zOmBeh!

[crazygiraffe]

well i mentioned this in a thread about web comics but it was to shitty of a thread to post anything so let's start this off with a cover/teaser
zorry i messed up the vector so it has a blank backround but i didn't want to do it again
mostly cause i exported it as a picture but didn't save the file:(
anyways all rights of the series go to mestory and illustrations by me and so forth

[MeMB]

Damn, that's a real teaser right there. I sure want to see more of this incredible art!

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/25/09 09:37 PM, MeMB wrote: Damn, that's a real teaser right there. I sure want to see more of this incredible art!

i'm guessing this is sarcasm
it's not the best i know but i suck at making everything a solid black cause i forget and add details :(
i'm not happy with the first commic so i'm doing a redraw i am however satisfied with the others so it won't be a problem

and if that wasn't sarcasm then thanks but it's not near my best

[Daverom]

I'm sorry but if ZOMBIES wasn't on there or in the thread name, I would never have known.
I gotta agree with MemB on this, this isn't making me wanna stick around and read more. It's a stick with a ball on it, and scribbles.

I always think Fonzy when I see zombehs, zombEhs

[ReNaeNae]

At 8/25/09 09:31 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: illustrations by me and so forth

Now, normally, I would delete this and pm you to tell you to spend more time on your 'art'... and you would reply with how 'fucking stupid' I am and give me reasons/excuses for why things look the way they do (like you've already done here). BUT... in the spirit of 'communication' and 'understand', I'm just gonna leave this thread for a bit. Let's see what the rest of the art forum has to say about your 'art'.

Giraffe season is now open ;D

[Tommy-Gun]

I'm curious as to know how long this took you to make.

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/25/09 10:27 PM, Tommy-Gun wrote: I'm curious as to know how long this took you to make.

the logo took me the longest but it's useless cause i un-vectored it
can someone vector the logo for me Kthnkz
anyway thnx for no lock i like to post a not so interesting pick and description first to see if anyone cares. so heres the opening and i'm gonna stop putting text in my art cause it's always illegible
so heres what it says.
ched was walking home, but he took the back way instead.
was stabbed 3 times in the back of the head
the funneral was short but no tear was sparred
so ched layed there filled with despair
normally he would lay there and drift off to bliss,
but ched wants revenge, ched, is pissed
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so the story follows ched, a zombie, seeking revenge for his death amongst the living
the problem is ched is viewed as a monster due to holywood slandering, and has no choice but to "deal" with anyone who gets in his way, before he died, he got a glimpse of his killer so now he only has to find one man in a million
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this about par with my normal drawing of him but the up close of his head is sub par in my mind
so by his front profile is just a tiny bit under the normal quality that you'll find
also please note that i will be using a scanner for the most part so the pictures don't look squished cause it's taken at an angle

[J-qb]

At 8/26/09 12:04 AM, crazygiraffe wrote: this about par with my normal drawing of him but the up close of his head is sub par in my mind
so by his front profile is just a tiny bit under the normal quality that you'll find
also please note that i will be using a scanner for the most part so the pictures don't look squished cause it's taken at an angle

This one is okay drawing wise, I just wished youd put the text in digitally. Its just unreadable and messy now.

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/26/09 06:02 AM, J-qb wrote: This one is okay drawing wise, I just wished youd put the text in digitally. Its just unreadable and messy now.

i dows <:(
but i don't have photoshop so if i put it in using paint it would look noobish

[SirNightOwl]

I'll put 10 bucks down that a retarded kitten could best you in an art contest. Blindfolded.

[ReNaeNae]

At 8/26/09 02:31 PM, crazygiraffe wrote:

At 8/26/09 02:30 PM, SirNightOwl wrote: I'll put 10 bucks down that a retarded kitten could best you in an art contest. Blindfolded.

how bout you look at both posts before saying shit
and cats don't have opposable thumbs so i already have a leg up

You're just beggin for it, aren't you?

[SirNightOwl]

At 8/26/09 02:31 PM, crazygiraffe wrote:

At 8/26/09 02:30 PM, SirNightOwl wrote: I'll put 10 bucks down that a retarded kitten could best you in an art contest. Blindfolded.

ok fag how bout you look at both posts before saying shit
and cats don't have opposable thumbs so i already have a leg up

I did, I read your post history as well. I strongly recommend all the art forum regs read it, just to see what a screwed up, whiney, talentless, moron you really are. I was well aware of the opposable thumb attribute of a kitten. My bet still stands. In fact I make it 20.

Also 'fag'? Who really saids 'fag' as an insult anymore? It's totally unimaginative. So I suppose I shoulda expected it after viewing you 'makes-me-wanna-rip-my-eyes-out art'

[Dexter3000]

i guess its another case of someone who cant take criticism.

