Google Suggestions

[XgenGamer]

Ok, so i was showing my mom something on my computer, and to do it i had to go through google and into google images. Well, you know how when you start typing something in the search box it will put out suggestions based on the letters youve typed so far? Well i was typing in setup for msn homepage, and it suggested sex by the time i got to the second letter. My mom flipped a shit, i lost my comp, and now she doesnt trust me and thinks im a horny little bastard because she thought it was one of those recent searches things. Fuck google.

[NGReviewEater]

At 8/25/09 10:14 AM, XgenGamer wrote: Ok, so i was showing my mom something on my computer, and to do it i had to go through google and into google images. Well, you know how when you start typing something in the search box it will put out suggestions based on the letters youve typed so far? Well i was typing in setup for msn homepage, and it suggested sex by the time i got to the second letter. My mom flipped a shit, i lost my comp, and now she doesnt trust me and thinks im a horny little bastard because she thought it was one of those recent searches things. Fuck google.

Wow your mom is an asshole. My mom sees whatever I do in the internet (even if it has the words "sex" or "fuck" or "rape") and doesn't give a shit. Even if I click a link that has pornography (because the jackass forgot to put a NSFW tag), she doesn't care. My parents don't give a rats ass on what I do on the internet (only they are picky about the time I spend on the internet which I understand).

Also, if you lost your computer, how are you typing now?

However, there is a feature that will create a drop-down box on shit you have searched before so I can see how she is pissed, but still, she's an idiot. Just explain the shit and how it works. Eventually you're going to confront discussion about sexual activity one way or another.

OH WAIT...

[UCanCallMeJesus]

Stick your cock in her pussy so she knows who is boss.

[TRlCKY]

I used to always worry when someone would search something in Google it would show recent searches I did or porn sites I've visited (I use Chrome) so I deleted my entire history and now whenever I search something naughty I switch to the incognito window so there is absolutely no porn history in my browser history at all!

[XgenGamer]

At 8/25/09 10:29 AM, NGReviewEater wrote: Also, if you lost your computer, how are you typing now?

Moms computer "snickers"

[JohnDrawInfinity]

You don't type fast enough.

[Chocomilk]

Go to 2girls1cup.com and yell "MOM!!"

[satanbrain]

youre typing too slow

[Holonboy]

At 8/25/09 10:24 AM, Armslock wrote: Wow, you're mom is seriously outdated. Just tell her that it's a google suggestion and not some horny fag's search history.

Most children know how to use computer better then their parents. My dad doesn't know where the space bar is. He forces me to type everything for him. You should tell your mother why Google said that. Explain it to her so she understands.

[LDAF]

Yeah, a couple of people said it already. Learn to type faster. Wait, if you had your computer taken away, how are you posting this?

[111122223138]

At 8/25/09 12:33 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Go to 2girls1cup.com and yell "MOM!!"

or meatspin.com
XDDDD that'd be funny
then take her computer away :3

[UnreaK745]

Well, your mom is fucking stupid. Very motherfucking stupid.