Forum Topic: You just fucked a soda can

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DarkRedFlame

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:15 AM

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And now you look at the shredded remains of your dick and cry.

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Blaze-Heatnix

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:16 AM

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Topic title of the fucking week.


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RiotFlash

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:16 AM

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At 8/23/09 01:15 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: And now you look at the shredded remains of your dick and cry.

What are you my narrarator or something?

Check out my art, and scout me if you'd be so kind. :D


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Theres only a little piece of meat dangling, and a semen filled coke can.


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Dammit...

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ThePhantomGamer

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Then you wake up.

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Chdonga

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I accidentally a whole can of coke

or whatever it was

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TOEZ

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I think my dick would be serrated off by the first two thrusts.

Also, CO2 burns.

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NeverHundred

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:17 AM

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Now that's what I all a good time.


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hongkongexpress

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:21 AM

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Depends weither or not there was coke in the can. If so, all the sperms I jerked off in it, are dead. if not, then there is cum in the can.

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inuyasha5114

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At 8/23/09 01:16 AM, silentkat wrote: Theres only a little piece of meat dangling, and a semen filled coke can.

CumaCola!

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N30Chaos

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:22 AM

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At 8/23/09 01:15 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: And now you look at the shredded remains of your dick and cry.

If you're desperate enough to fuck a soda can your penis probably wouldn't even be big enough to have remains.


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Neenja-SkLz

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:26 AM

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After I bawled my eyes out, I then kick my pussy self in the ass for being such a motherfucking pussy. The soda can looks at me and asks what's wrong. I say nothing, cover my crotch and we both go to sleep.

The next day, we continue as if nothing happened. She said she was feeling a little morning sickness when she woke up, puked in the toilet, but otherwise she was fine. I end up crying again, pushing my pansy ass out the house and get some professional treatment for my mangled dick.

A couple months later, she finds out she is pregnant. I knew the instant she told I was fucked... I had a gut feeling that since the last time she told me she missed her period last month. I am scared.

We tell our parents about the expected baby. My mom almost killed me, she threw me out of the house, and told me to never talk to her again until the baby was born. Her parents gave me a verbal beatdown, told us we should have used a condom and this baby is not out of love or a marriage. They said they will help the baby, but not us directly.

More months pass. She had the baby a few weeks ago. We are now on welfare. I am raising this child the best I can. It's hard.

Years pass, we get married and we become a great family. I have a stable job and we have our own place. Life is great.

On the 18th birthday I find out the child isn't mine.

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JimmyWorld

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:47 AM

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WHAT MY MEAT SHREDDED!!!!???? I think not more like a massive dick shredding the can asshole I can't believe that you think a petty aluminum can could end the life of my precious dick. You are some fool for my dick can only be ended by the heat of 1000 blazing suns for it is the ruler of mankind when you pray at your bedside my dick listen for it is the holy sheppard of your thoughts and religion. None can defy the power of my almighty fuckstick, especialy not a soda can >:( How dare you attempt to defy me!!!


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TheThirdSix

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:49 AM

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I'm into kinky shit like that.


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Crayzorder

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:53 AM

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typical thursday


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MrSmirkODouche

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Well, I have never had intercourse with an inanimate object. Although I have repeatedly with your biological mother in the past. I stare down and solemnly cry on a daily basis. I actually penetrated her...


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Skybolt-DX

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Posted at: 8/23/09 01:56 AM

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WRONG!

I was wearing a condom ^-^

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Munzy

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Posted at: 8/23/09 02:09 AM

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Hey the can was asking for it!

The way she dresses!

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NeverHundred

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Posted at: 8/23/09 02:09 AM

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At 8/23/09 01:56 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: WRONG!

I was wearing a condom ^-^

*Victory theme plays*

Now you wont get soda aids.


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Gortag

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Posted at: 8/23/09 02:10 AM

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My dick cannot fit in a soda can.


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NeverHundred

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Posted at: 8/23/09 02:11 AM

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At 8/23/09 02:10 AM, Gortag wrote: My dick cannot fit in a soda can.

My dick is roughly the size and shape of a soda can.


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Spikrodd

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I see the cola circumsicion I gave myself, the opening still wet of semen. I pant lightly as i begin to press the can against my ass and insert it. Waddling, i reach the fridge and get a glass longneck and begin to jam it into my urethra.

have fun sleeping

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Posted at: 8/23/09 02:30 AM

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take a lesson kids. just because it has a hole doesnt make it a vagina.

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NeverHundred

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Posted at: 8/23/09 02:39 AM

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At 8/23/09 02:30 AM, tjm1234 wrote: take a lesson kids. just because it has a hole doesnt make it a vagina.

I beg to disagree. Every hole is a goal. I am such a perv.


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At 8/23/09 02:39 AM, NeverHundred wrote:
At 8/23/09 02:30 AM, tjm1234 wrote: take a lesson kids. just because it has a hole doesnt make it a vagina.
I beg to disagree. Every hole is a goal. I am such a perv

27-0. my favor

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qazuni

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and then you realised that 'soda can' was actually a metaphor for the BBS.

History is made.

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SolidLiquid

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Posted at: 8/23/09 04:03 AM

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i dont fuck soda cans what are you nuts?

SODA CANS FUCK ME!

FUCK NO! theres nothin gay bout gettin yo dick sucked! Yews gay fo suckin mah dick!
i ms painted this shit!
dick chicken!

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anchovee

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Posted at: 8/23/09 04:17 AM

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At 8/23/09 01:16 AM, RiotFlash wrote:
At 8/23/09 01:15 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: And now you look at the shredded remains of your dick and cry.
What are you my narrarator or something?

You got a problem with narrators or something?

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