Everyone's fucking but me.

[TRlCKY]

Right now as I type this my Dad and his GF are having a fuck while watching porn, I know this because as I went into my room getting ready to go to bed they came out and I asked what they're doing and the GF said "We're having a fuck", and right now downstairs my flatmate is fucking her boyfriend.

I'm the only one not having sex in my house right now NG, what should I do?

for the lulz, when I said to my Dad and his GF "I'm the only one in the house not having a fuck" she said "do you wanna join us?" lol.

But seriously that was kinda creepy when she said that.

[LOLZILLA]

You should have joined in you twat.

[citricsquid]

let your dad take you up the arse while his gf sucks your nob.

[GeneralAC]

Your dad wants you in there, she has three holes, GET THE FUCK IN THERE!

[siavash]

your dad gettin more pussy than u haha

[RubberTrucky]

Bwaaaaaaaah

had to be done

[TRlCKY]

There's no way in hell I'd get in a threesome with my Dad, the GF however is kinda hot, and she's only 26.

The room-mate though is my age and really hot. I've been trying to make my move on her all night but it's kinda hard with her boyfriend here.

[Illegal-Product]

go ahead and ask if you can join in? if dad says no, go downstairs and ask... if they also say no... whip out your dick and tell them you just wanna watch, eventually they will let you join...

[PaperBagMask]

You should go kick down some doors and go for a good ole rape n pillage!

At 8/24/09 08:45 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Bwaaaaaaaah

had to be done

I have that on DVD oh my

[Awram-xD]

Maybe u should go out more and try to a girlfriend...U wont find anybody if u keep crying about it on NG

[MegaGold]

Tough luck bro, I feel sorry for you. Hahahahah having a fuck, just mack your way to success.

it works so well I promise you

[zrick]

There's no way in hell your dad's girlfriend said that to you; and if she did, you live in a fucked-up household.

[CashClock]

ALRIGHT, YOU MAGGOT! I want you to get your little queer ass in there and fuck your Dad's girlfriend, AND IF YOU EVEN DARE DISOBEY ME, I'LL SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE CHOKING ON IT WHEN IT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! Now give me 100000 push-ups, YOU MAGGOT!

Drill Sergeant ftw!

[pizza4ever]

dude. you are FIFTEEN. You have all the time in the world...

[siavash]

At 8/24/09 08:47 AM, TRlCKY wrote: the GF however is kinda hot, and she's only 26.

duide that is so wrong in so many ways, how can u even say that! thats basically your mom man

[Tramps]

Your family's a bit fucked up if your dad girlfriend asked you to join in sex and openly admits when they're doing it.

Or maybe your family's just a little more open than everyone elses.

[Insomniorange]

Could be worse. It could be "Everyone's butt-fucking me".

[zrick]

At 8/24/09 09:44 AM, Tramps wrote: Your family's a bit fucked up if your dad girlfriend asked you to join in sex and openly admits when they're doing it.

Or maybe your family's just a little more open than everyone elses.

Nah, it's fucked up; but then again, anyone can make a bullshit story up on the Internet.

Did you know that I walked in on my grandmother getting gangbanged and she asked me to film her?

[siavash]

At 8/24/09 09:46 AM, zrick wrote:
Did you know that I walked in on my grandmother getting gangbanged and she asked me to film her?

that is actually disgusting and emotionally scarring if thats true

[commander22]

At 8/24/09 09:47 AM, siavash wrote:

At 8/24/09 09:46 AM, zrick wrote:
Did you know that I walked in on my grandmother getting gangbanged and she asked me to film her?

that is actually disgusting and emotionally scarring if thats true

Didn't you read the first part of his post???

idiot...

[Russ3ll]

At first I misread the thread and thought that YOUR GF was fucking your dad.

[siavash]

At 8/24/09 09:57 AM, commander22 wrote:
Didn't you read the first part of his post???

idiot...

oh yeah lol, my bad!

[satanbrain]

kill yourself. then rape the body.

[zee666]

You should give it to a pet.

[Shakyjake]

At 8/24/09 08:41 AM, TRlCKY wrote:

for the lulz, when I said to my Dad and his GF "I'm the only one in the house not having a fuck" she said "do you wanna join us?" lol.

But seriously that was kinda creepy when she said that.

The story was almost believable until that part...

[morefngdbs]

At 8/24/09 08:45 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Bwaaaaaaaah

had to be done

LMAO
I had the link all ready to post & seen you beat me to it.
Nicely done !

[TRlCKY]

At 8/24/09 10:20 AM, Shakyjake wrote:

At 8/24/09 08:41 AM, TRlCKY wrote:

for the lulz, when I said to my Dad and his GF "I'm the only one in the house not having a fuck" she said "do you wanna join us?" lol.

But seriously that was kinda creepy when she said that.

The story was almost believable until that part...

I swear to God I'm not lying, she did say that but it was a joke, stupid.

[carlosbarn]

Dildo viking says to close the door gently while your father was fucking, then take off all your clothes except your special zebra-striped thong before kicking the door down, slapping your father in the face, then show your cock to his gf and say "Try my special tasty sausage bitch".

Works everytime

[gostgamer]

At 8/24/09 09:44 AM, Tramps wrote: Your family's a bit fucked up if your dad girlfriend asked you to join in sex and openly admits when they're doing it.

Or maybe your family's just a little more open than everyone elses.

A family that sleeps together also has fun together.

[JKMonkey]

Well its only 10 Am right now so Im not fucking anyone at the moment.

ask me at around 10 PM