benches that lots of bums sleep on, whenever I walked along it I would quickly snatch their shoes off and throw them into the street.
I used to walk around downtown a lot and ended up with bags of trash full of wrappers from food I had eaten that day. Every time a bum motherfucker asked me for money I'd say "all I have is this Publix sub" and hand the bag of trash to them.
Every time a crackhead came at me with a hand full of change and told me they need a little bit a extra money fo a bus ride, I would interrupt them as they were talking and say "I need some change, oh thanks" and snatch it out of their hands, sometimes I'd even hand it to a bum next to them.
The night after Christmas my store had a Christmas candy close out sale, everything piece of candy with a Christmas theme on it was 25 cents, so I bought 30 pounds of it and threw massive chocolate Santas at people in Atlanta from my car windows, my friend hit a baby on the head.