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If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:13:43 Reply

How would you go about doing it?

Me personally, I'd start a School Shooting and take out as many people as I could before killing myself.

You?
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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:14:06 Reply

rape someone


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:14:38 Reply

autoerotic asphyxiation


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:15:25 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:13 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Me personally, I'd start a School Shooting and take out as many people as I could before killing myself.

My plan involves lots of group sex also, but basically this.

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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:15:37 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:13 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Me personally, I'd start a School Shooting and take out as many people as I could before killing myself.

Leave this thread, the authorities have been contacted.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:16:18 Reply

^

This


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:16:55 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:15 PM, TOEZ wrote:
At 8/23/09 05:13 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Me personally, I'd start a School Shooting and take out as many people as I could before killing myself.
Leave this thread, the authorities have been contacted.

I said Shooting, not Arson...

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:17:37 Reply

Shotgun blast to the stomach then face.

Stomach acid and blood everywhere, gonna be a closed casket.

Or y'know hanging, nothing beats lynchin' yerself.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:18:11 Reply

I'd do it like this.

Bozo the Clown's Happy Fun Time!
Requires: sawn-off shotgun, clown costume, wig and make up. Bonus points for squeaky oversized shoes and a loose white jumpsuit with colorful spots. Circus music is recommended but not necessary

1.Practice applying your makeup for a convincing clown look. This is your big day, you don't want to look like a confused crack whore
2.Hide your shotgun. Bonus points for hilarious disguises such as a bouquet of plastic flowers
3.Walk into the local elementary school
4.Pick a class room. First graders are an appropriate audience so doing discreet research beforehand is recommended. Leave any music box outside the door and turn it on just as you step in
5.Step in smiling widely and greet the children in a boisterous manner. Lines such as "hey kids, Bozo the clown is here!" are optimal. Practice in front of a mirror beforehand. You only have one shot at this
6.Ignore the teacher and ask the kids if they wish to see a magic trick. Remember to over emote and speak with a funny voice
7.Time for the big finale! If your weapon's disguise is good enough, the kids aren't hiding under their tables yet and you're still smiling like a retard, captivating their attention with your show. Tell them you're going to use the flowers to make your head disappear! Remember to smile all the way through as you bring the flowers to your mouth and make the magic work. Leaning slightly forward is likely to give a better view
8.Success! Your show will be the talk of the community for years to come and will not be easily forgotten!


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:18:25 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:17 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: nothing beats lynchin' yerself.

But i'm not black...

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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:18:33 Reply

Shoot my self? That's the only way I can see myself doing it. Or maybe a shit load of sleeping pills.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:19:16 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:13 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: How would you go about doing it?

Here's a novel idea, natural causes. I wouldn't kill myself, how come this is such a popular subject? Where, besides lodged far up our asses, have our heads gone?


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:20:38 Reply

School shooting and then blow my head off, those fuckers deserve it.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:20:46 Reply

I would sprout the wings of a bat and then fly 2000 feet above the earth.

Then I would launch many biological weapons at the planet while singing row row row your boat to a carwash.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:20:53 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:18 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I'd do it like this.

Bozo the Clown's Happy Fun Time!

I soiledme undees.
Win.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:21:23 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:15 PM, TOEZ wrote:
At 8/23/09 05:13 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Me personally, I'd start a School Shooting and take out as many people as I could before killing myself.
Leave this thread, the authorities have been contacted.

Beat me to it.

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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:22:31 Reply

Sacrifice my life to save others...


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:25:42 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:22 PM, DrClay wrote: Sacrifice my life to save others...

Pussy...

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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:27:54 Reply

School shooting, yeah.
I'd go for the high score.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:28:53 Reply

i would died as i lived. playing video games. or a caffeine overdose


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:30:12 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:22 PM, DrClay wrote: Sacrifice my life to save others...

Best response in the whole thread. Never really thought of it that way.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:33:36 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:27 PM, andhination wrote: School shooting, yeah.
I'd go for the high score.

You guys are terrible...although, just so I know, for research purposes only of course, what is the high score, 21-22?


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:33:54 Reply

I would be killed by a venus fly-trap disguised as an ice cream.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:35:45 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:13 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: How would you go about doing it?

Suicide bombing

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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:39:33 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:30 PM, eyeothestorm wrote:
At 8/23/09 05:22 PM, DrClay wrote: Sacrifice my life to save others...
Best response in the whole thread. Never really thought of it that way.

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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:40:18 Reply

I'd go to the top of a building, and jump off doing as many flips as possible and try to land on the nearest old lady


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:42:14 Reply

I would walk up to everyone's house and ring the doorbell, then yell " HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" then stab them. them in the face.

Eventually killing my self.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:42:34 Reply

Helicopter blades, perhaps.


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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:43:07 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:18 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:
At 8/23/09 05:17 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: nothing beats lynchin' yerself.
But i'm not black...

Ah, but you are whit so you can lynch, but not yourself because you are white.

Aw shit paradox.

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Response to If you were to kill yourself... 2009-08-23 17:45:03 Reply

At 8/23/09 05:33 PM, Jack wrote:
At 8/23/09 05:27 PM, andhination wrote: School shooting, yeah.
I'd go for the high score.
You guys are terrible...although, just so I know, for research purposes only of course, what is the high score, 21-22?

385+ Scroll down to europe. But in the US it would be 33 that was the V tech massacre.


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