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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:18 PM
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i wuz..i always thought there were aligators n whatnot down there....
and when i was in kindergarten..i fell through one during our 'feild trip' it was fucking scary ):
how bout' you NG's? you ascared of outhouses? anything bad ever happen in one?
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:19 PM
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no, because when I was a kid we had this thing called indoor plumbing and had no need for an outhouse.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:21 PM
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At 8/25/09 10:19 PM, JKMonkey wrote: no, because when I was a kid we had this thing called indoor plumbing and had no need for an outhouse.
i too have indoor plumbing although outhouses are usually really gross
Posted at: 8/25/09 10:23 PM
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I've seen houses with them. I would rather squat in the woods to be honest if I had to poo.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:24 PM
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No.
But now, when I think about it, falling into that shit-and-piss-filled blue abyss and not being able to get out...
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:25 PM
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I still am. There was this movie I watched about outhouses, can't remember the name (might have actually been called "Outhouse"), where a woman goes into an outhouse and gets her legs cut off by something that lives underneath it and has a buzzsaw for a tail or arm or something. I'm never using an outhouse again.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:27 PM
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I live in civilization and we have these cool things called toilets and indoor plumbing bro.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:28 PM
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Yes. They're disgusting. I don't know why people back then just didn't go in the woods or something.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:29 PM
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Well... I was fortunate enough to not live in a shack in the middle of the woods, so I never had to worry about that sort of thing.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:30 PM
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Nope.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:44 PM
At 8/25/09 10:30 PM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: Nope.
your short answer makes my thread cry
Posted at: 8/25/09 10:46 PM
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Yes, which reminds me that I actually have an outhouse behind my house (old house, built before indoor plumbing I suppose).
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:49 PM
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No you see, I live in a place with tec- *realizes Hillbillies are too undereducated to understand Technology.* I live in a place with Magic stuff! We have flying machines, talking and moving Picture boxes and Indoor plumbing. All operated by Magic!
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:50 PM
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I've always had a fear someone would lock me in and the only way to get out would be to jump in and swim out.
Posted at: 8/25/09 10:51 PM
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I brought my friend up in gradeschool and he was scared of the outhouse. He didn't shit all weekend. He was scared of the dirtbike too. He made the whole weekend lame.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:52 PM
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No, I never used them. But when camping I sometimes get scared.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 10:57 PM
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At 8/25/09 10:51 PM, Me-Patch wrote: I brought my friend up in gradeschool and he was scared of the outhouse. He didn't shit all weekend. He was scared of the dirtbike too. He made the whole weekend lame.
someone did on a grade 11 camping trip that lasted 2 weeks, he said it felt good when he got home and took a shit
also during that camping trip someone took a shit all over the outhouse seat, sit down faggot
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Posted at: 8/25/09 11:21 PM
At 8/25/09 10:57 PM, unowned wrote: also during that camping trip someone took a shit all over the outhouse seat, sit down faggot
Maybe they were drunk.
Posted at: 8/25/09 11:23 PM
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At 8/25/09 10:27 PM, Brass wrote: I live in civilization and we have these cool things called toilets and indoor plumbing bro.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 11:25 PM
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At 8/25/09 10:18 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i wuz..i always thought there were aligators n whatnot down there.... and when i was in kindergarten..i fell through one during our 'feild trip' it was fucking scary ): how bout' you NG's? you ascared of outhouses? anything bad ever happen in one?
You fell in and got covered in shit? HAHAHAHA!
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Posted at: 8/25/09 11:26 PM
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I always avoid it. Gotta piss, i take a tree. Gotta shit, i go under water in the lake.
It takes a man to push out a shit against the pressure of the water pushing back against you.
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Posted at: 8/25/09 11:27 PM
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Posted at: 8/25/09 11:35 PM
we were camping witha school, but there were other drugs
Posted at: 8/26/09 12:41 AM
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The only time I use an outhouse is when I'm with my family up north in Minnesota. But that is only when we go out to this one lake to swim. We once found part of a dock floating in the water. We sumo-ed on top of that shit.
Also we brought that heavy stuff on shore. If there is one thing I hate about swimming in a lake is underwater reeds.
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Posted at: 8/26/09 12:45 AM
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At 8/25/09 10:18 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i wuz..i always thought there were aligators n whatnot down there.... and when i was in kindergarten..i fell through one during our 'feild trip' it was fucking scary ):
Jesus fuck, you fell into an outhouse?! You mean into the fucking toilet?!
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Posted at: 8/26/09 12:50 AM
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Im afraid of portapoties (samething) because one time i saw a shit in the urinal. Sorry to say I had to hold my ass for a week at camp. It hurt too poo after that.
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Posted at: 8/26/09 02:52 AM
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If you mean a true outhouse, meaning there's a hole in the ground and a wooden structure built over it that you shit in then yes and no...
Ever since encountering a brown recluse in one I've been overly cautious and tend to use the "hover technique" when shitting in one. Port-o-Johns are a different story.
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Posted at: 8/26/09 02:57 AM
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One of my cousins used to have an outhouse and it had an actual toilet seat embedded in wooden chair and a bucket underneath. Also there was a bucket of sawdust to keep the smell out and it was quite good and kept pretty clean. My outhouse on the other hand is similar, but full of red backed spiders and never used because I have an indoor toilet as well.
Posted at: 8/26/09 03:48 AM
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No, but some ass hat stole my gamboy ( the red and white striped one too,,, ) and threw it into one when i was like 5 or so, my mom got into a fight with said childs parents and had to call the cops, :D
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Posted at: 8/26/09 03:52 AM
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Outhouses nope.. Just a crapper in the woods.
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