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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:27 AM

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So uh, I've been... Well, in a bit of a, strange situation. When i feel the "urge" or whatever, I usually hit up teh internets in search of some aid. I used to just use google images, but I've been using google video for like a year now. And porn vids, well, they really used to do the trick.
But now, it's just not... It's not actually any better than whacking it without a porn vid. I mean, they just kind of bore me now.

I went searching for my new thang, you know. Normal porn wasn't doing it, so what would? I searched, and searched.
Homemade porn? Nope.
Hentai? At first, but then... Nope.
Vanessa Hudgen's vagina? Nah... Get yourself a damn razor.
Lesbian stuff? Not really.
Girls gone wild? No.
Deep throating? Gave me a good laugh, but sadly, no.

......And so i ask you newgrounds. Can you help me? What should i do?

I'm scared

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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:29 AM

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Bestiality.

Not that I do it, just an idea...
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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:29 AM

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watch the most honest thing you can find

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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:31 AM

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Well, I guess the best thing for you to do is to take a look at yourself, what do you find attractive?

Go from there.

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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:33 AM

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What do you find attractive?

Well, teenage girls. I'm 15 myself, and... Yeah. But... Yeah.
Been trying to get some nudes from a chick but... Isn't working out...


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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:35 AM

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Incest should get you up in no time!

:It did me.

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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:35 AM

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I'm pretty sure this means you're gay.

You want another mister? Just say the word.

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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:38 AM

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At 8/24/09 03:35 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: I'm pretty sure this means you're gay.

This. When your fapping, just think of that cute guy from school. You'll be amazed how much better it feels if you do this.

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At 8/24/09 03:35 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: I'm pretty sure this means you're gay.

Nah, this just means that he wants to see porn personally...

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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:40 AM

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At 8/24/09 03:33 AM, Blysk wrote:
What do you find attractive?
Well, teenage girls. I'm 15 myself, and... Yeah. But... Yeah.
Been trying to get some nudes from a chick but... Isn't working out...

yo ill send u some CP links if u pm me for em. it dont matter if ur caught w/ it cuz ur underage just dont be sendin it to no one cuz this shits legit as phuq f'real mayne. im talkin str8up nekked jailbait lezzin out suck&fuck fest forced to have sex w/ the sexy fat man while ugly young men watch an jackoff niga EVERYTHING fuckin 12 yr olds throwin up in each others vaginas & shit cuz they drunk & drugged & dont know any better knaddimean. its some p. hot stuff imho. i also got some maxhardcore & nazin*gger DVDs for sale if u PM the rite info

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Posted at: 8/24/09 03:54 AM

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Real sex? Or am I going too far?

Yeah, I went too far.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:02 AM

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how about you stop basement dwelling and get yourself a damn girlfriend..

Wie dit kan lezen krijgt een koekje :D


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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:04 AM

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Shemale on female is pretty good, Its like girl on girl and straight sex at the same time XD

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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:07 AM

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At 8/24/09 04:04 AM, Animatigo wrote: Shemale on female is pretty good, Its like girl on girl and straight sex at the same time XD

That's fucked up.

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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:10 AM

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Step up to the big leagues.

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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:11 AM

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At 8/24/09 03:27 AM, Blysk wrote: Can you help me? What should i do?

Sure.
cam4.com
I hope I don't get banned for that.
IT'S TO HELP HIM, MODS!

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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:12 AM

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Your ready now boy.
Go out to the world and get a girlfriend to fuck.
You have passed the trial.

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At 8/24/09 03:40 AM, MadCow wrote:

yo ill send u some CP links if u pm me for em. it dont matter if ur caught w/ it cuz ur underage just dont be sendin it to no one cuz this shits legit as phuq f'real mayne. im talkin str8up nekked jailbait lezzin out suck&fuck fest forced to have sex w/ the sexy fat man while ugly young men watch an jackoff niga EVERYTHING fuckin 12 yr olds throwin up in each others vaginas & shit cuz they drunk & drugged & dont know any better knaddimean. its some p. hot stuff imho. i also got some maxhardcore & nazin*gger DVDs for sale if u PM the rite info

That was an awesome bit of talk, its not often i praise talking, but that shit was entertaining as hell!

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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:21 AM

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I can't get off to porn either. I can use my own imagination or have fun with others. It's always been that way for me, though.

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Now with MSN
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Posted at: 8/24/09 04:24 AM

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You can always lay on your arm for an hour and then give yourself a stranger!

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Posted at: 8/24/09 05:25 AM

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Watch 2 girls one cup.It gives you the urge to go to the toilet and cry a river.Oh wait...

IT IS!
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Posted at: 8/24/09 05:28 AM

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At 8/24/09 03:33 AM, Blysk wrote:
What do you find attractive?
Well, teenage girls. I'm 15 myself, and... Yeah. But... Yeah.
Been trying to get some nudes from a chick but... Isn't working out...

Thats it bro. Excuse my reference but its the best I can muster. Imagine your a serial killer. And you find your match, the person that you have to kill next. The person you crave. And wont kill any on else but him/her. If you were seriously trying hard to get that nude its what you crave. and nothing else will help. Or you crave somethng or someone else I dnno

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Posted at: 8/24/09 07:16 AM

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go and look up some incest porns...i'm sure there's some incest vids on the 'net....

but really...why porns ?...go study for school

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Posted at: 8/24/09 07:24 AM

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Play with your butt...

... or mine.

Shoot me a PM.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 07:26 AM

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I have this problem, but one series gets me going everytime...

search "Her First Lesbian Sex Spankwire" into google...

Best damn porn ever made.

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Posted at: 8/24/09 07:32 AM

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You'll be harder than Chinese algebra.

Don't expect intelligence.
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Posted at: 8/24/09 07:41 AM

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make a fake vagina

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Posted at: 8/24/09 07:54 AM

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Eh, this may sound crazy but perhaps you should try to stop? Maybe do something constructive with spare time?

holy crap, your reading my signature.


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At 8/24/09 03:54 AM, Jon4life wrote: Real sex? Or am I going too far?

Yeah, I went too far.

You definitely went too far.

Sup?

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Posted at: 8/24/09 08:03 AM

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At 8/24/09 07:54 AM, Wolf-of-Judgment wrote: Eh, this may sound crazy but perhaps you should try to stop? Maybe do something constructive with spare time?

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?

not all caps

My sig is fucking faggy gay ripoff shit. :D.
I am sofa king stew ped.
Read that out loud!

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