Relationship advice

[Jesse-Ray]

Dear Newgrounds, I am willing to answer your relationship questions external of the extremely christian club and crew for the next two hours.

Basically I've been threw every severe heart break the most recent my girlfriend of 2 years cheating on me with a 40 year old. I have been through every kind of emotional abuse that can be tailored to a teenager hit me up and I can help you.

[Ursiruss]

just wondering if you really are looking to help people or if you are just wanting to compare your life stories to others in a bit of a pissing contest or help us poor lil mortals from your pedestal way up there to make yourself feel superior because you think you've had it rough?

hang tough kiddy.

[thelittleemo]

Why is that girls won't let me dress up in their skirts when I want to have sex with them? What's so wrong about that?

[AcidMetal]

Should I have sex with my 2 week girlfriend since she really wants to?

[TheStarSyndicate]

They dress for a girl What is sex? It is wrong?

[gumOnShoe]

Hey there, I'm glad to hear you aren't dead. :P

Not to make light of your situation, but as I've been "in on it" or was for a while there its glad to see you're still kicking. How's life treating you? Better I hope.

[EvilJesus]

Would you sleep with? I mean you're never on msn to sex up any more.

[TheStarSyndicate]

At 8/24/09 04:32 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Hey there, I'm glad to hear you aren't dead. :P

Not to make light of your situation, but as I've been "in on it" or was for a while there its glad to see you're still kicking. How's life treating you? Better I hope.

Instead, I was "happy to meet you in the light was," I will change my mind. Sound like you? Pray for me.

[BrockManson]

What's a relationship?

[RubberTrucky]

Your girlfriend who is 2 years old has cheated on you with a 40 year old?
That is disturbing.

[zZSpongeFreak26Zz]

At 8/24/09 04:31 PM, AcidMetal wrote: Should I have sex with my 2 week girlfriend since she really wants to?

Even though i am not in the age to have sex i should just type some tips and some questions.

Tips

If you are -18 years old then use a condom
If you are 18+ then sure go ahead
You might not know her well so just hide your wallet somewhere.She might be a thief.Big breasts and urge for sex from girls is something that makes them "Dirty women" something like a whore.

Questions

Are you 18+?
Do you know your girlfriend well?
Stuff
Stuff
What kind of sex will you do?Anal?Vaginal?Oral?Cyber?

[TheStarSyndicate]

At 8/24/09 04:40 PM, zZSpongeFreak26Zz wrote: If you are -18 years old then use a condom
If you are 18+ then sure go ahead
You might not know her well so just hide your wallet somewhere.She might be a thief.Big breasts and urge for sex from girls is something that makes them "Dirty women" something like a whore.

18 somewhere.She Shire + -18 years ago, my wallet, breast, prostitution, dirty condoms, "Girl" I know that may be used to hide the theft of many women. Sex is a great choice.

[Light0Dark]

I cheated on you because you weren't able to insert your mangina into my vagina :U

[maddskill]

I looked at your profile.

Laughed hysterically.

[DarthRacoon]

At 8/24/09 04:44 PM, Light0Dark wrote: I cheated on you because you weren't able to insert your mangina into my vagina :U

He just couldn't have been grinding hard enough.

Anyways what's the best way to sneak out of a woman's bed after doin' the nasty?