Bad date (no joke)

[RED-X-MASTER-777]

well, I went on a date last night at about 7:00, and everything went really, bad...
When we got to the resturaunt, a drunk sleeze grabbed my dates breast (jerk.) So then my date got too scared to go into the resturaunt. luckily the owner was there and ordered the workers to carry him away, but my date was in a bad mood.

So when we get our table, I try to start a pleasant conversation, but all she wants to talk about is that stupid jerk and how she thought my descion skillz sucked. Luckily she calms down and we manage to get a nice conversation about what our favoirte things were.

About a minute later, the waitor comes with our food, but as he reaches out to grab his towel, he accidentally tips off some other drinks he was carrying and they poor all over me. I get up to clean myself, but I accidently bumb the table just enough to make my date knock her whine off the table and land on her blouse. it lands righ on her breasts, and then all the suden her nipples bulge through. The waitor stares at them for a secound, and then she gets in a an argument. she gets so pissed, that I have to pull her out of the resturaunt.

So when we get out the building, she commands me to drive her hom, and the car ride is silent as hell... When we get to her apppartment building, she gets our of my car, slams the door, and says we will have another date at a place that she decides at 5:00 next thursday. I feel nervous and honestly don't want to go...

So you read all this and your probally thinkins (why the fuck di you post this? or So? I don't give a fuck)

What I would like is some advice on what to do now? Should I fuck it or try to make ammends? please comment!

[Billy-Bean]

At 8/24/09 12:42 AM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote:

What I would like is some advice on what to do now? Should I fuck it or try to make ammends? please comment!

First off, this is the wrong place to be asking for love advice.

Second, fuck 'it?' Why not just fuck her?

[Kerma]

You should of grabbed her cock to make her feel better.

[GiantDouche]

I was eating dates earlier today.

[TOEZ]

1. That's the worst service in a restaurant ever
2. Your date expects too much
3. You're clumsy as fuck
4. You should just order Chinese for your next date on that said day

That's my advice to you.

[Kenshi]

Women. . .

[Fancyman]

What's with all the story threads on the BBS?

[JohnDrawInfinity]

She sounds like kind of a bitch, man. : \

[TRlCKY]

You should fuck it.

fuck it hard.

[Kenshi]

At 8/24/09 12:48 AM, JohnDrawInfinity wrote: She sounds like kind of a bitch, man. : \

During sex, she'll slap a gag on him...

[Warforger]

You should've grabbed her cock.

Why not just say to her "Baby, if anyone does that again, I promise you that person (hopefully its not a she) will regret doing that, I'll make sure of it"

[Urza12]

Honestly I wouldnt go unless you think its worth it. Do you wanna spend time with her? Why do you pursue her to begin with? Is it because of her looks, or something else entirely. If i were you, i wouldnt date her unless you think she is the one for you and you think you got a shot.

[gibleto]

Dude. She totally wants you.

[wtflolnoob]

NOT fact: Newgrounders can't get dates.

Fact: Newgrounders pick bad women for dates.

[Prinzy2]

At 8/24/09 12:42 AM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: When we got to the resturaunt, a drunk sleeze grabbed my dates breast (jerk.)

Nothing you could have done about that. However you could have saved face by yelling at him to have some respect.

So when we get our table, I try to start a pleasant conversation, but all she wants to talk about is that stupid jerk and how she thought my descion skillz sucked.

You decision skills sucked? I'm assuming about the restaurant you picked? If that's the case she's just a bitch.

About a minute later

The wine spilling on her was an accident, you can't be responsible for what the waiter does though.

I feel nervous and honestly don't want to go...

When she phones you up (Or vice versa), say "Yeah I didn't really have a good time last week, maybe it would be better if we didn't see each other again".

What I would like is some advice on what to do now? Should I fuck it or try to make ammends? please comment!

Fuck it, it isn't worth the effort or the time. All that's going to happen is you're going to be paying for a very very expensive dinner and she's going to be bad company.

[Brainoggin]

Sucks to be you.
]:

[ngmastah]

At 8/24/09 12:42 AM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: well, I went on a date last night at about 7:00, and everything went really, bad...
When we got to the resturaunt, a drunk sleeze grabbed my dates breast (jerk.) So then my date got too scared to go into the resturaunt. luckily the owner was there and ordered the workers to carry him away, but my date was in a bad mood.

That drunk sleaze happens to be very dizzy because he was tired and he only happened to grab your gf's breast because he was trying to regain some proper balance.

Asshole.

[Brick-Toppp]

At 8/24/09 12:42 AM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote:

About a minute later, the waitor comes with our food, but as he reaches out to grab his towel, he accidentally tips off some other drinks he was carrying and they poor all over me. I get up to clean myself, but I accidently bumb the table just enough to make my date knock her whine off the table and land on her blouse. it lands righ on her breasts, and then all the suden her nipples bulge through. The waitor stares at them for a secound, and then she gets in a an argument.

WAH-WAH-WAAAAHHHHH
or
Benny Hill music

[stealthypanda]

aww salty bro
cant help but laugh though
agagagagaga

when the wine dumped on her and the waiter stared
priceless XD

[Grimfenix]

At 8/24/09 12:44 AM, Kerma wrote: You should of grabbed her cock to make her feel better.

GODDAMMIT!!! I HAVE NOT BEEN ON HERE FOR LIKE A FUCKING YEAR, AND THIS FUCKING MEME IS STILL AROUND?!

Fuck you, kind sir.

And, does anyone even remember me?

Anyone?

...

Hello?

E-Monies to whoever does.

[AHintofMoonlight]

That sucks man.

You want to talk about a real awkward date?

Imagine kissing your GF to only realize you do, infact, truly like the cock.

[B4gle]

At 8/24/09 12:47 AM, Fancyman wrote: What's with all the story threads on the BBS?

I'm pretty sure that means no fictional stories like stuff about penis mars monsters blowing up hospitals or whatever else the people here can come up with. I don't think the real ones get deleted.

Why don't you ask your date if she just wants to come over and watch a movie or something? That way you don't really have to worry about something going wrong unless someone breaks into your house and kills you or something.

[Grimfenix]

At 8/24/09 02:34 AM, AHintofMoonlight wrote: That sucks man.

You want to talk about a real awkward date?

Imagine kissing your GF to only realize you do, infact, truly like the cock.

NO.

Stop that.

[Scary-Kids]

Well that sucks

[Asalraalaikum]

At 8/24/09 12:42 AM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: a drunk sleeze grabbed my dates breast (jerk.)

Lol.

[SeeInTheDark]

What? 5 o'clock? Why does she want a date so early?

[RED-X-MASTER-777]

time to clear up some crap
First of all, I did yell at the Drunk, I just thought Newgrounds would have got that...
Secoundb,Shes one of those prissy hot bitches who I do want to fuck, but she still lives like an eight yera old and doesn't really know guys are pencil dicks
Third, She wants the date so early because the place she wants to go to closes at 8:00, and then she wants me to come back to her appartment.

And finally, I'm only asking newgrounds because I don't want to pay money to actually ask KGB or Cha Cha, and my friends would be pissed at me if I didn't go.