Ever since I got out of military school I have been trolling people IRL and all of the methods I use to do it would get me shot or stabbed to death if I was caught, but luckily I am a fast runner and fast enough to always get away.
When using a restroom in a public place, I would shove the people using the urinals into the wall hard enough that they'd piss on themselves, they would get stock raving mad but they wouldn't have enough time to get their penises back in their pants before I had completely dipped.
While riding my bike in Atlanta, I would pass a black person and shout n***** in their ear before peddling away as fast as I could.
On Peachtree Road in Atlanta, there is a stretch of sidewalk with benches that lots of bums sleep on, whenever I walked along it I would quickly snatch their shoes off and throw them into the street.
I used to walk around downtown a lot and ended up with bags of trash full of wrappers from food I had eaten that day. Every time a bum motherfucker asked me for money I'd say "all I have is this Publix sub" and hand the bag of trash to them.
Every time a crackhead came at me with a hand full of change and told me they need a little bit a extra money fo a bus ride, I would interrupt them as they were talking and say "I need some change, oh thanks" and snatch it out of their hands, sometimes I'd even hand it to a bum next to them.
The night after Christmas my store had a Christmas candy close out sale, everything piece of candy with a Christmas theme on it was 25 cents, so I bought 30 pounds of it and threw massive chocolate Santas at people in Atlanta from my car windows, my friend hit a baby on the head.
My friends and I knew a guy who used to do stuff like that.
We hated him, and eventually stopped talking to him altogether.
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That's not trolling, that's called being a fucking prick. There's a difference.
Sounds pretty cool.
Have you tried stabbing people?
Words fail to describe your idiocy.
that isnt trolling, thats just being a complete fucking douchebag.
and i would never touch homeless people. ever.
If TightRope is still alive in one hour, I blow up a hospital.
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You're the biggest douchebag alive on Newgrounds.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
At 8/26/09 03:15 PM, TOEZ wrote: You're the biggest douchebag alive on Newgrounds.
HAHAHAHA omg I love all these hateful ass responses.
At 8/26/09 03:17 PM, TightRope wrote:At 8/26/09 03:15 PM, TOEZ wrote: You're the biggest douchebag alive on Newgrounds.HAHAHAHA omg I love all these hateful ass responses.
I don't even believe in God, but tonight before I go to bed I'm going to PRAY that the next guy you push in a urinal is one of the black guys you rode past and yelled the "n" word at one day, and he won't even care about putting his penis away. He'll just beat you with it. He'll beat the fuck out of you with his cock. And kill you. That's what I want to happen.
Trust me, I know your type.
Your day is coming.
Fucker.
johnbarbee.blogspot.com
Yeah dude, I know what you mean. Sometimes I am a complete douchebag too.
I love camping at the respawn points in hospitals waiting for a baby to spawn. When they are given to their mother I kick them in the face.
When I see a bum I take him to a secluded area telling him he can find crack and weed in the middle of the woods. Then I tell him I'm going to my secret spot but instead I just leave him there after taking all of his money he gave me for the "drugs".
I'm so cool.
That's not really trolling IRL, that's being a super douche.
At 8/26/09 03:17 PM, TightRope wrote:At 8/26/09 03:15 PM, TOEZ wrote: You're the biggest douchebag alive on Newgrounds.HAHAHAHA omg I love all these hateful ass responses.
Well get ready to bathe in them.
I mean, trolling IRL just doesn't make sense to me.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
You sound like an asshole.
The only thing you did right is taking money from crackheads. The rest is just plain being a dick.
Forget
At 8/26/09 03:05 PM, JohnDrawInfinity wrote: My friends and I knew a guy who used to do stuff like that.
We hated him, and eventually stopped talking to him altogether.
There are plenty of people who troll in real life because they think it is oh so funny to piss people off. Little do they know that one day what they do could become life threatening if done to the wrong person and the wrong place.
you know another good way to troll irl is to have your grandma....
oh wai-
At 8/26/09 03:28 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: you know another good way to troll irl is to have your grandma....
oh wai-
...touch his sperm!?
Like omg I was totally thinking the same thing ; )
johnbarbee.blogspot.com
Wow, you sound like a real douchebag.
At 8/26/09 03:29 PM, JohnDrawInfinity wrote:At 8/26/09 03:28 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: you know another good way to troll irl is to have your grandma.......touch his sperm!?
oh wai-
Like omg I was totally thinking the same thing ; )
I threw up a little in my mouth when I read this.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
At 8/26/09 03:30 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Wow, you sound like a real douchebag.
It is all justified!
I just bring up touchy local subjects.
Like hillsborough, and slag it off, saying it was fuck all.
Man this guy's trolling all of you guys good.
At 8/26/09 03:03 PM, TightRope wrote: my friend hit a baby on the head.
you know that Baby is probably dead right now.
or if not dead, its probably brain damaged for the rest of it's life.
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
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By talking about how he trolls people IRL, the OP has just trolled everyone in this thread.
It's sort of clever.
The reason why this bothers me so much is because we all used to know this guy named Jacob, but his nickname was One Glove because he though it was cool to wear one glove all the time.
His hobby was peeing on people and their belongings.
Or there was also this time that he stole my cell phone and sent, "I fucking hate you. Don't ever talk to me again." to every person in my phone including my girlfriend and grandparents.
Oh yeah, and he blew his nose on people's shirts.
Wherever he is now,
he's smelly and has a big ugly beard and he's a fuck.
Damn.
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