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Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 10:39:49 Reply

When I die, I wish to be cremated. Once cremated, I want my ashes to be secretly placed in the meals of hungry starving kids in Africa. Just a wish.

What would you like to do with your body upon death?

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 10:44:25 Reply

Rape it.


If Heavy Metal is so evil, why would God create it? BECAUSE I FUCKING TOLD HIM TO, BITCH!!

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 10:56:25 Reply

Why on earth would you care what happens to your body after you die?


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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 10:57:27 Reply

At 8/23/09 10:56 AM, andhination wrote: Why on earth would you care what happens to your body after you die?

Because crab people will eat your corpse


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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 10:58:22 Reply

i want to be thrown out of a plane. in the middle of times square.


Dunno why I am still here.

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 10:59:59 Reply

I want an open casket funeral. BUT NOT JUST ANY OPEN CASKET FUNERAL, oh no. First, I want my arm fixed so that everyone can high five me as they walk by to pay their respects. Then, everyone at my wake will play casket bowling, since it's on wheels. Finally, I want my body strapped to a motorcycle, which will jump over a pit of lions and crash in a fiery explosion straight into the Grand Canyon wall.

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:24:22 Reply

After I die, I want to devour someones body so that I can walk the Earth again. >:D!


Live life to the fullest, and make sure you fit some hookers in there too.
It hungers for more...
The Power Of Pinesol

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:25:39 Reply

I would like my ashes to be placed inside the pussy of Megan Fox.

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:26:55 Reply

I wish to be reincarnated into a fur with superpowers.

And then I'd turn the rest of the world into furs.

ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:33:25 Reply

I want to be 'buried' at sea.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:35:16 Reply

I want my body thrown off the top of the Empire State Building while wearing a sequined unitard.


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oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:39:23 Reply

I want to be cremated and to have my ashes turned into diamonds, then i want those diamonds shot into space.


|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:40:00 Reply

I want to be sent off of a space station, put it to orbit around a star while Scotty plays me out with the bagpipes.

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:51:19 Reply

I want to donate every single part of my body to people who need it.

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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:51:55 Reply

At 8/23/09 12:51 PM, InsaneBrutality wrote: I want to donate every single part of my body to people who need it.

That's fucking bizarre, man.


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Response to Your body set to your wish. 2009-08-23 12:53:29 Reply

Necrophilic porn.

better late than never right guys?