I Think I Have Aids.

[Hierophant]

No, seriously. I got blood drawn last Thursday for a test for it. Yesterday, I got a call from the doctor's office. We have an appointment to "discuss the results" of my blood test tomorrow at 11 AM. I know this sounds like a troll, but I swear this is real. I'm actually really scared.

A bit of background. I had a bit of a thing, a couple years ago, with an Indian prostitute's daughter. It was no big deal, just messing around. I didn't learn the whole "prostitute's daughter" thing until afterwards. Since then, I've been having symptoms. I'd rather not reveal them here. Recently, I went to a doctor and mentioned them. He said I should have a urine and blood test.

:(

[MittensHittens]

It's one of those things where you are all "This guy right here has AIDS, HAHAHA!"
Then you are all "Oh....damn....he gon' die"

[alucardxmeow]

I usually don't believe 90% of the threads here especially after the troll increase, but I'll be damned if you actually did die of AIDS and then everyone suddenly stops laughing about you.

[LK412]

At 8/25/09 03:34 AM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 8/25/09 03:32 AM, Hierophant wrote:

At 8/25/09 03:31 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: if it was true, which it it isnt (damnit) have fun dieing slowly

What the fuck did I do to you, you little shit?

you were born

I h8 ppl like you.

[BetaOrionis]

Odds are, it's not AIDS, just some other STI. Perhaps syphilis, or chlamydia. Maybe not an STD at all. There are a whole host of things that he may have discovered after a series of urine / blood tests. It could be treatable, it could be ineffectual, it could be fatal. You shouldn't jump to the conclusion of AIDS, because fearing the worst is only useful if you are able to prepare for it. Nothing can prepare a person for AIDS, so don't bother.

On a related note, WHERE WAS CONDOM??? HMMMM???

[Funzo123]

That's really fucked up man, if it's true, i'm sorry you had to get it.

One can only hope that your test's come back negative :o

[tfcwonderboy]

At 8/25/09 03:32 AM, Hierophant wrote:

At 8/25/09 03:31 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: if it was true, which it it isnt (damnit) have fun dieing slowly

What the fuck did I do to you, you little shit? I should have mentioned that it was my seed that spawned you. Congrats, aidsbaby.

Holy shit, that made me burst out laughing.
Anyway, I hope that you're wrong. I really wouldn't like to see you go. You mind telling me the symptoms? I'm just curious is all. I hope that your results come out negative. Good luck, man.

[Hierophant]

At 8/25/09 03:41 AM, BetaOrionis wrote: You shouldn't jump to the conclusion of AIDS, because fearing the worst is only useful if you are able to prepare for it. Nothing can prepare a person for AIDS, so don't bother.

Fearing the worst makes anything less seem not as bad, though.

On a related note, WHERE WAS CONDOM??? HMMMM???

@THA STORE WHERE SHoULD THAY BE

At 8/25/09 03:53 AM, tfcwonderboy wrote: Holy shit, that made me burst out laughing.
Anyway, I hope that you're wrong. I really wouldn't like to see you go. You mind telling me the symptoms? I'm just curious is all. I hope that your results come out negative. Good luck, man.

I PMed them to you.

[GeneralAC]

That really sucks dude, I hope you show up negitive tommorow, Goodluck.

[Greenfrost6]

Keep thinking positive thoughts. Have hope that those tests return as negative. I'm sorry to hear about your disturbing news.

Also, to everyone who was a total dick to this guy, grow some pubes.

[OneLastCaress]

Good luck.

We don't want another dead/insane/incarcerated NGer.

[Reckon]

I wanna see that paperwork.

USE A CONDOM DAMNIT!

[LOLZILLA]

At 8/25/09 03:41 AM, Hierophant wrote: I'll come back to this thread tomorrow with some scanned paperwork if you'd like.

Scan us a picture of your flaccid, AIDS-ridden cock.

[Lotus]

Honestly.. I don't feel bad for you for having unprotected sex with anyone and getting something from it.

This doesn't mean I wish for you to have such a horrible disease, but common sense says wrap before you tap.

[Awram-xD]

There r people that live with AIDS for years...R u even sure that u have it? Did doctor say: "Man, u have AIDS" or do u just think that?

