I must avenge my brother's life...

[GrandfatherClock]

I am the last in a long line of excllent ninja. Our chakra levels are unmatched on any level. We were the most feared family in our hidden ninja village. Until that fateful day that my brother was murdered...

I remember it well. I was on my way home from school when I saw my auntie's horse parked on our drive. I rushed in and there was my uncle, crying his heart out.

It was then I learned my mom was pregnant and had had an abortion.

She has long since disappeared. After murdering my brother, the heir to our clan; I must avenge his death by scouring the globe with my big sword to find his murderer and have my revenge. I'm consumed by vengance, I loved my brother with all my soul and now my soul is black. All the girls think I'm real sexy and their knickers get wet when they see my boring face.

[Ursiruss]

um kay... so are you asking for help? I got me a ninja sword too. ok not really its a hookah knife... ok yeah its a letter opener I just use to cut up my tobacco... (

[WooldoorSockbat]

Do it, do it for him.

[Ass-Crumb]

I wish there was a device that allowed me to suck peoples dicks over the internet, because I'd use it on you right now.

[GrandfatherClock]

At 8/24/09 04:19 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I like it when people make incredibly gay threads and get a lock and a ban.

Makes me happy.

I like it when little shits like you post in threads thinking you're big and hard and everyone can see what a little faggot you are

[DarthRacoon]

Is that a chick or a dude in the picture?

If it's a chick, I'd do her, hard.

Anyways cool story, bro.

[TheStarSyndicate]

Ninja Excllent I have a long line of updates. At any level is an unparalleled level of our chakras. Ninja village near my house, unfortunately, most people are hiding. Until that fateful day, my brother was murdered ...

[Jeanioz]

At 8/24/09 04:23 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Is that a chick or a dude in the picture?

If it's a chick, I'd do her, hard.

It's GrandfatherClock...

[harryharryharry98]

You will learn young one .... You will learn ...

(This is 'general' forum - So it fits in .)

[Snake-Arsenic]

At 8/24/09 04:21 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: I like it when little shits like you post in threads thinking you're big and hard and everyone can see what a little faggot you are

I can be big and hard, if you want me to.

[Jerich0]

Whos that picture of? Looks kinda fabulous.

[AcidMetal]

That's a dude?

[IamWeird33]

You do not deserve your lv. 44 katanas.

[fastdrew]

At 8/24/09 04:21 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote:

At 8/24/09 04:19 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I like it when people make incredibly gay threads and get a lock and a ban.

Makes me happy.

I like it when little shits like you post in threads thinking you're big and hard and everyone can see what a little faggot you are

Someone fucking finally has the balls to fucking tell them that!
Kudos to you.

[TheStarSyndicate]

I killed your brother. He was killed with a sword as I steal your Tupperware.

[maddskill]

What you must do is simple young one. Seak out the bitchface who you call mother, and rape her.
Only then will you be able to rest peacefully.

Also lol at gay show copypasta.

[TheStarSyndicate]

At 8/24/09 04:51 PM, maddskill wrote: What you must do is simple young one. Seak out the bitchface who you call mother, and rape her.
Only then will you be able to rest peacefully.

To reduce the need is simple. Bitchface Seak mother, she is looking for rape. You can rest peacefully and only you.

[SatanHam]

so who is this picture of.

[maddskill]

At 8/24/09 04:52 PM, TheStarSyndicate wrote:

At 8/24/09 04:51 PM, maddskill wrote: What you must do is simple young one. Seak out the bitchface who you call mother, and rape her.
Only then will you be able to rest peacefully.

To reduce the need is simple. Bitchface Seak mother, she is looking for rape. You can rest peacefully and only you.

that word party shit?
why?

[EpicFail]

My brother is alive, one is dead, nothing to avenge though. Drunk driver, woooh!

[gumOnShoe]

thread.reset();

Good luck with your avenging.

[jenno1]

extremely weird...

[Ansel]

someday justice will be served

[RubberTrucky]

You should totally add her on facebook and call her a fag. That will restore your family's honour.

[newgeneral]

*I block your attack with level 9 shield*

>:C NOW WHAT?

Lol. naruto reference.

[GrandfatherClock]

At 8/24/09 04:55 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: thread.reset();

Good luck with your avenging.

wow instead of having a hilarious thread it's now a gay thread chock full of miserable faggots posting 'funny' things great job modding

[gumOnShoe]

At 8/24/09 05:07 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote:

At 8/24/09 04:55 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: thread.reset();

Good luck with your avenging.

wow instead of having a hilarious thread it's now a gay thread chock full of miserable faggots posting 'funny' things great job modding

Its what I'm here for, I could be banning all of you... but I don't feel like it.

[ARGNAGRAM]

At 8/24/09 04:26 PM, harryharryharry98 wrote: You will learn young one .... You will learn ...

(This is 'general' forum - So it fits in .)

But it would fit more in the 'Flash' forum, thus a reference to samurai asshole!

[Armado]

ok....i have a dragonsword, katana, ninja sword, dagger and normal sword.....what do you need?

oh and my sniper beat all of my other weapon

[jinxworld70]

I didn't read because I am too amazed that the pic implies that you're a girl, but you'r profile claims you are, in fact, a male.

It almost makes me want to claim bullshit...