[MeMB]

At 8/26/09 12:04 AM, crazygiraffe wrote: Some stuff

Wait, that makes no sense. You say you post an uninteresting picture first to see if anyone cares? That's just retarded, you should always start with your best picture to draw the attention towards you. Hence why comic covers always have very dynamic poses and extensive artwork. People judge books by their cover, despite what fat women may advise you.

The story is moderately interesting though, the whole wrongly-hated-by-the-world thing isn't exactly original, but I don't remember it being used with a zombie context before.

Oh, and SirNightOwl is right. While the art of the second picture is better than the first, that's not saying much. I mean, blindfolded cats suck at drawing, but again, that's not saying much in this case.

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/26/09 02:38 PM, SirNightOwl wrote:

At 8/26/09 02:31 PM, crazygiraffe wrote:

At 8/26/09 02:30 PM, SirNightOwl wrote: I'll put 10 bucks down that a retarded kitten could best you in an art contest. Blindfolded.

ok fag how bout you look at both posts before saying shit
and cats don't have opposable thumbs so i already have a leg up

I did, I read your post history as well. I strongly recommend all the art forum regs read it, just to see what a screwed up, whiney, talentless, moron you really are. I was well aware of the opposable thumb attribute of a kitten. My bet still stands. In fact I make it 20.

Also 'fag'? Who really saids 'fag' as an insult anymore? It's totally unimaginative. So I suppose I shoulda expected it after viewing you 'makes-me-wanna-rip-my-eyes-out art'

eh this is the seccond time i've posted art that i've actually put effort into so shit bags for you and at least i ain't an ms paint artist. so i'm already better than a third of newgrounds
and you shouldn't bbe talking your art sucks dick
it has almost no dimension to it whatsoever
and the textures are lazy and unispired

[TurkeyOnAStick]

cats are for fags

RANDOM UNPROVOKED ART FORUM FIGHT
woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoow

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/26/09 02:44 PM, MeMB wrote: The story is moderately interesting though, the whole wrongly-hated-by-the-world thing isn't exactly original, but I don't remember it being used with a zombie context before.

thats what i do for comics i take something old and add a twist
and a start of with shit pictures cause i don't want snobs like noightowl reading my work
stuck up bastard can't even draw a shoe well..

[LegolaSS]

and crazygiraffe goes in for the fist punch... and he claws his way towards sirnightowl... now planning on the return attack... this is getting hot folks... dont go away!... i think its about to get rather heated in here... (meeeowwww)

cat fight lol... mega pun

[Dexter3000]

At 8/26/09 02:50 PM, LegolaSS wrote: and crazygiraffe goes in for the fist punch... and he claws his way towards sirnightowl... now planning on the return attack... this is getting hot folks... dont go away!... i think its about to get rather heated in here... (meeeowwww)

cat fight lol... mega pun

go on Sirnightowl!give him a right hook!XD

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/26/09 02:50 PM, LegolaSS wrote: and crazygiraffe goes in for the fist punch... and he claws his way towards sirnightowl... now planning on the return attack... this is getting hot folks... dont go away!... i think its about to get rather heated in here... (meeeowwww)

cat fight lol... mega pun

lol
yeah night owls flamed this too much
please lock this
i'll start it new when i feel like doing more work for this

[LegolaSS]

awww no epic battle to go down in the "greatest fourm fights :("

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/26/09 03:06 PM, LegolaSS wrote: awww no epic battle to go down in the "greatest fourm fights :("

no but thats an awesome picture make another :3

[Nergali]

At 8/26/09 01:41 PM, crazygiraffe wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:02 AM, J-qb wrote: This one is okay drawing wise, I just wished youd put the text in digitally. Its just unreadable and messy now.

i dows <:(
but i don't have photoshop so if i put it in using paint it would look noobish

Use photobucket, you can upload your art for free and then edit it, such as adding text.

[crazygiraffe]

what you talkin' 'bout nergali?

[LegolaSS]

you know it has to end... and so... with that... i leave you all with this...

[Dexter3000]

At 8/26/09 03:19 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: what you talkin' 'bout nergali?

Photobucket is where you can upload images and edit them,so that way you could add text to your second drawing.

[crazygiraffe]

At 8/26/09 03:23 PM, LegolaSS wrote: you know it has to end... and so... with that... i leave you all with this...

Aww
i wanted to win
can't use chuck norris to my american advantage?

[TurkeyOnAStick]

At 8/26/09 03:25 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: can't use chuck norris to my american advantage?

[throws stephen hawking in the ring]

[Dexter3000]

At 8/26/09 03:33 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 8/26/09 03:25 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: can't use chuck norris to my american advantage?

[throws stephen hawking in the ring]

See?what more could you want?he probably has a bunch of laser cannons in his wheel chair.

[ReNaeNae]

This thread is about crazygiraffe's art/comic... keep it on topic or your posts will be deleted. Thanks