[MrCongeniality]

At 8/25/09 03:28 AM, Hierophant wrote: Stuff

You don't have AIDS. You might have HIV though, which causes AIDS. HIV attacks your immune system and severely weakens your T-Cell count. If your T-Cell count goes below 200, you are medically classified as having AIDS. A normal healthy person has usually a 800 to 1200 T-cell count. A healthy person with HIV usually has around a 400 to 600 T-Cell count. If you get sick fairly often, and the sickness is quite severe than what it should normally be, that is another sign of HIV. I wouldn't worry though, worst case scenario is that it is just a curable STD. If I knew your symptoms I could also tell you if it was Hep or not. Hepatitis attacks your liver and fucks it up.

I've had a few HIV scares in my life, purely out of paranoia because I'm a dumbass and I've had unprotected sex nearly half a dozen times with about half a dozen people...but I'm smart now, I don't sleep around anymore unless I am committed, and even then, I still use condoms, regardless of the fact that I am a male who has sex with other males...there's always a chance you could catch something no matter what, and it only takes ONCE to get infected with HIV or a sexually transmitted disease.

If I was able to slip by this easily so many times, you should be just fine. I do know some people who have HIV, and you just have to realize, it isn't the end of the world. It's not a death sentence anymore. In fact, in the next 10 years, there might be a cure for HIV. So if you have HIV, I wouldn't stop living life. In fact, doctors have made it so people with HIV can live a normal life expectancy. But if you have AIDS, you might want to make a list of things you want to do before you die just in case...because people diagnosed with AIDS who haven't been treated rarely live longer than 5 or 10 years after being diagnosed.

That is just based on what I've known, BUT, I just read somewhere that the anti-viral therapies available today can make it possible for a person with AIDS to live for 24 more years after diagnosis (That is an AIDS diagnosis, not HIV). So while I might be airing on the pessimistic side (I always do when it comes to this kind of stuff), there is hope.

I hope you reply back with your results, because I actually do feel a sense of genuine concern for you. HIV and AIDS both scare the living bejesus out of me. I can't wait to see the day when we irradiate this virus. It will be a very glorious day for many a people...

[Hierophant]

Just got home.

HIV came back negative.

All common STDs and STIs came back negative.

They have no idea what's wrong with me.

I can't say that I'm not ecstatic about not dying, though.

[ThePhantomGamer]

Coongrats

[stealthypanda]

I lol'd

[Makeshift]

I usually fall for this shit. And since I don't really think this is shit. I believe you.
So all I can really say here is good luck.

I didn't read the whole thread, btw

[Makeshift]

Ah, fuck. I should read the whole thread.

Congrats, I guess...

[jakenator85]

At 8/25/09 03:31 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: if it was true, which it it isnt (damnit) have fun dieing slowly

AIDS is no joke you asshole. How about:
Protected sex every time
Having to wear a lot of heavy stuff during colder seasons
Risking death from a bug-bite

I don't have AIDS, but I know the symptoms.

[benjix555]

Dont worry friend, just find me when I'm sleeping and I should help you!

But seriously, I hope you'll be okay.

[Killinkyle]

At 8/25/09 04:53 AM, MrCongeniality wrote:

At 8/25/09 03:28 AM, Hierophant wrote: Stuff

the fact that I am a male who has sex with other males

LOL

[smokinjoeevil]

From what I remember hearing... actual AIDS doesn't kick in for years. And the symptoms you DO end up with are other diseases you've gotten because you were susceptible with your weakened immune response. So, if you're showing symptoms now (especially if they're just genital symptoms), and this whole "prostitute" thing happened more recently, then chances are your doctor wants to meet with you about some other STD you've contracted... not AIDS.

At any rate... good luck regardless. I sure wouldn't want to get the news that I had any STD.

[Yukin]

Ask Magic Johnson for some tips, In all seriousness though keep your head up high and take it with confidence like a man.

[RaptorJesus]

I'll use the power of intent and HOPE you don't have it or if you do, make some miraculous comeback.

[GeneralAC]

The doctors always know whats wrong with you, also sometimes taking a test twice is good.

You have aids.

[MyGuitarSticks]

We want pics of the results.

[TimeforplanB]

At 8/25/09 03:32 AM, death32320 wrote:

At 8/25/09 03:30 AM, Hierophant wrote:

At 8/25/09 03:29 AM, death32320 wrote: HAHAHAHAHA I was just thinking of starting a thread with the exact same thing except saying I have aids.
Your a mind reader you.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you even read the post?

No, no I did not... but I still lol'd...

This shit isn't funny when it's serious, read the post douchebag, don't be a tl;dr faggot, READ