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Posted at: 8/24/09 09:22 AM
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If you could have any super power or perhaps borrow a superheroes powers, which one would benefit you most sexually/in the bedroom?
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Posted at: 8/24/09 09:24 AM
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Non sexually would be to fall asleep and wake up on command, but sexually is obvious. ;)
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I suppose elasticity to help you get into those awkward poses that some girls get turned on by. It also allows you to change the length and girth of pen0r.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 09:25 AM
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invisibilty
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Posted at: 8/24/09 09:26 AM
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anti leg cramp powers
So naive.
Posted at: 8/24/09 09:31 AM
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The ability to fuck multiple times without getting a sore dick.
Or super speed to fuck super fast.
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The power to turn into anything. Because then you could make your willy/vag a perfect fit for your partner's willy/vag. Also you could make yourself really attractive to your partner.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 09:46 AM
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a 1 second recovery time
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Posted at: 8/24/09 09:52 AM
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Ability to adjust penis to any size or shape, perfect.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 09:54 AM
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At 8/24/09 09:26 AM, epelectric wrote: anti leg cramp powers
haha good shout
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Tentacles...
Posted at: 8/24/09 09:55 AM
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At 8/24/09 09:25 AM, Fim wrote: invisibilty
Hahahahahahahhahahahah, oh my god. I just fucking lol'ed hard.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 10:15 AM
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Power to last more than 10 minutes...
The guy below me is gay
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I have to go with some power that involves getting the girl to leave afterwards, so I can get some damn sleep!
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Posted at: 8/24/09 10:16 AM
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Teleportation...just doing it randomly for the lulz.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 10:17 AM
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Would a vibrating penis count as a superpower?
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:04 AM
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stamina and the long lasting ability! i can fuck like one hour if i want i can blow my load instantly
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:05 AM
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The ability to not fall asleep after sex, gets so annoying after a while especially when I have shit to do afterward.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:08 AM
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"You owe me $300 for the two hours."
"FLAME ON!"
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:10 AM
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At 8/24/09 11:08 AM, Timmy wrote: "You owe me $300 for the two hours." "FLAME ON!"
This is by far the best response.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:14 AM
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At 8/24/09 10:17 AM, Shakyjake wrote: Would a vibrating penis count as a superpower?
No, that'd count as Parkinson's.
Posted at: 8/24/09 11:17 AM
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At 8/24/09 09:54 AM, Jeanioz wrote: Tentacles...
YES.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:21 AM
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To seduce any hot chick/guy and fuck them. Because being an alien has advantages and disadvantages.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:23 AM
At 8/24/09 11:14 AM, DonDuDonDon wrote: At 8/24/09 10:17 AM, Shakyjake wrote: Would a vibrating penis count as a superpower?No, that'd count as Parkinson's.
And just as I post that I realize the irony of your username.
Posted at: 8/24/09 11:24 AM
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I agree with this statement.
Posted at: 8/24/09 11:28 AM
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Vision control. The ability to imagine whatever you want your partner to look and feel like
Posted at: 8/24/09 11:36 AM
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The power to turn any girl into Megan Fox.
I think I just won this thread? Amirite?
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:37 AM
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Posted at: 8/24/09 11:38 AM
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The ability to fly.
Air secks is fun.
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At 8/24/09 11:36 AM, Cybersief wrote: The power to turn any girl into Megan Fox. I think I just won this thread? Amirite?
No because she'd see you and then stab you in the nuts.
Truly epic win KemCab remind me to never draw your attention I like armadillo's :D
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